Summer of Blood Page #5

I see you,

I want to wish you

the best of luck.

And if you decide to come

back here in a few hours

with a loaded shotgun,

just remember,

I was always here to help.

Okay?

Have a great day!

Penelope,

can I ask you a question?

Hmm?

Has Carl ever touched you

- physically or inappropriately?

- No!

- Are you sure?

- Yeah!

Okay, if I accused him of

sexually assaulting you,

would you back me

up on that?

No!

There'd be a big payday,

a big payout for you.

- It would be good money.

- No.

- Are you sure?

- No.

Okay, if I accused him

of sexually assaulting me,

would you back me

up on that?

No!

Alright.

Well, if I get terminated,

will you miss me?

Maybe a little.

Thank you.

Have you looked at yourself

in the mirror today?

I'm not a vain person Carl,

so I don't do that

kind of thing.

So, no.

Well you look like Godzilla

used your shirt as a maxi pad.

Okay, that's all well and good

but I'm pretty sure saying the word "maxi pad"

in front of an employee is sexual harassment.

So you're f***ed.

Just do me a favor.

Pack your sh*t and go.

You firing me right now

is the best thing that's

ever happened to me.

Profits, money, spreadsheets.

I've got your f***ing

spreadsheet right here.

You want to see a spreadsheet?

Let me show you a

f***ing spreadsheet.

Here's your f***ing

spreadsheet, right here.

Chew on that.

Hey, excuse me.

Hey, excuse me.

Can I buy a cigarette

from you for a dollar?

I have a dollar in my pocket.

You can just have it.

Oh, you're very nice.

All right?

Oh, god.

This is terrible.

Why do you smoke

these things?

Oh.

Oh my God!

I've got to go, man.

Hold on a second,

wait a minute. Do you have a Tums?

Man, my stomach is killing me. Do you have a...

No, I don't, man. Sorry, my family is waiting.

- You've got a family?

- Yeah.

Is it a nice, good family?

Goodbye!

Like the Manson family,

good family?

Oh God...

Ow.

Oh God.

Are you all right?

Oh no, I'm not.

My stomach is

f***ing killing me.

Oh.

You should go get it

checked out or something.

No sh*t. Yeah, I should go

to a doctor probably.

Yeah, it could be like,

stomach cancer.

You've got a lot of nerve

talking about cancer,

while you're

smoking a cigarette.

It's not a cigarette.

Weed,

the sh*t they give you

if you have cancer

to ease all the pain.

You want some?

- No.

- No?

But your neck...

I wouldn't mind

having a bite out of that.

Have you been doing some

bath salts or something, buddy?

No, I just want a

little bit of that.

Wait a second.

Can I ask you question?

Can I ask you a question?

Hey, don't...

Come back here.

Oh God that's...

That's delicious.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry about that.

I'm sorry but it's so good.

I can't tell you how sorry I am.

I'm sorry.

You look like

such a nice boy too.

Were you a student?

Yeah, what did you study?

I didn't stay in school.

You didn't stay in school?

- I didn't finish.

- You didn't finish?

No!

That's what you get for

not getting your education.

Thanks for agreeing

to come back

and have dinner with me again.

I appreciate that, thanks.

Yeah, I believe

in second changes.

Yeah, there's so much

bleakness in the world,

so much tragedy.

No, I totally understand.

There's a lot to be

depressed about.

It was getting to me

but I think I'm over it now.

You know, I wanted to show

you that I'm a decent person,

I think, in a lot of ways.

- This is who you really are.

- This is who I am.

Yeah, so...

You seem like a good guy.

I knew you were a good guy.

I'm all right.

You know, I feel

pretty strong these days.

Yeah, absolutely.

Hey, you sure you don't

want anything to eat?

No, I'll have something later.

Oh God.

Yeah.

Oh, Oh.

What did you do to me?

That felt so good.

Yeah, it did. Oh man.

You want to do it again?

- Yes!

- Yeah.

Listen to me for a second.

I can f***.

I really can.

I... like, I can f***.

Sure you can.

Listen, I was having a bad

night last time.

I strained my back

and I just had some personal

issues to deal with.

But now,

I'm like Zeus, Adonis,

God, Greek gods, you know

whatever the God of Sex is,

God of Sex.

God of Sex.

You are exactly the same.

I mean, exactly.

You brought me to

the same restaurant.

How lame is that?

And it's completely dead.

And you're not even drinking.

I'm drinking alone.

I'll have a drink later

after I show you a thing or two.

Uh... that was incredible.

Yeah, it's amazing

what you can do with

a five and half inch dick.

It, it's... uh-huh.

I told you it would get better.

I...did not expect that.

Yeah, right.

You want to go again?

Can you?

Yes, sure, of course.

Absolutely!

Hey, you want to try

something a little crazy?

Sure, what is it?

What do you want to do?

Have you ever choked anyone?

No.

Like, during sex?

- Yeah.

- Really?

No, I've never done that before.

I like feeling pressure

on my neck while we f***.

Really?

Do you actually want to try

something crazier than that?

- Uh-huh.

- Okay.

You're not eating?

No.

Are you on a diet

or something?

No.

- Do you think I should be on a diet or something like that?

- I don't know. - Is that what you're saying? - I don't know.

I like that.

I like that you're like, "I don't know."

Most people are like,

"No, you're fine.

Your body's fine,"

but like, "I don't know."

Well, you called me fat,

last time!

- Did I?

- More or less.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to do that.

I apologize.

I was rude.

Yeah, well, you're

doing better tonight.

Yeah, that's cool.

Ooh, baby.

Oh my God.

Oh my God,

that was great.

Oh sh*t!

It's a beautiful day.

What are you doing?

Stop it!

What are you doing?

Put it back up!

What are you doing?

- Put the curtain back up!

- All right, all right.

Put them up!

- Put it up!

- Okay.

- Put it back up!

- Okay. I'm trying.

Put it up!

- Put it up!

- I am.

Put it up!

I'm burning!

I feel like my skin is

melting off my dick!

- I'm getting out of here.

- What are you doing?

- Put it up!

- You're scaring me!

- What are you doing?

- I've got to go to work!

No, look!

No, wait! Hold on.

Wait a second.

Stop, just don't go.

I've got to go to work.

Don't you have to go to work?

Look, I'm sorry.

Look, okay, don't go.

Look, I'm sorry.

Stay please.

Cuddle with me, please.

I hope you didn't

give me anything,

because we didn't use

a condom last night.

Okay, there is one thing maybe,

one little tiny thing.

You may feel the urge

to bite someone later,

and draw blood, maybe.

But if you do,

just kind of go with it, okay.

You are really weird.

I don't know where you work.

I work at Chase Manhattan bank.

Where's my purse?

Okay, well you might want to see

if they'll let you work nights.

Yeah, right.

I'm not kidding.

I'm dead serious here.

- I've got to go.

- Okay, I'll see you later.

Bye-bye

Thank you.

Mr. Sparrow, it's Leiberman.

Who?

Leiberman, your landlord.

Mr. Leiberman?

Mr. Leiberman, yes.

Mr. Leiberman,

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