Stuck on You Page #9

I was a total b*tch with a capital C.

What are you talking about?

You could win like a humanitarian

award for the things you did for me.

Are you crazy, Walt? I didn't even--

Why, is there talk of me getting one?

No. Figure of speech.

I don't know.

I still think I could've done more.

No, stop it, Schindler.

You're way too hard on yourself.

Really. You did everything

that you could do. I'm grateful.

Anyway...

I guess I gotta figure out

what to do next.

Well, can I give you some advice?

- Yeah.

- This is what you have to do.

You have to ask yourself:

"What is the thing I love to do

most in the world? "

And then you have to do it.

Boozing with Cher.

Boozing with Cher.

Bob, do you mind if Rocket and l

take off a little early?

He wants to see the squid boats

come in.

Yeah, sure, Mimmy, that's fine.

Thank you.

Rocket, come on.

- Come on, let's get out of here.

- Bye, Bob.

You fag.

Let's go fishing.

Order's up.

All right, one order of fries coming up.

Shoots.

Guys, get out of here. Show starts

in an hour. I'll finish up. Come on. Go.

- Thanks, Mim.

- Thanks, Mim.

- Hey, break a leg.

- Yeah.

- You look good.

- Serious?

There you are.

Where you guys been?

- Sorry, our fault.

- Hard to move so fast right now.

- Come on. The crowd's getting restless.

- Okay. See you guys after the show.

- Hey, don't screw up.

- Right.

Here we go.

Hold it right there.

And keep your hands where

I can see them, Mr. Barrows.

You too, Miss Bonnie.

Hey. What's going on?

These gentlemen of the law have

mistakenly thought that we're...

...the notorious criminals

Bonnie and Clyde.

You know how often we hear

we resemble that murderous pair?

We're just a couple of musicians, boys.

Name's Elvin Williams. My missus, Ellie.

If so, why don't you

play a tune?

We got a house band you could use.

They ain't half bad.

- No, that won't work. I got--

- He can't sing.

- Bad throat. Something...

- No practice. You got polyps.

Either you sing a song,

or you're under arrest, Elvin and Ellie.

Attaboy, Rocket!

Well, perhaps just one song.

What? You can't--

- What are you doing?

- I don't know.

Well, do something.

All right, I got an idea.

Just go with me.

Oh, will you just hurry up?

Come on!

Excuse me for one second.

I want to tell all of you...

...this has really, really been a joy

to be on this set, I'll tell you.

It's a... A month ago,

I didn't even-- I did--

I had serious reservations

about this. I said:

"Am I doing the right thing? "

Well, thanks to my niece...

...who I love very much--

Thank you, Melissa, you...

Thank you a million, honey. You told me

to go for it, and I'm going for it now.

I wanna thank all of you.

I wanna thank this magnificent--

These magnificent people

for the dancing.

I have never in my life seen

more magnificent dancing.

I wanna thank the band.

I wanna thank Meryl Streep,

and Greg Kinnear...

...and Matt Damon

for putting up with me.

I wanna thank Peter and Bobby Farrelly,

who believed in me 1000%.

I wanna thank Bradley Thomas,

and I wanna thank...

Of course, there is one other person.

Thank you, Barbara,

for putting up with me for 15 years.

And, oh, yes, and Mom,

I love you.

Cher, thank you for your fabulous

45 record collection.

And, oh, yes, and David,

thank you for your absolute joy.

Matty, thank you for delivering

my brand-new little baby niece to me.

My fifth generation.

And, oh, yes, and dear old Dad,

I miss you most of all.

I wish you were here. Unfortunately,

he cannot be here today...

...but he's with us in spirit.

And I miss you so much. Thank you.

Thank you.

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