Strictly Sexual Page #5

So here we go, just relax.

Here, look.

- My God! Did I just?

- What? Did you what?

- Just relax.

- This is so f***ing overrated.

This is the furthest thing

from sexual I've ever done!

No, no, I should go in.

I didn't get any sleep last night.

Alright.

Good night.

Good night.

- I can't believe I did that.

- My aunt Emily used to say...

"You never know if you like

something until you try it".

Is she alone?

I don't know.

Sounds like it.

Joe, maybe you should leave

because I think...

this whole thing's made Donna

really uncomfortable.

Okay.

You know, Stanny's funny and

everything, but he's so intense.

I don't know, I think sometimes

he just needs to get over himself.

- Don't do that, okay?

- Do what?

- Don't talk sh*t about my friend.

- I wasn't talking sh*t.

I didn't... I was just saying

that I... No, I'm serious.

- Whatever.

- I didn't mean to get you all defensive.

Wait.

Joe, gimme a break.

Joe, I didn't mean that. I promise

I didn't mean that in a nasty way.

You know how I said Stanny and I

got kicked outta Concrete Union?

Well, it was me

that got kicked out.

It was for a stupid reason,

and that's the point.

Stanny came with me

to the hearing.

We had great jobs.

And he told the guys on the board,

"That's bullshit".

And if you're gonna kick me out,

then might as well kick him out too".

And they did?

Yeah, well, Stanny didn't

exactly say it so nicely.

But he wasn't mad. We got

shitcanned from a solid union job.

"F*** it. Let's move to California".

So we did.

We just have this understanding,

wherever we go, we go together.

That's a good friend you have.

Yeah.

- What time is it?

- Almost midnight.

- How was your first lesson?

- Shut up.

What's that smile for?

Did you get some too?

Maybe.

To us.

Brother, we are the

mack f***ing daddies.

Man, it ain't easy.

This girl don't know

the first thing about sex.

We could trade tomorrow

if you want.

No.

She's a doll, I like her.

Besides...

I'm helping her with something that's

gonna make her whole life richer.

Yeah. We're good f***ing

Samaritans, that's all.

Seriously.

Just like a sister I never had,

just sweet.

Yeah, I wish I had a sister

to instruct on proper ass f***ing.

Hello?

- Anybody home?

- Hi, Damien.

What's new with you guys?

- How's the store going?

- Good. How's the movie going?

God pushed.

Man, all these studios waste a lot

of money making good scripts lousy.

When are you gonna finish

your script?

- I wanna read it.

- It's getting there.

Just working in the second act.

It kinds of slows down.

Well, why don't you let me

look at it, give you some notes?

Hey, bro.

There's some dude

in the house with them.

Who the f*** is that dick?

You have to be more assertive.

You should've seen the rep

I met today.

She was the most confident person

I've ever met...

This has nothing to do

with confidence, okay?

The script is not ready yet, okay?

So I do not wanna show it to anybody

until I'm happy with it.

- Somebody's a little tense.

- I am not tense, okay? I'm just...

I do not appreciate my ex-boyfriend

and my best friend...

trying to tell me how to run

my business, okay?

We heard some yelling,

so we came over.

- We were arguing about nothing.

- I'm Damien Radford.

- Joe Santarella.

- Yeah, I'm Stanny.

I'm renting the pool house

out to them.

The pool hou?

You mean the cabana?

- Yeah, they just got into town.

- Cool.

I was just getting ready to go

to bed, Damien. Good night.

Gosh, actually, me too.

Hey, you guys play videogames?

- No.

- Yeah.

Don't mention anything

about your job here.

Why not?

This whole thing with the boys

is getting out of hand already.

This has nothing to do

with Stanny and Joe.

Well, I've got all kinds of people

tripping in and out of the house.

- I'm talking about your career.

- And...

let's not bring that up

in front of Damien, okay?

Because I'm sick of him

needling me about my work.

Okay. Sorry.

But, you know, I...

I was really nervous about opening

my store, but I didn't have a choice.

And I think sometimes I'm lucky

my family didn't have money...

because I always had to put myself

out there. It's how I pay my bills.

What're you getting at?

I just think sometimes your back's

never up against the wall...

so you never have to push hard

to move forward.

Okay, and what about you?

Isn't that rep supposed to be getting

your stuff into stores over the world?

Yeah. But I can't afford to do that.

And if I had money like you,

I would put up a show...

and then I would have

backers to start manufacturing.

Excuse me? What'd you mean

if you had money like me?

Exactly like I said. If I had money

to do the show, I would.

I just think you need to be a little

more aggressive. That's all.

Okay, I got it.

I've got money but no balls.

You've got balls but no money.

Shut the light off on your way out.

You almost got me there, sporty!

"Sporty". That's funny.

- How do you know the girls?

- Donna and I dated for like a year.

But, yeah, I stay friends

with all my ex-girlfriends.

It's like Zen Buddhism thing.

Make you a business offer?

- Okay.

- Look...

I invest in all kinds of things.

Why don't I invest

in your putting on a show?

You put on a big fashion show.

You have a blowout party and...

you're the next Donna Karan.

Donna, you've read me all wrong.

I wasn't trying to hit you up

for a loan.

I know you weren't.

Look, Christi Ann,

your store does well...

and if that rep knows

what she's talking about, then...

it's not a favor.

It's a good investment.

Are you serious?

Okay.

Yeah, let's do it.

But you have to promise me

you'll finish that script...

and start sending it out.

No more excuses.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Gee, this is crazy. Why am I gonna

show my new men's clothes?

I just started making these.

- They look great to me.

- Thank you.

Alright, the word's out, lots of buzz.

All the critics are gonna be there...

mostly because of the celebrities.

You know, I'm not sure

who I hate more frankly.

Actually, no, that's not true. I hate

them all. But I do love this dress.

Please tell me

you're sleeping with him.

- No, he's just an employee.

- Put him on the runway.

- Well, I don't know if I'm...

- No, you have to.

It'll be a fun surprise.

Think about it:
hot new designer

puts warehouse boy on catwalk.

It's brilliant. It's a tease.

Leave them wanting more. I gotta go.

- This is the last box.

- Will you do me a favor?

Will you try this on?

I wish I was as confident as you look.

Will you model this for me?

Yeah, sure. Why not?

Thank God. I need as many pillars

of strength around me as possible.

Christi Ann, this looks fine.

Hey, come on now.

This is all good.

It's exciting!

Look, no matter what

the critical people say...

might as well enjoy

what's going on.

Come here.

- You got brothers and sisters?

- Yeah.

I mean, I got a brother

and I got a sister.

- Older, younger?

- One's older, one's younger.

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