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Strange Brew Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1983
- 90 min
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Bob
That was no goal, you know! That was in the crease!
[White team skates toward Doug]
Doug
Come back and fight, you hosers! Come on, eh?
[White team clobbers Doug, who lays on ice, moaning]
Doug
Oh, my left nut.
[cut to cafeteria, where Pam restarts the video game]
Henry
Careful!
Pam
It's ok...it did that before. Now, I think he just pressed one of
these buttons.
Henry
What are you doing?
Pam
It will just take a moment...
[Screen blips and names re-appear]
Pam
There, see that? See that number? April 4th, that's the day he died.
[Screen blips and shows video footage]
Henry
That's the tape they showed at the inquest! Look!
[Screen shows new footage of Claude and Smith pushing John Elsinore
against electrical fence. Also shows Smith strangling John in the
computer room.]
Pam
They killed him!
Henry
It looks that way.
[cut to locker room]
Doug
Your sucking white skates skate like a figure skater.
Bob
Well, these are like referee skates--at least figure skaters know how
to skate, eh?
Doug
Hey! Somebody horked our clothes!
Bob
Geez! Who'd want to hork our clothes, eh?
Doug
Maybe a couple of these guys got sick and tired of wearing their
pajamas.
Bob
No, they're all out on the ice.
Doug
Let's go report this to our boss, eh?
Bob
No, let's go see if there's a lost and found.
Doug
No, let's report this to our boss.
Bob
No, lost and found's a better idea.
[Bob and Doug wander around. Doug sneezes into brewery vat.]
[Cut to Pam and Henry entering control room]
Pam
Have you ever been in here before?
Henry
Yeah, but I've not seen any of this stuff before. You certainly
don't need any of this kind of hardware to make beer.
[cut to Bob and Doug in corridor]
Bob
I don't think we're going to find no lost and found, eh?
Doug
I told you that was a mistake.
[Doug hits Bob's armour and hurts his hand]
Doug
Ow!
[cut back to control room]
Pam
Who's that? [looking at monitor]
Henry
That's Smith's assistant. Look! Every camera in the place is tied
into this console! [they see themselves]
Pam
That's us!
Henry
They don't even trust themselves!
[They see what appears to be Bob and Doug behind them]
Pam
It's the guys!
[Smith and Claude shoot them with their guns]
Claude
Are you sure we didn't kill them?
Smith
Just shut up! I have it all worked out.
[Ted enters lab and startles Claude, who shoots him]
Claude
Ted!
Smith
You stupid idiot! Now he'll be asleep for two hours!
[cut to Bob and Doug drinking from beer tank]
Bob
Woooooo!! Beer shot!
Doug
Don't waste it! Here, give me that!
[Doug squirts Bob with beer]
Bob
Take off, you hoser.
[cut to Smith and Claude dragging Pam and Henry down stairs]
Smith
I told you, we take them to the loading dock and put them in beer
kegs. Hurry!
[cut to Bob and Doug blundering into computer room]
Doug
Aw, geez look at this place!
Bob
Geez, what is this place?
Doug
It's a nuclear bomb shelter!
Bob
Geez, let's get bombed!
Doug
There's probably beer here somewhere.
Bob
Yeah!
Doug
Shhh! There's a guy over there [points to Ted].
Bob
Hey, there's the game we were all in! Hey, what's with this guy. Hey,
you! [taps Ted on shoulder and Ted falls over]
Doug
You killed him! He's dead! I'm a witness! Police, police, my
brother's a murderer!
Bob
I didn't do that! Take off!
Doug
He's not dead, look, his stomach's moving.
Bob
Maybe he's just sleeping, eh?
Doug
Maybe he's going to puke--he had too many beers.
Bob
Where are the beers?
Doug
I'll find them.
[Bob inspects console]
Bob
Hey, here's the organ they was using, eh? [he starts to play]
[Doug plays with some equipment and a disk shoots out]
Doug
Hey, bootlegs! No wonder everything's so secret around here, they've
got pirates!
[Bob ignores him and Doug stuffs disk in his shorts]
Bob
Hey, this piano has a computer on it! I don't know how to work it,
eh?
Doug
It figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer.
Bob
Oh yeah, Mr. Wizard.
Doug
Here, let me try, I'm a genius.
Bob
Those hosers are skating around in a circle.
[Doug plays Great White North theme, making the skaters fight]
Bob
Beauty, eh? Hey, that song's making them fight, eh? Do it again.
[Bob and Doug act the part of hockey announcers]
Bob
Delvecio has hurt Gretzky and they're in the dressing room trying to
find out what's to be done...
Doug
Polfer and Holman have been fighting terribly. Of course Frank
Mohammad is one of the strongest guys in the league, he made out ok,
but what a fight!
Bob
And now somebody has thrown an octopus out on the ice and Litzenburger
and Saunders are going...
[Bob and Doug slump to the floor, having been shot by Smith and Claude]
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[SCENE TWELVE - The loading dock]
[Claude loads kegs into Bob and Doug's van]
Claude [to Ted]
How are the brakes?
Ted
They got two stops, then no brakes.
Claude
Good work! Listen, about that shooting business...I'm sorry about that,
I didn't mean it.
[Claude honks the horn and wakes up Bob and Doug, who are asleep in the
front seats]
Claude
You boys have a nice nap?
Doug
How's it going?
Claude
You're doing a great job here, but I have a special assignment for you.
My daughter, you know, Pamela, she's having her birthday, and I want to
deliver a couple of kegs...very special kegs, for the party.
Bob
Geez, these have beer in them, these big kegs?
Claude
Beer? Oh, yes, beer...for the party. Look, here's the map...you must
follow this route precisely, because otherwise you'll get lost and
she'll be disappointed...
[The loony patients shuffle on scene]
LaRose
Hey! Where you guys going, eh?
Claude
What? Shhh! Get out of here!
Bob
Hey, Rosie! We're going to Pam's birthday, you coming?
Claude
It's, uh, a business trip. They're going on a business trip.
Doug
Ok, so we just go down to Lakeside Park here, eh?
Claude
That's right. It's right at the bottom of the hill. You can't miss it,
it's right at the bottom of the BIG hill. Now you'd better get
started, or you'll be late!
LaRose
I'll go with you, eh?
Claude
No, open the door. Open the door...open the door.
Bob
We're going to get loaded on this beer, eh?
[Claude and LaRose open the bay door and the van drives out. The
loonies close in around Claude. Smith enters.]
Claude [to Smith]
Listen, everything's under control. Don't worry, I took care of it.
Smith
So I heard.
Claude [to loonies]
Please! Do you mind? It's getting a little crowded here...
Smith
Send those lunatics back to the institute! We have to follow the van!
Claude [to loonies]
Back to the institute! We have to follow the van!
Smith
Do as I say!
Claude
Back! Back! Go back! Go back! [to Smith] Follow the van? Oh, just to
make sure! That's a great idea, a great idea!
Smith
Get in!
Claude
I'll drive...
[cut to car following van]
Bob
Hey, did you feed Hosehead this morning?
Doug
Uh, no, I forget. Well, he was sleeping, eh?
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