Submission Page #8
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- 2018
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talk about my inherited mental illness
during Thanksgiving dinner?
It's pretty fascinating
though.
Bipolar is rampant.
My father wasn't bipolar.
He was angry about
the state of our country.
I just think his underlying emotional
state must have had a big effect on you,
and I'm surprised you
never went into therapy.
Why? I'm a writer.
To me, it's all grist for the
emotional mill. Why shrink it away?
He set himself on fire.
Yes, I know that.
I know.
But I don't think political
outrage is inherited, so...
- I wouldn't worry.
- [Sherrie] Okay.
Let's change the subject.
[chuckling]
How's your book coming?
[horn honking]
So how's the novel
coming?
Well, it's coming.
You know, it's coming.
It's... It's slow.
It's coming slowly, but actually I didn't
want to talk to you about my novel.
I wanted to talk to you
about, uh, a novel
that one of my students
is writing.
- God help us.
- No, no, no.
Len, listen.
It's about a high school girl who
has an affair with her teacher.
Here, let me...
I want to give it to you.
- You're f***ing her.
- What?
- No, I'm not...
- But you want to.
No, I don't want to...
It's not about sex.
It's about that this kid
is really, really talented.
I believe you. I re...
I'm sure she's very good.
But I don't have time
to look at some chick novel
about a girl with the hots
for her high school teacher.
- Why don't you just look at the first few pages?
- Ted.
- First few pages.
- Ted.
- First few pages.
- Ted.
Do yourself a favor.
Take the manuscript back.
Tell her you'll show it to me
if she lets you f*** her.
Now, what about
your book?
Let's get serious here.
I've had a thought.
Have you ever considered
a memoir?
Len.
You don't need me to tell you
that what's selling these days
has the juicy gleam,
the bloody smell of truth.
Yes, I know.
How many people you think
read a novel?
- I...
- About 5,000.
Out of the 5,000 people that read
your novel, 2,000 of them are dead,
and the other three...
they've forgotten.
Better to be a hot, new memoirist than
a mid-list, middle-aged novelist.
I'm not doing this
as your publisher.
I'm doing this
as your friend.
Well, I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Now, look.
I don't know you that well,
but the best thing...
the really good thing
would be
if there was something that had been
going on since your father's death.
- Some ongoing problem.
- A problem? Like what?
What are you...
Drinking, drugs,
spousal abuse.
- Oh!
- Sex addiction.
Compulsively f***ing
your students.
That would be great.
Len!
- Something that's directly traceable...
- Shh!
to your dysfunctional
childhood.
And something that you've, you
know, "recovered from," of course.
Yeah.
Well.
I'll think about it.
What are you doing,
sitting in the dark?
I don't know.
Just thinking.
Everything okay?
Is Ruby all right?
Is she pissed that I went?
No. No, not at all.
I told you, she's fine.
What did Len
have to say?
Oh, well, you know,
his kid's got ADD,
and they're medicating him
into a stupor, and, you know.
I mean about the chapters
that you gave him.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, no. He's, um...
You know, he's excited.
You know, but it's probably gonna take him
a little while to read it, he said, so...
Okay.
Everyone would love
to see you finish Eggs.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, by the way,
one of your students called.
She sounded upset.
- Did she leave her name?
- No.
She said she wanted
to talk about her novel.
She thought
it was your cell.
Oh, her novel.
Oh, great.
Her novel. [scoffs]
She's back in New Jersey.
She left her number.
She said to call her
anytime.
Unbelievable.
These students, you know...
You say don't call me unless it's
a life-threatening emergency,
and, of course, everything to them
is a life-threatening emergency.
You know, you're at their beck and call.
It's just...
- I'm sure it's nothing that can't wait until Monday.
- Okay.
I'm going up.
All right.
I'll see you up in a minute.
Morning.
Happy Thanksgiving.
I hate it when you
look at me like that.
Like what?
Like dinner.
I'm sorry. I didn't think I was
looking at you like dinner.
I don't usually think about
dinner until I've had lunch.
So, I'm guessing
it didn't go very well.
Otherwise,
you would've called.
No, I... I, uh... I talked to
him about it, and he said...
You know, he's a very busy man.
He said he'll read it.
Of course, he could be so busy that he just
pretends to read it and then sends it back.
But, unfortunately,
we have no control over that.
So when can I
call him?
You're welcome.
- How was your Thanksgiving?
- Grisly.
So when can I call
and see if he's read it?
I don't think
he would like that.
Um, that might make him
want to not read it.
You didn't give it to him,
did you?
Okay, look.
I didn't leave it
with Len.
It's not that I didn't try.
I did.
It's just that he's not
reading any new novels now.
And you shouldn't
take it personally.
It's not... You know, it's not like
he read it and he didn't like it.
It's just... That's all.
I mean, come on.
You're young. You haven't
even finished the novel yet.
You and I both know
that this is all... bullshit.
None of it matters.
When am I going to be published?
My reputation and my fame.
It's bullshit!
The only thing that matters
is the work.
That's all. The work.
F*** you.
No. F*** you.
I went out
of my f***ing way for you.
I went down to Manhattan
to see my editor,
so he could take me out for lunch
so he could treat me like sh*t,
so he could tell me that I had to write
a memoir about my early years...
everything that I covered
already in Phoenix Time.
But now I'm supposed to
write it in a different way,
and it's supposed to be
the actual truth.
F*** me. F*** you.
- What did you tell him?
- I told him no.
I'm a novelist,
plain and simple.
I still have
some standards.
It's easy for you
to have standards,
with your nice, fat teaching job
and your tenure forever and ever.
You'll always have time to
write, even if you don't.
Whereas if I end up
working at a drugstore,
which with my parents' connections
is a best-case scenario,
I'll never have the time, while you sit
here making your little moral distinctions
about not selling out
your fabulous talent.
I can't believe
you let this happen.
- I can't believe you didn't fight harder for me.
- Angela, what...
The only reason why
I let you f*** me
was so you could get my novel to someone
who could actually do something.
I did not think that
that's what that was about.
I did not think this was
about you letting me f*** you.
I thought that was something
that we both wanted.
Well, now you know.
[door opens]
[door slams]
[alarm beeping]
[alarm stops]
[moans]
[ringtone chiming]
- Hello?
- Professor Swenson?
It's Hillary from
Dr. Bentham's office.
Yes?
Dr. Bentham would like to see you as soon
as you arrive this morning, if possible.
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