Stretch Page #8

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- Not the same person.

- Yep.

- No, he played him in a movie.

- Arnie Hanger.

Oh, I thought you'd get that.

B mark.

Scotch? Tracksuit?

Caulking gun? Cheese Fritos?

Cold vanilla milk?

Raven's blood.

Could you be...

F***!

It's on fire, it's on fire.

I thought you were gonna

sh*t the bed for sure.

And I don't take cocaine.

- Your mistake.

- My f***ing mistake.

Sound coming from the rear

of the limo, and Ed.

Jesus!

I knew Karos like to fist.

But it sounds like he's footing, right?

I'm trying... I'm trying to get

that visual out of my head.

Great. It's fine. Get it all out now.

- Raven's blood, falcon hair.

- Falcon hair?

Here we go.

Bring me Wilford Brimley's mustache.

Oh, sh*t!

Wilford, Wilford, give me your treat.

I'll lick you sour or lick you sweet.

That's amazing.

Oh, man! Do it again.

Arnie Hanger?

- All right, you got it.

- Arnie. I got it, I got it.

Okay.

- No, they're not the same person.

- Yes, they are. Do you know...

- No, you got it. Come on.

- I got it.

- They're...

- Do you know who Arnie Hanger is?

You got it. This is the best thing.

Still rolling, guys.

He just saved

the whole movie right there.

Scotch?

Weedos?

What the hell are weedos?

It's like a 10-minute ride, dude.

Let me Jigga Jay-Z this motherf***er.

- Fifty bucks per block.

- That's like 10 blocks, dude.

Come on, you're about to sign

a big recording contract, boy.

The first one was better.

You're gonna see some sh*t up close

you've never seen before.

'Cause you won't be able to.

Won't be able to see it?

F***! Motherf***er!

What's up, baby? Yeah, yeah!

Oh! It burns!

Put rotating parallels on his ass

because straight tails...

And action. Cut.

What a dick.

We should probably find

our marks at this point.

Or not.

Where's Leon?

What are you doing, Leon?

Arnie Hanger is his lover.

You're gonna need some tampons.

- F***!

- No, we're good, we're good.

See? Wilford Brimley.

You got him. Wilford Brimley,

the sun is going down.

There we go.

Cut! Cut!

And we're a hit.

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