South Park Page #10

Kyle and Ike walk away, leaving Stan and Wendy alone.

STAN:

Thanks for your help, Wendy.

WENDY:

Whatever, dude.

STAN:

Hey I didn't throw up!

WENDY:

Cool!

Stan and Wendy move closer as if about to kiss... closer...

closer... And finally - Stan vomits all over himself and

Wendy.

WENDY:

Ew!

STAN:

Sorry.

WENDY:

Hey look! A french fry!

STAN:

Cool!

WENDY:

And what is that?

STAN:

I think its part of a Cheesy Poof.

WENDY:

Hey, what's that?

Wendy and Stan continue to identify food stuffs in Stan's

vomit, silhouetted against a full moon.

FADE OUT:

EXT. BUSSTOP - MORNING

Stan and Kyle wait for the bus.

STAN:

Gee, the bus'll be here any minute

and Cartman still isn't around.

KYLE:

Yeah, we're running out of friends.

STAN:

I wonder what that thing was the

visitors gave the cows?

The cows graze peacefully. They have their little object

with them.

Officer Barbrady walks in.

OFFICER BARBRADY

Ha ha cows, I got you cornered. Let's

see you get away now!

One of the cows steps on the object that the aliens gave

them and a ray shoots out and hits Officer Barbrady who begins

to dance and sing (although his voice isn't his own) the way

Cartman did when he was under the alien control.

OFFICER BARBRADY

(Singing)

I love to sing-a! About the moon-a

and the Juna and the spring-a! I

love to sing-a! About a sky of blue

or a tea for two.

The cows jump up and down gleefully.

RESUME - BOYS AT BUSSTOP

Suddenly, Cartman drops from the sky and lands with a dull

thud into the snow.

STAN:

Oh, hey Cartman!

Cartman moans. The school bus pulls up.

KYLE:

Wow, Cartman, the visitors dropped

you off just in time to go to school!

CARTMAN:

Oh man, I had this crazy nightmare

last night...

STAN:

Really? What about?

CARTMAN:

Well, I was standing out in a field

and I had this HUGE satellite dish

stickin' outta my butt. And then

there was hundreds of cows and aliens,

and then I went up on the ship and

Scott Baio gave me pink eye.

STAN:

That wasn't a dream Cartman. That

really happened!

CARTMAN:

Oh right, why don't have pink eye

then?

KYLE:

Cartman, you DO have pink eye!

Sure enough, Cartman's eyes are a bright shade of pink.

CARTMAN:

Ah son of a b*tch.

FIN:

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