Storks Page #4

Last word, me!

- Last word.

- Me.

- Last word. Last word.

- Me. Me. Me.

Listen, I'm the alpha.

I'm gonna eat this thing first.

I'm gonna be the new alpha.

No. There is no...

There's no need for a new alpha.

I'm the alpha!

- You...

- You're not even a beta.

I'm the alpha!

No, you're not the alpha!

Aw!

What just happened?

- What was that?

- What did that thing just do?

- I'm sorry. Where were we?

- Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna devour this thing.

I'm gonna bite her arm clean off.

You didn't bite her arm clean off.

This tastes like flowers.

Okay, stand aside.

Look at you. Look what you did.

I did the same thing you did.

- Are you in love?

- I am in love.

- Are you in love?

- I'm in love, too.

I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.

Hey, guys!

This tiny thing is now a wolf, everybody.

- What did he say?

- What? What's happening?

- Louder. We're in the back!

- We're keeping it!

- Back of the pack, we're keeping it!

- Okay, thank you.

Aw, look at that.

The delivery is now complete.

Now, I just need to find

a way out of here.

Wait, you're not gonna deliver

her to her actual parents?

Baby doesn't know the difference

because babies are dumb.

Oh, babies are not dumb.

They are super dumb.

Babies have a higher level of intelligence

than we will ever understand.

You sound like a baby

that learned how to talk.

I am a baby that learned how to talk!

Hey, I want to teach it

to walk around in circles

- before it lays down.

- Yes. Yes. Yes.

That's my favorite thing to teach.

Don't get too close,

you're gonna scare it!

I'm not... Ow!

Aw!

- Huh. The baby, it's laughing!

- Yeah. Good for it.

No.

Okay, I apologize for what

I'm about to do.

- Ow!

- Sorry.

Aw!

- Stop it!

- Sorry.

Sorry.

- That's my face!

- Sorry!

- Why did you stop?

- Come on!

Okay, I get the plan.

I can fake it. I can fake it!

Okay, okay. Fake it!

Ow!

Wait! Hold on a second, okay? Wait.

All right, I have an idea.

Imagine how much harder

she could hit me if you cut us down.

Oh, yeah! I could really wail on this guy.

I mean, you don't have to

go that hard, but...

- Oh, I think I do.

- Well...

Oh, I'm still mad at you.

Cut 'em down!

Grab a stick or something!

Wait, what?

Aw!

Do you want more?

Yeah!

Will this tiny twig be enough?

- Yes!

- No! No!

Bigger!

Get the biggest twig you can find!

Sorry, Junior.

Gotta give the people what they want.

Grab the baby! Let's go!

Wolfpack, chase!

Chase, chase, chase.

Why wouldn't you stop hitting me?

I was distracting them.

Okay, here we go.

Oh! Oh! We should untie the bridge!

Yeah, I know. What do you think I'm doing?

Chase, chase, chase.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Suck it, wolves!

Wolf pack! Form of wolf bridge!

Hut, hut, hut.

What is happening?

The wolves are forming

a suspension bridge.

- How is that possible?

- I don't know.

All right, let's go!

A bridge!

We're probably gonna die!

Chase, chase, chase!

Let's go!

- The door!

- Leave it!

Almost gotcha, almost gotcha,

almost gotcha!

Oh, my gosh!

We can use that thing as a thing!

Right! To thing to the thing!

Let's go!

- You sound like a monkey.

- You sound like a monkey!

Wolf pack, form of wolf boat!

Boat!

Are you kidding me?

That is so unpredictable!

Ha-ha!

Wolf pack! Form of submarine!

Submarine!

I didn't know wolves could

form a submarine!

I've never seen that before

on nature shows.

Okay, quick, get to the plane!

What? I thought it was broken.

No, I fixed it with some spare parts.

We're gonna get ya. We're gonna get ya.

All right, let's go!

Junior!

Obviously, I'm not gonna push it.

Wait!

Oh, I could push it so easily.

It would take

such a little amount of force.

Don't look at me like that.

If you don't give us Tiny Thing,

we're gonna eat you.

We're gonna eat you anyway!

You don't say it.

You make the deal

and then you eat them anyway.

Gotcha!

We're not going to eat you!

Well, now it's too late!

Oh, no! No!

- Junior!

- Let's go!

All right, let's fly!

It doesn't fly.

- What?

- It falls!

Why did I save you?

Whee!

Wolf pack! Form of wolf plane!

- Come on! Come on!

- Let's go!

Tiny Thing, come back!

Oh, come back, Tiny Thing. We need you!

My baby.

Hmm.

What?

Five more minutes and then we stop

What?

- Five more minutes...

- No!

That's our chimney!

You're gonna destroy the whole roof?

Mom, we have to replace

the chimney with a slide

for when the storks deliver

my baby brother.

What he said.

No! Don't be crazy.

You cannot do the chimney.

Come on, don't make me the mean mom.

- Dads are fun, moms are mean.

- I heard that!

- Parent conference.

- Pinching!

Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy.

We need to tell him.

Tell him what?

What, to go watch more TV?

This is the best time I've had

with Nate in my life.

I actually feel like a dad again.

And when no baby brother shows up?

Well, then we tell him.

We can get a new chimney,

but we'll never be able to

replace this time with Nate.

And if we put those headsets back on,

how old will Nate be

when we take them off again?

I'm not a jerky teen yet.

Fleeting moments, precious memories.

Moms are fun, too.

Wow! That's...

That's not a well-made chimney.

I'm... I'm a small woman

and that just came...

Yeah, that came right down!

Okay, so, uh, what's next?

Okay, it's Saturday night.

As long as we deliver by tomorrow,

we can still make it for Storkcon Monday.

Thanks for waiting for me back there.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, okay, "I'm too manly to

admit anything at all about anything."

Is that supposed to be me?

Oh, sorry, "This is a more

accurate representation."

Oh, you're so right.

That is what I sound like.

Let's both talk like this.

Baby's fussing.

She's bored. We have to distract her.

Oh, let's see. Oh!

You are a baby, you are a baby

Little hands, little feet

- Look at you, you're so sweet

- JUNIOR:
Stop! Stop! Stop!

You're so cute I wanna...

Let's just step aside, all right?

- And let me do it.

- You want to sing to her?

Yeah. Is that so surprising?

I'm a pretty good singer, actually.

Okay, fine! Sing to her.

When you need a little something

And there's too much to do

Just click your little finger

And we'll ship it for you

Cornerstore, Cornerstore.com

Free shipping does not apply

in Alaska and Hawaii.

Wait, wait, wait, is that a song?

That's not a song, that's an ad.

- Well, strap in for this one then, Tulip.

- Okay.

Cornerstore

I like how this is going.

Let your packages rain down on me

Uh, this looks like a good place

to rest for the night.

Junior, what are talking about?

Why are you acting...

I can't hear what you're saying.

- Junior?

- I can't hear you!

Junior!

Hmm...

Hey! Have you seen

a red-headed lady and a stork?

A bird and a lady?

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

I saw two that fit that

description the other day!

No, man, I will not be your friend.

Sorry, thought we were vibing.

Why you being so creepy?

You know what? Just get... Here. Here.

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