Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 Page #3

she was spirited away...

...by some sort of mini...

- Kahuna.

Kahuna is here.

- Suddenly I'm feeling weak.

- Let's sit down.

- Sir.

- Get me something.

- What can I get you, sir?

- Soda pop.

- Diet or regular?

- What's the difference?

Feel my head. Is it hot?

Is it cold? Tell me the truth.

- You're perfectly normal.

- Normal?

You're not a real doctor.

Where's my soda pop?

Get me my globe.

I don't want this umbrella.

I'm a sick man.

Then you did a bunch of back flips,

then you waded in garbage cans...

...and you kicked them. Then you put

that garbage can on the guy's head.

And then you did karate moves.

And then you got them all tied up...

...and then you spun them

around a bunch.

Then that guy tried to hit you, and

he hit the other goon by accident.

Then you knocked them down

and ran up that wall like Spider-Man.

That was cool. You saved us.

And they were afraid of you.

Those goons were afraid of you.

You saved us.

We're related, you know. Part of the

Bobbins' World, along with my dad...

...and my cousins Sly and Whit. I bet

I know why you're here. It's Biscane.

- He's Kane.

- This has to be a dream.

Your archenemy, right? I knew it.

What's it like to have super

strengths and super gadgets...?

Easy on the gummy bears.

The sugar's getting to you.

It was Biscane's men

who tried to nab you.

My guess is, he's up to something

with Bobbins' World.

All right, everybody, you can

relax now. You're safe here.

Wow, this is totally off the hook.

All aboard.

- This is your ride?

- Welcome to my playground.

Wow.

Amazing.

- My God.

- This is one bad Batcave.

- Magnificent. A baby utopia.

- This place is the bomb.

It's my world of holograms. We can

create any dream you can dream.

Send in the clowns.

- Wow.

- What is this place?

- Wanna see my pets?

- Yeah. Cool.

- Oh, my God.

- Holograms make great watchdogs...

...and you don't have to feed them.

- Oh no, a bear. A bear.

- It's a bear.

A bear!

And now the king.

Now, is he on a chain?

Tell me he's on a chain.

Come on, Fink, sing with me.

- We're here.

- Wow.

We're here. I have

to see this. Okay, Finkie.

All ashore who's going ashore.

Watch your step, Alex.

- Off we go, Rosita.

- Kylie, me too.

- Come on, Arch.

- Hey, Archie, come over here.

- Wait for me.

- This is cool.

Go take a look around.

You won't believe what you see.

How come you still understand

baby talk?

I never forgot it.

You guys go have fun.

I have work to do.

I imagine you do.

Hello, miss. Care to give the old

Imagination Station a go?

Inside of every child is the ability

to be anything you want.

Believe in yourself,

and the Imagination Station...

...will take care of the rest.

Maybe another time.

But nice accent, Ringo.

- We wanna try it.

- Yeah, can we do it? Can we go?

- We all wanna go, furry-hat man.

- This is a motley little group, isn't it?

Hey, he's cool.

He talks baby.

The four of you, eh? Right.

Hop on in then.

And let your inner dreams soar.

Find the circles.

Stand on the circles.

In you go.

- Let's get this party going.

- Let's go, Ringo.

- Let's do it!

- Okay, boss.

Where's my car seat?

Wait a minute, we ain't strapped in.

We're gonna be launched into space!

Kahuna, are you sure this is safe?

Archie, your hidden strength

is the power of your mind.

You are Brain Boy.

Quentin Finkleman, you have

more strength than you realize.

You are Baby Courageous.

Rosita, as tough as you are,

you have a vast depth of love.

You are Cupid Girl.

Alex, you are brimming

with energy and joy.

You are Bouncing Boy.

Yo, Kahuna, this thing's busted.

What are you talking about?

What do you mean, it's busted?

I'm not smart enough

to be Brain Boy.

And Finkleman sure isn't tough

enough to be Baby Courageous.

And hello, me, Cupid Girl?

That's okay.

I like bouncing.

The only thing I love better than being

left alone is a good right hook.

Maybe it is busted then. Or maybe

the machine's just seeing the real you.

Think about it.

- All right, I'll change it back. Hang on.

- Okay.

Strawberries and cream, madam?

- Coffee and pie?

- Oh, my God.

This place definitely rates a 10

on the weirdness scale.

Milk shake? Banana split?

Anything to suit your fancy, ma'am.

- Beat it!

- I say, tea and biscuits, madam?

Shut up.

Don't open your mouth.

I don't wanna hear one word

out of that plastic face.

I was wrong. This makes 1000

on the weirdness scale.

- It does seem like that sometimes.

- Great, another ghost boy.

I told you guys to beat it.

- Oops, you're real.

- Yeah.

I'm Zack.

I'm confused.

Maybe I can help you here.

You mean he designed

all this himself?

You bet. And he's got places like this

in Switzerland, China and Argentina.

- He really is a superbaby.

- Super Kahuna.

Have a little respect.

The man is over 7 years old.

And this is what we like to call

the Com Center.

It's our global

communications system.

We can talk to anyone

in the world at any time.

Kylie, I see you've met Zack.

- What's that?

- 5:
00. Time to check in. Watch this.

- Hey, Whoops, it's me.

- Mr. K.

- Oh, finally.

- Sorry to be so long getting back...

- Is that...?

- Yeah.

I went to the graduation. Remember

the kids we got from Thailand?

- Yeah.

- My goodness.

If you had seen their faces.

They're at Yale. They asked for you.

They love you.

So we'll talk again soon.

You'll call me this time?

- I promise.

- Thank you.

- No problem. Hey, guys, what's up?

- Hey, guys, I got him. K.

- K!

- What's up, buddy?

We wanna let you know,

we checked out that situation for you.

Yes, everything you said was right.

But the kids are 110 percent safe.

- Great, guys.

- Scratches on the tricycle are minor.

We'll fix those.

Tell him about the superhero theme

song we've been writing for you.

- Yeah!

- It's really good!

Cool.

- That was great.

- Mr. K, that's all we have right now.

Next time you call it'll be done,

I promise you.

- But for now, you're the greatest...

- We have the president on line.

- Later, K.

- Bye!

- Oh, my gosh!

- Can you hold for a moment?

- What is it?

- The time.

- My Uncle Stan's gonna freak out.

- Don't worry.

I'm sure he's handling it just fine.

- I'm freaking out.

- Honey, I'm sure they'll be okay.

What is Kylie thinking

taking the children out for so long?

Kylie's very responsible.

Honey, hold this.

Yes?

- Are you Stan Bobbins?

- Yes.

I'm Capt. Baker

of the San Diego Police Department.

We have your niece, your son,

and three other babies here.

Oh, my gosh.

Are they okay?

They're fine. Everything's great.

- Well, what happened?

- Well, apparently they walked too far.

Your niece attempted to get a bus,

but it was a one-way Greyhound...

...and it couldn't stop

until they got to San Diego.

- Hi, Uncle Stan, Aunt Jean.

- Hi, sweetie.

I'll pick them up.

Negative, sir.

You'll never make it in time.

There's a two-tanker pileup

on the 405 Freeway.

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