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Strange Brew Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1983
- 90 min
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Pam
Well, there's no staff, so I guess there's no reason to have a
cafeteria.
Bob
I told you we brought too many donuts. Geez, this is spooky.
Doug
It's like a ghost town. [Tickles Bob's ribs and shouts Boo!, making
Bob jump and drop the donuts]
Bob
Take off, eh?
[Doug howls like a wolf]
Doug
Look out, eh?
Pam
The lights don't work!
Bob [checking vending machines]
Hey, check this out! There's sandwiches and smokes in these
machines, eh?
Doug
Here's an old Galactic Border Patrol game!
Bob
Hey, there's Joe Louie, and, geez, is that tuna or what?
Doug
Plugs aren't working.
Bob
Hey give me some quarters will you, I'm going to have chocolate milk.
Doug
Forget it hoser, the power's turned off.
Pam
Came on guys, let's go.
Doug
Hey, there's a door here! [tries it] It's locked. Hey Pam, you got a
credit card?
Bob
Pam, you got a credit card?
Pam
Well, yeah, I do.
Bob
She's got a credit card!
Doug
Ok give it to me, I need it!
Bob
[Pam gives her credit card to Bob]
Bob
Ok coming credit card! Geez, travel, eh? [gives card to Doug] Ok,
here you go.
Doug
Beauty.
Bob
Like he once got our dead battery going by mixing bird feces and spit,
cause there's like acid in it. So, you travel quite a bit?
[Doug opens door and turns power back on. The vending machines spit
out all their contents and the video games turn on]
Bob
Beauty! Look at the machines! Jackpot!
Pam [to Doug]
How'd you do that?
Doug
Well, I know some stuff about electricity, eh?
Bob:
[grabs stuff from floor] Here's a chocolate! [throws a milk toDoug] Cheers! [starts to drink chocolate milk]
Doug
[looks at carton] Geez, hoser, this is four months old!
[cut to computer room, where an alarm is going off]
Smith
What is it?
Ted
The power is on in the old cafeteria.
Smith
Ted
It must be them.
Smith
I think it's time the little lady and I had a chat.
[cut back to cafeteria]
Bob
Sorry I ralphed, Pam.
Pam
You shouldn't have had that chocolate milk.
Bob
I know. Sorry about your sweater. You can take it out of my pay if
you want.
Pam
That's ok.
Bob
Geez, you're real nice. If I didn't have puke breath I'd kiss you.
Doug
Hey Pam! Your name's on this machine! You got to level six, I only got
to level five. Beauty playing.
Pam
I've never played that game before.
Doug
Well, your name's right here. Not a bad score either.
Pam
21-10-59. That's my birthdate! October 21st, 1959.
[Video game beeps]
Doug
Hey! My name's gone! Who's John Elsinore?
Pam
My father!
Bob
Fresh as a daisy! Hey can I play?
Doug
Sure. Ow! [takes hand from machine] This things hot! You'd better kill
this thing! Hey, the plug's glowing! [kick plug out, turning off
machine]
[LaRose enters]
LaRose
Ms. Elsinore?
Bob
Hey Rosie!
LaRose
Pam
Where is he?
LaRose
In the brewery room. I can show you the way.
Pam
No thanks, it's ok. I can find my way myself. See you guys later.
Bob
Hey thanks for the jobs, eh?
Doug
Yeah, we'll work real hard, eh?
Bob
Hey Rosie! Will you sign this hockey card? I brought it from home.
LaRose
Where'd you get that?
Bob
Well, I collect them, but I already had the gum, eh? Sign it to Bob
McKenzie, my good pal. Put Rosie LaRose, I know you like it when
people call you Rosie.
Doug
Hey, how'd Pam's dad die?
LaRose
He was electrocuted.
Bob [to Doug]
Take off, will you? He's signing my card. Hey that was a great hat
trick you had against Czechoslovakia, eh? Sorry about your nervous
breakdown. Guess it kind of screwed up your career, eh?
Doug
You had a nervous breakdown, huh? Me too, when he was born.
Bob
Take off, you hoser.
Doug
You take off, you knob.
[Bob and Doug spit at each other]
[cut to brewery room]
Smith
Good morning, Miss Elsinore! I'm brewmeister Smith. My condolences to
you on the loss of your father.
Pam
I appreciate your sympathy, but I came here to talk about my plans for
the brewery. But it's really YOUR brewery now, isn't it.
Smith
Well, I'm very flattered that you think I'm that important, but of
course it's not true. I'm just an employee.
Pam
Oh, really? Well, who employed you to install surveillance cameras?
Smith
Well, you see, the brewery business has become very competitive these
days, so security is extremely important.
Pam
What made this brewery great is that my father ran it as a family
business. I'm afraid you have two weeks notice, Mr. Smith.
Smith
You must be out of your mind, young lady! It takes experience to run
a brewery, and you have none!
Pam
I don't plan on doing it alone.
[cut to computer room]
Claude [to Smith]
All right, let's not get excited. I'm the president of the company,
I'll just hire you back. She has no right...
Smith
She HAS the right. She has 51%. That's all the right she needs.
Claude
You're right. Well, what are we going to do?
Smith
I have a plan. [goes to desk and gets tranquilizer guns]
Claude
Oh, no. No rough stuff. That was our deal. I mean, we had a deal. I
don't have the stomach for it.
Smith
You stinking hypocrite! You murdered your own brother! You had the
stomach for that!
Claude
The second time. The second time I murdered him. You murdered him
first. He was already dead when I killed him. I can't go through
with that again. There'll be police, there'll be questions. I'll
crack, I know I will!
Smith
[slaps Claude repeatedly] Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! We are not going
to kill anyone.
Ted
Excuse me, brewmeister. We are ready for the exercises.
Smith
Good.
Claude
You're going to conduct those experiments? With her walking through
the brewery? Suppose she sees...
[Smith hauls Claude up by his ear]
Smith
Where are the fools with the mouse?
Ted
They're with Henry Green.
Smith
Put them in the game. Take it to level 5.
Ted
Level 5, sir?
Smith
LEVEL 5!!
Claude
Do it, do it!
[Smith drops Claude and gives him a gun]
Smith
Take this--we have work to do.
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[SCENE ELEVEN -- The hockey rink]
LaRose
I have to go through with this, but don't worry. You won't get hurt--
your equipment should protect you.
Bob
Being on the same team as you is all the padding I need, Rosie.
LaRose [to Doug]
Hey, are you ok?
Bob
Hey hoser, you ok?
Doug
[breathing heavily] I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side
of the Force, you knob!
Bob
He saw Jedi seventeen times. Beauty, eh?
[Loudspeakers blare music]
LaRose
Better go to your goals.
[Bob and Doug go to their respective goals]
Bob [to LaRose]
Have a good game, eh?
[Loudspeakers blare and the puck drops down. The white team clobbers
the black team and races toward Doug. Music blares and white team
stops]
Doug
The power of the Force stopped you, you hosers!
[Black team gets up and skates toward Bob]
Bob
Ok, cover your shorts. Don't get deep. Stick on the ice.
[Black team clobbers Bob, then rejoins white team at center ice]
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