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Strange Brew Page #9
- PG
- Year:
- 1983
- 90 min
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Bob
Geez! Two minutes for elbowing!
LaRose
Let's get out of here!
[They run from room. The lights short out and the loonies are set
free. The loonies run off.]
Bob
What's going on, eh? Where are all these hosers going?
LaRose
There's a tunnel to the brewery!
Pam
Let's go!
Bob
Doug
Geez, a tunnel to the brewery! Take off, how convenient!
[Henry Green rams down the brewery gates.]
[cut to Smith in computer room. Claude comes in.]
Claude
What is it you want? What's going on here? Didn't we pay our electric
bill?
Smith
The circuits are fusing! The computers, the surveillance
system...everything seems to be overloading! And I think Ted is dead!
Claude
Ted? [Monitors flare in red...John's face appears] Oh my gosh! Look!
It's him, it's my brother! Oh no! John, he want's revenge! I know it!
He's going to kill us! I didn't do it! [pointing to Smith] It wasn't
me! It wasn't me! It wasn't me! [to Smith] Turn this thing off! I
should never have listened to you! [Smith grabs Claude from behind.]
Smith
SHUT UP! I could crush your head like a nut, but I won't, because I
need you. Now, go to the loading dock. Make sure the trucks leave for
Oktoberfest as planned. Do as I say! [he squeezes Claude's head.
Claude leaves.]
Claude
Ow!
[cut to tunnel to brewery]
LaRose
They put some stuff in the beer, and they make us drink it every day!
Pam
My father must have found out about that. That's why they killed him!
LaRose
Come on!
Bob
How long is this tunnel, eh?
Doug
[they enter the brewery]
Pam
Wait! I want to go the cafeteria!
LaRose [points to Bob]
Ok, you go with her! You [Doug] come with me! Be careful!
Pam
Don't worry, I will!
[Bob and Doug stare at each other as violin music plays in the
background.]
Bob
See you, eh?
Doug
Yeah. Good day, eh?
[They run off.]
Doug [to LaRose]
Geez, I'm sure glad we got rid of them, eh? They were really starting
to bug me.
LaRose
Come on, let's go!
[cut to Bob and Pam--Bob weeping on Pam's shoulder]
Pam
You mean you've never been apart?
Bob
No! Never! We've always stuck together...
[Smith appears]
Smith
Stay where you are or I'll kill you! [Bob faints.] Where's the other
one?
Pam
He's dead, Smith! You killed him!
Smith
Oh, good. That's one less to worry about. Now come this way... [Pam
picks up Bob.]
[cut to loading dock]
Claude
[to worker] Come on! Hurry up, let's go! [worker flips him off] I saw
that!
[cut to loony bin entrance--police searching stolen car. The inspector
arrives.]
Inspector
These the one stolen from the hospital?
Policeman 4
That's it.
Inspector
Japanese, eh?
Policeman 4
Yes, sir.
Inspector
The whole world is made in Japan.
Policeman 4
Could be, sir.
[cut to brewery vat room]
Smith [to Pam and Bob trapped in vat]
How ironic! You came here with a mouse in a bottle, now you are the
mouse! As for you, my dear...
Pam
Don't worry about me, Smith! I wrote everything I know in a letter
and mailed it to the newspapers!
Bob
When did you do that?
Smith
Very good, my dear. Cunning, right to the end. But unfortunately we
find the mail system unreliable here. So we use private couriers.
Nice try! It's really too bad you won't be around to see the whole
word become addicted to Elsinore beer... In a few hours I will
introduce my special formula to the public at Oktoberfest. When they
drink enough, they will do whatever I tell them.
Bob
You know people can tell what's in beer, eh. Like my brother can tell
the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.
Smith
Your brother is dead. [slams vat shut.]
Pam
He's not really dead. I just told him that when you fainted! [vat
starts to flood with beer.]
Bob
Can I buy you a beer?
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[SCENE SIXTEEN -- the hockey rink]
[Loonies dressed in hockey attire run from locker room, LaRose and Doug
among them.]
LaRose
Do you remember what to do?
Doug
I think so.
[cut to vat, Bob and Pam knee deep in beer.]
Bob
My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer was like heaven,
eh? Now he's not here, and I got two soakers... This isn't heaven,
this sucks!
Pam
Don't talk. Try and use as little oxygen as possible,
then maybe when the level rises we can get up to that porthole!
[Pam and Bob are now up to chest level in beer.]
Pam
[looking around curiously] I think it's getting warmer in here.
Bob
[looking guilty] I didn't notice anything.
[cut to loading dock, trucks leaving, black hockey team enters on
forklift with Doug.]
Claude:
No fellas. No exercises today. [team jumps off of lift andenters formation.] No fellas, forget about it! [Doug gives Great White
North theme and the team advances on Claude, knocking him onto
conveyor belt.] You can't do this to me! I'm in charge here!
[cut to computer room, Smith waits at bottom of stairs with
tranquilizer guns. White team enters with LaRose. Smith dispatches
many of them with his unexplained super strength. LaRose duels with him
with hockey stick and knocks him into world map, which explodes with
Smith
Arrrrg!
[LaRose notices computer screen with John Elsinore's face which flashes
to a shot of vat 19, which has a capacity of 6,000 gallons. He runs
to vat.]
[cut to loading dock where Claude emerges from the conveyor belt,
plastered with beer labels and bottle caps. The black team dances
around him until the cops arrive and cart him away.]
[cut to Doug and LaRose in the vat room.]
LaRose
Come on! They're in the vat room! Let's go. [they reach vat 19] Ok,
stand back. This is really going to blow! [he opens the hatch at
bottom of vat.]
Doug
It didn't blow! [LaRose opens the hatch all the way] Anybody home?
Pam
[emerging from the tank] I can't believe it; he drank it all! You've
got to help him. You've got to get him out of there.
Doug
[looking in vat at Bob] Oh no!
Bob
[swollen to gigantic proportions] Geez, I've got to take a leak so bad
I can taste it!
[cut to brewery hallway, where the inspector and police run into Pam.]
Inspector
What are you doing walking around? I thought you were supposed to be
sick!
Pam
There's a guy back there trapped in a vat; somebody tried to kill
him!
Inspector
You stay here. [to cops] Come on! [Pam ignores him and runs to
cafeteria. Inspector arrives at the vat. To Doug] All right, out of
the way!
Doug
Cops!
Inspector
[looking in vat] How did he get in here!?
Doug
I didn't do it!
Inspector
Well, how are we going to get him out of there?
Policeman 5
We could try to cut him out with a blowtorch.
Policeman 3
You couldn't cut through that with a torch.
Inspector
I don't know. We need an explosives expert!
Doug
No! Don't blow him up! He's my brother! Please don't hurt him!
Bob
[from vat] Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Doug
He's going to take a leak! Get out of the way! [They all flee hastily
from the vat. Bob releases an enormous belch which blows the vat
open.]
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