Spy Hard Page #6

One minute and 18 seconds.

One minute and 17 seconds.

- One minute and 16 seconds.

- Oh-oh. General, it's broken.

Well, you'll like space.

Lots of elbow room and--

- One minute and 12 seconds.

- Oh, whoops. Sorry.

- One minute and 11 seconds.

One minute and ten seconds.

Y eah, you lose, Steele!

That countdown is irreversible!

- Really?

- One minute and five seconds.

- Well...

- let's just see how...

- We need to go!

- One minute and three seconds.

- irreversible that really is.

It's irreversible,

and there's nothing you

patriotic pansies can do about it!

- 59 seconds, 58 seconds. Let me tell you

what being patriotic really is,

you scumbag poop.

This is a great country where a man can

sue anyone he wants anytime he wants.

It's a great country because

thousands of people die every year...

from handguns, and,

yet, at this very moment,

you can still walk into a convenience

store anywhere and buy one of those guns.

- That's democracy.

- It's finally time somebody does...

what that fool Steele

should have done.

- This is a great country...

- And it's gonna be me!

- because anyone who's male has the right...

- Let's go!

- to run for the office of the President.

- Let's go! Move it!

- This is a great country

because any moron can

- All right, everyone, drop your guns!

I'm, uh, taking over!

Steele... get down from there.

- Dick, come on. We have to go.

- Now!

- Oh!

- Come on! Come on!

- I wasn't finished.

Quick! Hurry up! Just move it!

Twenty seconds.

Steele, you're always

doing this to me!

- You lose, Steele!

I'm not through!

I'll be back!

Maybe just tissue or a brain!

- Open the door! I'm stuck in here!

- I'll be back!

- I'm going up, but you

and your whole world...

are going down!

- I'll be back, maybe without legs...

- Open the damn door!

- or some other minor organ.

- Wait! I don't want to miss the fireworks!

How about a hand

for General Rancor?

You're not through with me!

- Ah, well.

- Houston, we have a problem.

A man of intrigue

He lives for the thrill

Always has places to go

and people to kill

Danger is the game he plays

And he holds every card

'Cause if you wanna win

You gotta spy hard

A man of the world

so suave and discreet

He trips over the women

piled up at his feet

But evil's lurking

So he's always on his guard

'Cause if you're gonna spy

You better spy hard

He's always there

When the chips

are beginning to fall

He wouldn't care

If they kicked him

and grabbed him

And shot him

and stabbed him

And nailed both his ears

to the wall

Facing death every day

Is a tough job for any man

But his hours are flexible

And he's got

a great dental plan

By the way

if you walked in late

Allow me to reiterate

The name of this movie

Was Spy Hard

They called it Spy Hard

You just saw Spy Hard

It's the end of Spy Hard

" ThE EnD "

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