Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Page #9

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798

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[MUTTERS, GRUNTS]

799

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Do you want to talk about it?

800

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Are you crazy?

801

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Well, men of your generation

802

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ignore their mental health

too long.

803

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[SCOFFS]

Oh, boy.

804

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What am I,

what am I even doing?

805

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'Cause no matter what I do,

806

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someone always thinks

I'm blowing it.

807

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MILES:

I know the feeling.

808

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So, your son.

809

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How's he doing?

810

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You-you think

he's gonna figure it all out?

811

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[SIGHS]

Honestly?

812

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Yeah.

He's a good kid.

813

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Yeah?

You know what? It's scary.

814

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He says these things

that are so smart.

Cool.

815

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Well, I should probably...

816

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And then he does these things

that are so stupid.

817

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I just don't want him

to mess it up.

818

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Maybe get off the kid's a--

I'm sorry, what?

819

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What? What? I...

I don't know.

820

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And I hate that he's not

being honest with me.

821

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Maybe he's scared

to talk to you.

822

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Why would anyone be scared

to talk to me?!

823

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I d-- I d--

I-I don't, I don't know.

824

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It's just, you think

825

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you're getting pretty good

at being a parent.

826

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You think you got it licked.

827

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And then they go and grow up.

828

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I just don't want

to lose him, you know?

829

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Well, as an objective

observer

830

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with no skin

in the game,

831

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I say you got to let him

spread his wings, man.

832

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Like this.

833

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JEFF:

Yeah.

834

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[CHUCKLES]

I don't know.

835

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If this isn't nice,

what is?

836

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I should go.

837

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Yeah, and-and catch

that holes guy.

838

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Don't worry.

839

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I don't think that guy's

gonna show his face again.

840

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What?

841

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Okay.

842

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I think I kicked myself

into myself.

843

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Well, this is new.

844

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Hello?

845

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Hello? Echo, echo, ech--

No echo.

846

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Hypothesis:

847

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I'm going to put my head

in that hole.

848

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Hello.

[SCREAMS]

849

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[GRUNTING]

Please! Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow.

850

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Stop it, stop it, stop it!

851

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[SIGHS]

852

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That was... cool.

853

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My holes can take me anywhere.

854

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[BICYCLE BELL DINGS]

855

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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

856

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[SPOT CHUCKLES]

857

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Excuse me. Hi.

858

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Sorry to bug you.

I know you're busy, sorry.

859

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What do you want?

I know it's weird.

860

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I just came out of nowhere.

861

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But I think I'm becoming

a transdimensional superbeing.

862

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So?

"So"?

863

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I'm literally splitting

the fabric of space and time.

864

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For you

it's just a Tuesday night.

865

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You're acting like

weird stuff like this

866

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happens to you all the time.

867

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Can I have some gum?

868

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[SCREAMS]

Whoa!

869

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Wow.

870

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The power of the multiverse

871

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in the palm of my hand.

872

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My holes aren't a curse!

873

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They're the answer!

874

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Can you stop

talking about your holes?

875

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You're making everyone

uncomfortable over here.

876

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No, no, no, no, no. You're gonna

love this. Look, look, look.

877

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[STRAINING]

878

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I'm out of spots,

wouldn't you know it.

879

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Uh, as you were, gentlemen.

880

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I'm coming for you,

Spider-Man!

881

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All right, all right, let's

take this one step at a time.

882

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Does anybody have the

instructions for this building?

883

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[SIREN WAILING]

[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

884

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Oh, no.

LEGO JAMESON:
Tomorrow morning,

885

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Spider-Man, page one

886

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with a decent picture this time.

Uh-huh.

887

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You're absolutely right, boss.

I'm so...

Shut up.

888

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Uh-huh.

Get out of here!

889

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You got it, boss. I-I'm on it.

890

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God, I need a raise.

891

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Boop-boop.

892

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Miguel, it's Peter.

We got an anomaly.

893

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MIGUEL:

Thank you, Peter.

You're one of our best.

894

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Jess, who's on this?

Boop-boop.

895

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♪ It's a party, uh ♪

896

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♪ He call me shawty... ♪

897

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[LIVELY CHATTER, LAUGHTER]

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