Stillwater Page #3
- Year:
- 2018
- 92 min
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You know, Variety
can go f*** themselves
and for your information
with a f***ing whale.
Have you heard of
Martin Scorsese?
That's amazing.
the perfect role for you.
(laughing)
Whatever, I don't
entertain criticism
from Helena Bonham
Carter wannabes.
Sure you don't?
Mmm.
(laughing)
You're a man of few words,
but you know how
to hit that thing.
Silence is golden, man.
That's deep.
Yeah.
Oooh.
(coughing)
[Vera] Wow.
(laughing)
Right on, man.
You know what, man?
I know it's more mainstream,
but I still feel shady.
(laughing)
This coming from the guy
who used to put video cameras
in the girl's locker room.
There's no evidence
that that was me.
Holy sh*t.
Who remembers the night
that we got stuck on
the f***ing roof, right?
- Yeah, at the Dog Way Club.
- Yeah, I remember this.
It was like two in
the morning, easy.
Got a carton of eggs
at our f***ing feet
and we're trying to chuck
'em across the street,
hit a f***ing car
on the highway,
like a semi-truck or something,
except no one could
f***ing do it.
- No, no, except Dawson.
- Except for f***ing Dawson.
Dawson.
Unbelievable.
Kid's got a f***ing cannon
attached to his shoulder.
He leans back, puts
one in the air,
hits the f***ing windshield
right in the middle.
The guy's f***ing blind.
Yeah, dude, that thing
screeched to a halt
in the middle of
the f***ing highway.
Completely dead stop.
Buddy f***ing pulls out a
revolver out of his boot.
He just starts
aiming at the air.
"I will f***ing end all of you."
(laughing)
It was out of control.
F***ing slept on
the goddamn roof.
Couldn't leave.
I remember that.
Richie's mom tore
us a new a**hole.
Sure did.
Plus we had to explain
I didn't, I
didn't piss myself.
Man, f*** you guys.
[Richie] All right.
(laughing)
So, I guess there's a
I guess so, if
you dig deep enough.
(laughing)
You know they say
pot won't kill you?
Well, it did once.
And when I came back, my
life was changed forever.
(laughing)
I was there.
This will enlighten
you in many many ways.
Is that right?
(bong water bubbling)
(exhaling)
(dance music)
[Vera] Holy sh*t.
I know, right?
Right?
That's what I'm talking about.
(laughing)
[Fauna] Holy sh*t.
You know, if I may be
so bold as to suggest,
(coughing)
let's really get
this night going.
What is that?
Potion eight.
All your favorite
pyschotropic effects
rolled into one little
piece of glorious heaven.
This sh*t is no joke, man,
but there's like virtually
no hangover the next morning.
Did you make
that yourself, man?
I learned it from the
ancient druids of Stonehenge.
They used to take it annually
on the winter solstice.
When I died, I visited
the Akashic records.
There you could learn
anything and everything
about human history,
like even how to craft these.
You're welcome.
You'll thank me later.
F*** it, man.
You can't listen to
captain here anymore.
It's been like 15 f***ing years.
F*** yeah.
When in Rome
or Stillwater, or wherever
(laughing)
(laughing)
That was easy.
Pass it down.
Pass it down, pass it down.
Hell yeah.
Get me one of them.
Dawson, come on, man.
Yo, seriously,
this sh*t is like nothing
you've ever experienced before.
Would I ever steer you wrong?
(laughing)
Guys, strength in unity.
[All] Unity in strength.
[Richie] Oh.
F***ing jocks.
(heavy rock music)
(vomiting)
(grunting)
(grunting)
(urinating)
(eerie atmospheric music)
Coop.
Coop, wake up, man.
Hey, you all right, buddy?
Coop.
(intense orchestral music)
Guys, get up.
Guys, get the f*** up.
Leech, get up, man.
Willie, Jack.
Sh*t.
Oh, god.
[Leech] Dude, it's like,
what, the ass crack of dawn?
Aw, f***.
What the hell happened
last night, man?
That's an
interesting question.
Dawson, what's going on, man?
It's bad, it's bad.
[Willie] What?
Dawson?
Dawson?
Maybe he's passed out.
No, f*** you, dude.
F*** you, dude.
You don't know.
This ain't cutting off
somebody's bunions, man.
This is f***ing life.
I'm a doctor, Leech.
I know a dead body
when I see one.
No, bullshit, man.
Bullshit.
(crying)
Oh, f***, dude.
Oh, f***.
Dude.
How the hell did this happen?
He fell, man.
Why'd you have to
put his tent so close
to the f***ing edge for?
I didn't roll him
out of it, did I?
- F*** you, f*** you.
- Guys, does it really matter?
We need to get help.
Jack, do you have reception?
The booster's
only reach so far.
We're literally in the
middle of f***ing nowhere.
I still can't
believe he's dead.
He's f***ing dead.
What the f***?
[Jack] So, what now?
I'm gonna go find the girls
and that f***ing Wizard.
(ominous atmospheric music)
He's right.
Maybe he'll tell us what the
f*** happened last night.
Willie, you knew
then, didn't you?
Didn't you?
Kara, easy.
Go ahead, Willie, continue.
I'm not playing mom
to you man-boys.
Where are the others?
I was wondering the same
as in I have no idea.
What happened last night?
A lot of sh*t
happened last night.
Luckily, only some
of it was homoerotic.
Listen, chick, we're
done with your attitude.
Easy, Richie.
She obviously has no idea.
No idea about what?
(eerie atmospheric music)
[Leech] He looks
so small from here.
[Jack] What are you, five?
So, what are we gonna do now?
We need help.
No sh*t.
I mean, we get help, Richie.
We can't just leave him here.
There's like bears
and vultures and sh*t.
Vultures?
Dude, this isn't
the f***ing Sahara.
[Jack] No, he's right.
We should drag him
up here or something.
No, we shouldn't do that.
No, Will, we should.
No man left behind.
Look, man, we're not
gonna move any bodies
until the cops come over
here and sort all this out.
[Jack] What is
there to sort out?
He fell from a steep ass cliff.
I mean, you checked
his vitals, right?
He's gone, man.
You don't think
it was an accident.
(ominous atmospheric music)
I don't work in forensics.
I just think we all
don't know what happened
after a certain point, so we
should all just figure all
that out before we
start moving bodies.
[Richie] What the hell
are you trying to say, man?
Spit it out.
He doesn't have
one broken bone, man.
Not one broken bone, not one
scrape on his whole body.
There's no way he
fell down this cliff.
He's got a huge
f***ing gash on his head.
A gash?
You think you're gonna
fall down a cliff
and just get a gash?
So, wait wait wait wait wait.
What are you trying to say, man,
that one of us killed Coop?
No, it's not
possible, not possible.
None of us could've killed Coop,
but that f***ing Wizard.
I knew that guy was a piece
of sh*t the minute he arrived.
Hey, you don't know him.
He wouldn't hurt a fly.
She's right, dude.
He wouldn't.
So, don't go accusing
people who aren't here
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