Stillwater Page #2
- Year:
- 2018
- 92 min
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the highway, right?
Cruising, making good time.
All of a sudden,
I'm driving, boom,
f***ing 25 point buck comes
outta f***ing nowhere.
I'm like errr, get out
the f***ing way, Bambi.
Skidding, get off to the
side, turn the car off,
stalls dead, won't start.
I'm f***ed.
You ever try hitchhiking with
a f***ing canoe on your back?
Sh*t is real, bro.
Wow.
Uh, you know, I work
with liars all day long
and that is grade-A bullshit.
Are you f***ing insane?
No, man, it happened.
We know you had
to make your bed.
Give that hot momma
a little foot rub.
F*** you, man.
I'm not the foot doctor here.
Podiatrist, goddamn it.
(laughing)
Oh, there it is.
Podiatrist.
(laughing)
- What's up, man?
- What's up, Richie?
Listen, those tents
are fully loaded.
I appreciate this.
- [Cooper] Jack, Jack.
- I got everything you need.
Now we're talking, man.
Any chance you got cell
towers in these tents?
No, man.
(laughing)
Great, my fans are
not gonna like that.
I'm sure all three
of them will survive.
At least they're not
f***ing four years old.
So what?
Who needs cell towers
when you have this...
(dance music)
Oh, sh*t.
That's my sh*t right there.
Motherfucking Jack.
It's like Friday
the 13th in Studio 54.
Dude, is everything
a movie reference?
Hey, you remember
how to use this?
Ah.
You know it's a little
Field of Dream, by the way.
What the hell?
[Willie] That's my
last time saying it.
[Dawson] That's strike two.
That's it right there.
F***ing A, man.
Do you remember May Darnell?
Oh, god.
Who can forget?
Cans out to here, am I right?
(laughing)
Dude, you're the
creepiest man I've ever met.
Cans out to f***ing here.
He's right.
and awkward as that
sh*t was, I went.
Oh.
May and Danielle used
to sit behind home plate
and f***ing go crazy, every
one of Dawson's games.
You remember that?
Yeah, she loved you.
She'd go f***ing nuts
every time you pitched.
was gonna get with him
over anybody.
Oh, dude, well, you know,
Cooper f***ing cockblocked him.
What do you want me to do?
She put her pants
down, I said, "Hey."
Yo, let him have
sex with one girl.
Just one.
Gentlemen, if I may,
to the good old days and reliving
them one drunken weekend
at a time.
[Cooper] Yeah.
And to Dawson and all
his relentless attempts
getting us here.
[All] Yeah.
Somebody remembered.
Strength in unity.
[All] Unity in strength.
Oh my god.
Wait wait wait wait wait.
Cooper, what's going on?
You're not joining us.
You gonna go in
the spirit or what?
Oh, Hollywood.
[All] Hollywood.
All right, cheers, it's cool.
[All] Coop, Coop, Coop,
Coop, Coop, Coop, Coop.
All right, f***ing shh.
Shut the f*** up.
Unity in strength.
[All] Yeah!
(woods rustling)
(ominous atmospheric music)
[Willie] What
are you looking at?
Oh, sh*t.
What's up, yo, what's up?
What's going on, man?
Glad you made it, man.
Hey, what's going on, girl?
Hey.
You look beautiful.
Hi.
Okay, cool.
Yo, you guys, you remember
The Wizard, right?
No.
Did we sleep together
in high school?
In your dreams.
That's unlikely.
I just have far too
much sex in real life
Oh.
Hysterical.
Hey, I'm Dawson.
Yeah, yo, and
that's Vera and Fauna.
Hi.
So, yo, why don't you
guys get set up, right?
And when you come back, we've
with your names on it.
Cool.
Right on.
Rock and roll.
(laughing)
The f***ing, The Wizard, man.
That guy's so f***ing
cool, I can't stand it.
Awesome.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
The f***ing Wizard?
The f***?
What's...
Guys, The Wizard's cool, man.
That wasn't part
of the plan, Leech.
I don't want no
strangers eating our food
and drinking all our beer.
What the hell are you thinking?
I took time off of work
to hang out with you guys,
not some party crashers.
First of all, okay,
The Wizard doesn't crash
parties, all right?
He is the party.
Plus, yo, he's got a
shop on Main Street now
called Puff Puff Glass.
I've never seen so many buds.
The whole f***ing
back room is like...
I don't care if he owns
Warner Brothers, man.
Get him out of here.
(scoffing)
Hey, you're awfully
quiet over there, Dawson.
You have an opinion?
You should've asked us first.
Well, what the f*** am
I supposed to do, huh?
I can't just ask
him to up and leave.
Sure you can.
Just f***ing ask him.
Dude, they just got here.
It's about to be dark out soon.
Oh, you're worried
about their safety.
They look like the
f***ing Manson family.
Oh, Jesus.
You know what I say?
I say Leech gets
the f*** out of here
and he takes them with him.
I second that.
[Leech] What the f***?
- [Willie] Second that.
- Oh, f*** that.
- You should go.
- Yeah, Leech.
Dude, that's you guys.
What do you f***ing want, man?
What the f*** is wrong with you?
You're getting
aggressive and sh*t.
Hey, we're not sending
them away or Leech.
All right, we waited far
too long to get back here,
so as unfortunate as
this situation is,
we're gonna find
a silver lining.
Ah, silver lining.
Well, if I may,
the sausage fest was getting
and the one kinda
has a little bit
of a Christina Ricci
thing going on.
That's what I'm talking about.
That was part of
my plan all along.
I guess we were always
better when we had something
to compete over, so...
All right, then it's settled.
We just make the
best out of this.
Tomorrow we're sending
them on their way.
Cool, cool.
All right, but if that
a**hole even enters my airspace,
I'm taking him down.
Please, dude.
This sh*t's gonna be so
much more bad-ass now.
You're f***ing
welcome, all of you.
I'm gonna need
a few more beers.
I'll take one Jack.
Grab some beers, baby.
I'm getting some.
You're welcome, for real.
[Willie] Yeah, remember
you had tourette's
for some odd reason.
But you know what
didn't make sense?
about joining the military.
I just didn't, I didn't
think you'd actually do it.
Hey, man, they
recruit like mad.
Promise you an education you
don't have time for afterwards,
if you don't die, of course.
(laughing)
Well, it can't be any
worse than the medical field,
huh, Willie?
I mean, how many lawsuits
you up to now, man?
10?
You hit double digits?
Look, man, the thing to do
now is to sue a doctor, okay?
Everybody thinks WebMD
is smarter than me.
(laughing)
[Leech] It don't take much.
[Willie] Well, I'm
gonna go kill myself.
(laughing)
No.
A lot of people remember
you, mister ace on the mound.
Rumor is you bought a farm
and settled down with a woman
real quick.
Yeah, I'm still
married, for now at least.
I remember you.
You remember girls
Didn't you have like one
successful TV show 10 years ago?
I heard no one will cast you
because you're such
a dick bag now.
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