Step Brothers Page #11

Synopsis: Brennan Huff and Dale Doback are both about 40 when Brennan's mom and Dale's dad marry. The sons still live with the parents so they must now share a room. Initial antipathy threatens the household's peace and the parents' relationship. Dad lays down the law: both slackers have a week to find a job. Out of the job search and their love of music comes a pact that leads to friendship but more domestic disarray compounded by the boys' sleepwalking. Hovering nearby are Brennan's successful brother and his lonely wife: the brother wants to help sell his step-father's house, the wife wants Dale's attention, and the newlyweds want to retire and sail the seven seas. Can harmony come from the discord?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Adam McKay
Production: Columbia Pictures
  3 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Metacritic:
51
Rotten Tomatoes:
55%
R
Year:
2008
98 min
$100,468,793
Website
41,491 Views


- Where do you think you're going?

- Home.

- We got something to show you.

- Come on.

- You see that white dog crap?

- Do you see it?!

- Yeah.

- Not too fun down there, is it?

- No.

- You see?

Your actions have consequences!

When you oppress people,

they rise up in a fiery anger!

Go home.

We're not like you.

We're grown-ups, motherf***er!

Say hi to your dad.

We went to high school together.

The cops'll be here soon.

I guess this is what it feels like

to be grown up.

Hey.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah, of course.

You know back when

you first moved in?

Yeah.

- Did you touch my drum set?

- No, I didn't.

No, really, I won't get mad.

I just wanna know.

No, I know.

You said you wouldn't get mad.

I'm saying I didn't do it.

I didn't do it, I never did it.

- Then I owe you an apology.

- No.

No, you don't, at all. No.

Why wouldn't you take an apology

if you didn't do it?

Just because I'm cool.

It doesn't matter.

You got my passport.

I'm good.

Don't worry, not gonna be late.

Don't worry.

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Will Ferrell

John William "Will" Ferrell is an American actor, comedian, producer, and writer. He first established himself in the mid-1990s as a cast member on the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, and has subsequently starred in comedy films such as Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Talladega Nights (2006), Step Brothers (2008), The Other Guys (2010) and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013), all but one of which he co-wrote with his comedy partner Adam McKay. The two also founded the comedy website Funny or Die in 2007. Other films roles include Elf, Old School (both 2003), Blades of Glory (2007), and the animated films Megamind (2010) and The Lego Movie (2014). more…

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