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I think I got it.

- Okay.

- Keep singing.

Remember the time I first saw you

I thought you'd be mine and it felt so good

One look in your eyes and I swear I knew

Of your kiss, your touch, your love

And I can't breathe

I'm struggling

Hey hey hey

My heart's at ease

'Cause I'm drowning

Drowning in your love

Oh!

That was bad, let me try it again.

Oh... so close!

Now I've heard there was a secret chord

That David played, and pleased the Lord

But you don't really care for music do you

Wait, guys, guys, hold on.

Hold up. What is it now, Pavarotti?

Mr. Moody, Dani and I have been working on something,

that we'd love to show you.

Kyle, what are you doing?

Kyle, I've been doing this a long time.

I think I know what song is going to work.

I know, but Dani wrote this song

and it's tight, Mr. Moody...

just, hear it out.

I'm sure it's very 'tight'.

It's just that, this song,

has a significance, for me.

Why?

- Because I sang it once.

- What for?

- Mr. Pookins.

- Who's Mr. Pookins?

- My cat.

- You sang a song for your cat?

My dead cat, he died,

I sang it at his funeral.

Sorry.

It was a suicide.

Can we just play the song

for you once, please?

You won't regret it.

- Do the short version.

- Yeah.

You got this.

The ocean is heavy

Your current is strong

You're pulling me deeper

Been here all along

Remember the time I first saw you

I thought you'd be mine and it felt so good

One look in your eyes and I swear I knew

Of your kiss, your touch, your love

I can not believe Mr. Moody is

letting us perform our song.

Our song?

It's your song, I just helped.

Tonight's the night Hawks hockey

season opener, be there, 7:00PM.

What is with the hockey insanity?

First game of the year is tonight.

What's even worse,

is the biggest game of the season,

is the same night as the Slam.

I'll be so surprised if anybody

even shows up.

Hey, you all should go to the Slam!

I'm telling you, if not, you're gonna miss out,

and you're gonna have to watch

it on YouTube. I'm telling you.

You know, nobody but you

could've got me to share my music.

Thank you.

I'm happy I met you.

I'm, kind of happy I met you.

You're so dumb.

I gotta go to class, bye.

- Bye!

- Later, gator.

- Jesus.

- Isn't that sweet?

The lady and the tramp were

about to have their first kiss.

What's with you, Massey?

I Google Chrome-d you... and

there's not a single mention,

of you singing anywhere

before you came to Hayden.

Something about you stinks,

and I'm gonna figure it out.

And then, I'm gonna stuff, and mount you.

All I'm saying is be careful,

things are rarely what they appear to be.

Take my girlfriend from Honduras,

the bikini model, Guadalupe?

She turned out to be Phil, from Cleveland.

Yeah, I got Catfished...

- without the TV show!

- What are you getting at?

I'm sayin, we don't know anything

about this bearded dude.

I mean, what if he turns out to

be some kind of like, you know...

master of dark arts.

Look, anything that got my

family back together, can't be bad.

Yeah? Speaking of family...

um, it's my birthday Saturday and

every year, we go to my favorite place.

It's a Greek restaurant,

there's hummus, there's a belly dancer.

Yeah, I took some lessons.

She asked me to leave,

but I'm wondering, if you wanted to go,

you could go, it's gonna be lame...

you probably... no, forget it.

Lonnie! Of course, I'm coming to your birthday.

I wouldn't miss it.

Cool. All right, I'll just text

you all the deets and stuff.

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- That guy is such a douche.

- Yeah, but he's Emperor Douche.

And you just joined the chorus, so you're kind of like,

at the bottom of the barrel, too, you know?

Jealous, Chorus Boy?

- No.

- Hey!

Oh ho, gettin' a little angry?

No one cares about Kyle Moore.

I own this school, and there's not a

damn thing you can do about it.

Down... boy.

Jokes on him, this is how I eat

my mashed potatoes, so~

Somebody has to bring that guy in check.

Yeah, somebody's gotta check him.

It would be kind of cool if you went out for the hockey

team, though, right, beat him at his own game?

Our own little miracle on ice.

That would be so rad, dude, so rad.

Yeah, it would.

Let's go! Let's go!

Pass it!

Come on! What are you, girls?

Let's go!

Come on, get up, you push!

That's the best you got?

You skate like my sister.

Bring it in!

Two-on-two back check drill.

If we're gonna beat the Bulldogs...

we gotta get this right.

Look who it is.

Set it up!

Whoa.

Can I ah... can I help you with something?

I want a try-out, Coach.

Try-outs are over, all right?

That's too bad.

I'm way better than Derek.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

that's a pretty big claim, son.

Let's hope you can back that up.

The ice... is yours.

Can't wait to see this.

No, YOUniverse, we're here to play hockey.

No, no, no, no!

Not again!

What are you doing?

Whoa!

You can't even do that.

I can't look away.

That is so beautiful.

Holy smokes!

That's not what I meant.

Well, kid, you're no Wayne Gretzy but,

guess what, you made the team.

Boys, meet your new equipment manager.

All right! Play time's over.

Let's go! Set 'em up.

Nice one, Cali.

Wayne Gretzky.

Why didn't I think of that.

All right, let's try this again, shall we?

Hey, b*tches! Where you goin'?

I'm not done yet.

Okay ah, Frozen...

let's see you score on the goalie.

Wreck him.

Get the ice packs ready.

Get him!

Come on!

Like a boss

We are the wild beast

It's a bloody feast

Like a boss

We put you on the ice

Throw in the towel

You are the sacrifice

We are the warriors

We take the low road

First line, get out there!

Not you, Lowe, stay put.

How you feeling, baby?

I could go all night.

Well then, get out there and take the face off!

Jeez! Come on! Come on! All right. Whoo!

- How good is he?

- Okay, Kyle!

What are you doing?

Why aren't you out there?

Let's go. Come on, boys!

I am your champion

You're a great survivor

Check out my moves man

This kid's on fire

You can't get the message

I'm writing your history

Stand back as I roll up

I owe your soul to the sunshine

I am your champion

This kid's on fire

Kyle, you're so cool!

- Hey.

- What up?

What are you wearing?

It's pretty sweet, right?

You'll never guess,

I just saw a bunch of kids rocking my jersey!

- Wow.

- I can't believe it, it's insane.

You know,

you missed rehearsal this morning.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

I couldn't sleep last night after the game.

But it won't happen again.

You know, I'm a little worried you're not

gonna have enough time for rehearsal now.

You know that the Slam,

is the same night as the game.

Dani, Chorus is way more

important to me than hockey.

I'll make it work.

Dude! I got 2.000 likes,

on my last Instagram post.

What? Every time I post something,

I lose followers.

Hey, so, my parents, they are super stoked,

to meet you Saturday.

- Oh, yeah, I'm psyched to meet them, too.

- Yeah, this is funny...

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