Soul Plane Page #5
Hello. Would you like Colt .45 | or Aliz?
Maybe you could explain to us | what those are.
My pleasure, sir.
Colt .45 tastes like | liquored-up beer,
and it sneaks up on you | all of a sudden.
And Aliz--oh, that's my favorite. | It's from France.
It's a cog-nac, it's very fruity,
and it'll make you wanna do | the hucklebuck,
then pass out | in your own juices.
Guess I'll have that.
Wise choice.
Yo, player, you got a little | somethin'-somethin' for me?
Yeah, I have a shorty 40.
No, no. Do you have | any whole milk?
Sir, that is nasty.
I do have a Puerto Rican lady who's | lactatin', I'll see what I can do.
Tonight, we're serving a plate | of gourmet soul food
with your choice of lobster | and filet mignon
or crisp duck confit,
I'll have the filet,
And for you, sir?
I ordered a special | Kosher meal... yag-weh.
Excuse me?
That's fried chicken | in hot sauce.
Lobster, filet mignon or duck?
I'll take the fee-lan.
All right, I need you to take | a breast or a leg and a wing
and pass it back. Exactly.
You guys, share your napkins | with your neighbor.
One for every two people. | Sharing is caring.
Don't get greedy. One piece.
Hi. Would you like | some dessert?
Boss man, low class | is outta liquor,
so I thought I would | come in here and...
Someone is strollin' down | memory lane.
No, I'm just, you know, | checkin' on things,
makin' sure they okay, | that's all.
Yeah, right. I know that look.
I had that same look of regret | after I ran into Lee--
my little Asian butterfly.
We had a whirlwind romance | that ended in heartbreak...
and stomach pumpin'.
When I saw him again, | I tried to apologize, but I couldn't.
I just felt so bad leaving him | in that hospital
all bloated and distended.
Did you just grind on me?
A little.
What does that sick-ass story | have to do with me?
I've never left nobody | in the hospital filled with nothin'.
It means, Mr. Righteous, | that if you have a chance
to make things right again, | you should take it.
Who knows | what could've happened?
Lee had plenty ancient secret | to show me.
Thank you. Flame. | Okay?
You're welcome.
Now, how much Colt .45 | to Sierra Mist do you mix
to get bubbly? | Probably half and half.
You mind if I sit down?
It's your plane.
It really doesn't have | to be like this.
How is it supposed to be?
So who's this guy?
Let's just let it go, okay?
I just came over here | to talk to you.
You just disappeared. | I didn't even hear from you.
Giselle, you were 3,000 miles away. | I tried to get in touch with you.
Let's just let it go.
I don't know what smells better-- | this meal or your delightful perfume.
Thank you. You're too kind.
You know, a lot of smart women | find blind men sexy.
- You know why? | - No.
But I'm sure | you're about to tell me.
When you lose one sense, | it makes your other senses stronger,
I have more of a sensitive touch | than the average man,
Please!
Let me tell you about | this love I had,
She was on the trampoline, | landed right in my lap.
Bang! She stayed there | for 1 5 years.
People crazy about me. | People love me.
- You don't say. | - Don't say?
I do say it. | That's what I'm talkin' about.
People love me. | See these fingers here?
These fingers got eyes on 'em | just like 20/20 vision.
You know what I mean?
They... wait a minute.
Move that other leg | out the way.
Move that dress up, girl.
Oh, boy, moist. | You just as tender as you can be.
You a little frisky thing. | You got a little puddle here.
Oh, you big, too. | You ain't no baby.
This is wonderful. | I love freaky stuff like this.
Just let yourself go. | I'm gonna let myself go, too.
I'm feelin' something, too.
This ain't like me. | I don't usually go this quick.
I'm goin' now.
Let me tell you. | Where my yack?
I'm a player... player!
- Hey, now. | - Oh, excuse me,
No, it's cool, | I'm the attendant,
You can sit this one out, | my brother.
I'm just gonna wash my hands.
Got me a wild woman | sittin' next to me
and look what I got. | Bang! Stinky pinky.
Stinky pinky, here you go.
Hey, brother. I ain't washin' | that one, I'm washin' this one.
She usin' cilantro. | I love that freaky sh*t.
The only way you got | stinky pinky
is if you was sittin' next to | Miss Potato Head.
There's always some dude | who's a player hater
'cause he ain't gettin' none.
Just 'cause you blind don't mean | I won't whip your ass.
Lookin' like a disco lemon. | Son of a b*tch!
All right, you suit-and-tie-wearin' | motherfuckers.
A little green | gets you in between.
The more dough, | the more they show.
Now, a true player | is a payer, am I right?
That's what's up.
We don't park collars | at NWA--we park dollars.
You heard me?
If you can afford business class, | you can afford some business ass.
Hey, Muggs, what's goin' on?
- Where? | - Here.
- Here. What is this? | - It's all good up in here, baby.
We got Asian persuasion, | butter pecan freakin',
chocolate deluxe.
I got it all | in my little shopping mall.
What is it you're not gettin'?
First gamblin', now this? | It's illegal, man.
You with the FAA, nigga?
- No. What are you talkin' about? | - Ain't no rules in the air.
Listen to me. | That's not the point, man.
It's a family airline. | You got ladies up in here?
I sure do!
Listen to me. | We not in the 'hood no more.
Hey, Nashawn.
Hey! What's this about?
The girls just wanted | to show their appreciation
for everything you've done.
If you stick around for a minute.
I'm sure it'd make the ladies | very, very happy.
Start with this.
Just like that?
You're so sexy.
Whoa! Slow down!
Back up.
Oh, my God! | Hey, move, devil.
Get it together | and get it fast.
You got to get off the pole.
Hey, baby, watch your step. | Hey.
I guess there are some things | you can commit to.
You talkin' 'bout this?
I'm just doin' my job, | that's all.
Yeah, it looks like | you're a workaholic.
And here I was thinkin' I was | too hard on you before.
Guess you're the man now.
Wait, Giselle.
What the f*** am I doin'?!
You ready for this?
- Yeah. | - You ready?
Oh, yeah, daddy.
- You sure? | - Wait.
Don't fight the feelin', baby.
What the hell is you doin' | in here?
That's the problem with | you young cats. You talk too much.
- A woman like that... | - You do talk a lot.
...wants a man of action.
I was wonderin' if you can | help my friend Ben here.
He needs you to take him | back to his seat.
Yeah, Ben, I believe I know | where this cat is sittin'.
Dig this here. | You don't need a lot of space.
Superman changed | in a phone booth.
Hey, don't be... | man, don't be touchin'...
Tidy Bowl man.
We gonna need this right here.
- Ready for this? | - Oh, yeah.
Hey, what the hell is this?
I seen this on an episode | of "Real Sex".
- You sure about this? | - Trust me.
All you gotta do | is have a safety word.
You got one?
Yeah, when I say. | "Get off me, you crazy b*tch",
you stop chokin' me.
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