Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Page #16

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JESSICA:

Try getting hands on him.

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Stop hovering.

You're literally hovering.

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Hello, pardon me, locals.

[GASPS]

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Wow, four on there. Wow.

That's very dangerous.

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That looks good.

Which way to Alchemax?

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[GASPS, COUGHS]

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It's a place with

a big collider...

[GASPS]

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Hey, cow guy. Moo-ve over.

That's the best you could do?

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Gwen! I'm here to help!

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Miles? Are you...

SPOT:
Whoopsy-daisy.

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You weren't expecting that,

were you?

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Oh, no.

Neither was I.

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I'm in the zone.

[WHOOPS]

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MILES:
I got you!

Did you follow me?

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No, I just saw where you went

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and went there

without you knowing.

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You're not supposed to be here.

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What are you talking about?

I'm helping...

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[DISTORTED GRUNTING]

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No! No-no-no-no!

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No, no, no, no, no!

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[YELPS, GRUNTS]

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I shouldn't have ever

come to see you.

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Dang.

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[♪♪♪]

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[GRUNTS]

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[SHOUTS, GRUNTS]

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PAVITR:

Hey, who's the new guy?

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Hey, Pav. He's Miles,

and he wasn't invited.

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[LAUGHS]

You weren't invited

and you came anyway?

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Right?

Hey, new guy

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must be in love with you.

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Uh, n-no. I'm not.

Okay. Whoa, Pav.

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Oh, I'm very good

at reading people.

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GWEN:
: No, he's not.

Who are you?

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I'm glad you asked, new guy.

I'm not a new guy.

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My name is Pavitr Prabhakar,

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and for the past six months...

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Six? And even he got a watch?

Yeah, uh...

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Being Spider-Man is so easy.

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I wake up, skip the workout

because I'm naturally buff

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and I don't want to get

too big, you know?

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Do almost nothing

with my amazing hair.

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You don't use

any product at all?

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Just coconut oil, prayer,

some genetics.

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Then I swing by school.

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Don't really have to try,

but I do anyway.

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Fight a few bad guys,

feed a few street dogs,

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quick break for a cup of chai

with my Maya Auntie...

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I love chai tea.

What did you just say?

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"Chai tea"?

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"Chai" means "tea," bro!

Oh.

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You're saying "tea tea"!

Oh, um, um...

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Would I ask you for

a coffee coffee with room

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for cream cream?

I'm sor--

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I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

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PAVITR:

Then I hang out

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with my girlfriend Gayatri.

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She's an extremely

classy teenager.

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Hey, girl.

Tonight I was thinking...

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Hello, Police Inspector Singh.

This is your daughter.

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I do not know her.

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[VOICE-OVER]

And to top it off, I live in

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the best possible

Spider-Man city

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Mumbattan. Quick tour.

This is where the traffic is.

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This is where the traffic is.

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This is also

where the traffic is.

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There's traffic here, too.

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And this is where the British

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stole all of our stuff.

Whoa!

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Ah, hello, Spider-Man.

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Hi.

Hey.

Not you.

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Are you talking

to him or me?

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Or-or him?

Bro, what's up?

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That's me.

Think he means me.

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Yeah. Him.

I got this, guys!

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Huh?

Wow. How are you?

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[SCREAMS]

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Can you tell

I leveled up my game?

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I'm on a journey

of self-improvement.

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And you came to India.

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That's a

Western culture cliché.

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Don't

"Eat, Pray, Love" me, bro.

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No, no, no, no, no.

I did not mean it like that.

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Now let me guess-- you're gonna

ask me about saffron

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and cardamom and naan bread,

which is the same as saying

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"bread bread," which is

the same as saying "chai tea."

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Oh, I love chai tea.

No!

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[GRUNTS]

MILES:
Come on, man.

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I think maybe we got off

on the wrong foot.

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Let's just talk about this.

SPOT:
Fine.

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You made me feel empty,

like I had a hole inside of me.

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We all have holes.

[GRUNTS]

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