South Park Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 1997
- 22 min
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CHEF:
(To Cartman)
Oh, was it the ones with the big
long heads and the black eyes?
CARTMAN:
(PETRIFIED)
AH!
STAN:
They took him on their ship!
CHEF:
Ooh... Did they give you an anal
probe?
CARTMAN:
AGH!
STAN:
What's an anal probe?
CHEF:
That's when they put this big metal
hoop-a-joo up your butt.
KYLE:
Woa! They gave you an anal probe,
Cartman?
CARTMAN:
(Defensive)
No! I mean... Uh... Why would they
do that?
STAN:
Dude, they DID huh? Aliens stuck
stuff up your ass!
CARTMAN:
NO!
IKE:
Ana Pobe!
CARTMAN:
SHUT UP, DILDO!
CHEF:
Well, I gotta get to the cafeteria.
You children watch that fat boy now,
he could be under alien control.
Chef turns to get back in his car and Cartman notices that
the back of Chef's shirt has an EXACT image of the alien he
saw, and the word 'Believe'.
CHEF peels off.
KYLE:
We told you they were real Cartman.
Sorry to hear about your ass.
CARTMAN:
(Extremely angry)
God Dammit, they didn't do anything
to my ass! It was just a dream!
The school bus pulls up and the boys start getting on.
KYLE:
Why are you walking so funny, Cartman?
CARTMAN:
Shut up!
Little Ike tries to follow his brother onto the bus.
IKE:
I'll bla bblaa blaa
KYLE:
No, Ike! Go home!
Kyle gets ready to kick his brother.
IKE:
Bla Wa Wah
KYLE:
This is it!! This one's for the game.
IKE:
Bllaa aaahh haah
KYLE:
Kick the baby.
Kyle kicks his brother through the school bus window, and
Ike flies into a snowbank.
The boys quickly get on the bus. Ike pulls his head out of
the snow and looks around for his brother.
INT. SCHOOL BUS - MORNING
The kids walk past their mean old bus driver, MS. CRABTREE.
STAN:
Good morning, Ms. Crabtree.
MS. CRABTREE
Sit down! We're running late!
Stan and Kyle walk to the back of the bus and take their
seats. Cartman and Kenny sit up a few rows. Kyle looks out
the back window to see Ike still standing at the bus stop.
KYLE:
Dammit, he's still there!
STAN:
Oh, don't worry about him.
KYLE:
No, dude, if something happens to
him my parents are gonna blame me!
MS. CRABTREE
SIT DOWN BACK THERE!! AAHHHH!!!
STAN:
Yeah, whatever you fat b*tch.
MS. CRABTREE
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
STAN:
I said I have a bad itch.
MS. CRABTREE
Oh.
Stan and Kyle sit down and the school bus moves on. Kyle
turns around one last time to look at his brother.
KYLE:
OH MY GOD!!!!
EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY
A group of VISITORS, with large heads and almond shaped eyes,
surround Ike.
INT. - BUS
KYLE AND STAN:
VISITORS!
Scared, Kenny pulls his hood shut.
KENNY:
Mph mprmhpm bmarmphs!
KYLE:
Ike!!!
EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY
The visitors lead Ike to a large space craft hidden in the
trees.
INT. BUS
KYLE:
STOP THE BUS!
Kyle runs to the front of the bus.
KYLE:
Ms. Crabtree, you have to stop this
bus!
MS. CRABTREE
Do you want an office referral?!
KYLE:
(SCARED)
No.
MS.CRABTREE
Then sit down!
KYLE:
But I....
MS. CRABTREE
AAHH!!!
KYLE:
AAHHH!!!!!
MS. CRABTREE & KYLE
AAHHHH!!!!!
Kyle runs to the back of the bus and hopelessly looks out
the back window again just in time to see the spaceship take
off.
STAN:
Cartman, are those the same Visitors
you saw?!
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