Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 Page #4

We'll put them up

in a hotel tonight.

Under police protection, of course.

And we'll get nannies

to look after the kids.

- Well, I don't know.

- No, no, no.

We'll watch them like a hawk.

I'll drive up in the morning.

It'll be great. It'll be fun,

like a slumber party.

What do you think?

At least we know they're safe.

With traffic shut down,

we won't get there...

...till the middle of the night.

- See you tomorrow.

Good luck on the big premiere,

Uncle Stan.

Thanks, Kylie. Hey, and Kylie...

...I'm glad you're okay.

Bye, Archie. Bye, kids.

- Big kisses.

- Bye, bye.

Good night.

Hi, Mommy. Hi, Daddy.

Night-night.

Okay, we bought some time.

Now what?

I have to find out what Biscane

is up to with Bobbins' World.

And stop him before it's too late.

I spent 30 million dollars

and 10 years of my life.

So why is my most elaborate

and important operation...

...in danger of being brought down?

Because your men couldn't catch

a teenage girl?

- Yes.

- No!

- No.

- I know who is lurking behind this.

- Who?

- Kahuna.

That makes sense.

I hate this bit.

It's unbelievable.

Here I am on the threshold

of my ultimate dream...

...and as always,

Kahuna seeks to destroy it.

What shall we do?

Hey, Archie. Up here.

- Whoa, what are you doing up there?

- Relaxation, Arch.

It's all about synchronizing the mind

and the body.

Kahuna, where did you get

your powers?

Sorry, kid, it's just a story

I don't like to tell.

Listen, I like you, Archie.

You got guts.

In fact, you remind me of me

when I was a baby.

- Really?

- Really.

Well, I'm gonna prove myself to you.

I'm gonna join your team.

And we can be real superheroes.

Before you take that path,

look at what you'd be leaving behind.

- What, diaper rash?

- The love of your parents.

I didn't have a choice, Arch.

You do.

Come on, now. Time for you and your

baby buddies to get some shuteye.

Good night, Kahuna.

- Good night, Archie.

- Sweet dreams.

- We shall go forward as planned.

- As planned.

But, sir...

...what about Kahuna and the disk?

What about Kahuna and the disk?

We get it back.

I have in my mind...

...developing a little surprise

for Mr. Kahuna.

How do we find him?

We don't know his location.

We don't need to.

- I make it so that he finds me.

- Bravo!

So do you know baby language too?

I can't speak it well,

but I can understand a little bit.

How did you meet Kahuna?

He found me in a Russian orphanage.

I was alone and scared.

My father died, and no one knew

where my mom was.

Why was he there?

He was helping match up parents

with their lost kids.

He tried but could never find

my mom.

That's when he took me in.

Hey, Zack.

How does Kahuna...?

You know.

Help save the world, disarm bad guys,

drive turbo-powered baby buggies?

- Yeah.

- It's quite a story.

Parts I learned from Kahuna.

Some I found out on my own.

Where the facts end

and the legend begins...

...no one really knows for sure.

You see, Kahuna's father

was a scientist.

One of the best. He lived and worked

in a secret American Army base...

...in Germany

after the First World War.

After he saw the horrible conditions

the soldiers suffered during the war...

...he dedicated his time to developing

a kind of super vitamin formula.

A formula to unlock the area

in the brain...

...that gives children

their amazing energy.

The soldiers who lived in harsh

environments, with low food rations...

...would have a better chance

of survival.

But he created something

even more powerful.

A sort of fountain of youth formula...

...which actually stopped

the aging process.

Because Kahuna's father

was widowed...

...he took his sons everywhere.

The babies competed for attention.

Shut up.

Stop crying, you little brat.

Kenny...

...would you be nice

to your little brother?

I've told you this before.

Kahuna's father worried

that the enemy would realize...

...the potential of his formula

and use it for evil purposes.

And he was right.

Ten years later,

Kahuna was stronger...

...smarter and faster

than anyone else.

But he was stuck in the same

little body.

He was like the Peter Pan of babies.

Hey, man, your brother gives

everybody the creeps. He's a freak.

Your brother is a regular

teenage boy. Just like you.

- You always stick up for him.

- His life is hard.

What happened wasn't

your brother's fault, it was mine.

You think he's so smart.

Well, face it.

He's a freak! I can't even relate

to this family.

I feel more German

than I am American.

I should be with people

who appreciate a normal kid!

His father worked so hard to develop

an antidote for Kahuna's condition.

But unfortunately,

he couldn't complete his work.

Take what you were given,

and make something good out of it.

All right?

You may forever have the body

of a child, you know.

But you'll always have the heart

of a hero.

I love you, Daddy.

Although he was now 18 years old...

...nobody believed it.

After six months in the orphanage,

Kahuna realized his true destiny.

He would find a way to help all

the orphans and children of the world.

So in the dark of the night,

Kahuna slipped away.

And a legend was born.

- Wow.

- I'll say.

What about the serum

he drinks from his bottle?

The stuff that turns him

into a superbaby?

It's a natural formula which interacts

with Kahuna's unique physiology.

- Kahuna invented it himself.

- Why?

He realized, long ago, that if

a 2 foot tall superhero...

...were to become the defender of the

weak, he was gonna need an edge.

Now, the whole trick here

is just focus and visualize.

The only thing I can visualize

is me falling on my butt.

- I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

- What's this?

- Don't know. Does it have a label?

I'm not sure.

It's got a microdot.

Where'd you get this?

Wait a second. When I bumped into

that Crowe guy, Biscane's flunky...

...maybe it fell into the stroller.

- Maybe.

It could be something.

I'm gonna show it to Kahuna.

Good idea.

Oh, by the way,

what are you doing later?

I'm going home.

Well, I just thought maybe, since

you're leaving after lunch...

...that you and me, we could,

you know...

...go have lunch up outside.

- Like a picnic.

Totally. Yes, like a picnic.

So 11:
30 behind the H?

- Yeah, definitely.

- Cool.

I've got a date!

Great. Got a date.

My hair.

At least I got a cool pair of shoes.

I may not be much at this girlie stuff,

but I think I can help her out.

I can help too. I'm very connected

to my feminine side.

- Hi.

- Hey.

What?

- What do you guys want?

- Come, Kylie.

Okay, okay, okay.

I'm coming.

Well, you wouldn't believe

the help I had.

Total wow.

- You come up here a lot?

- Yeah, I do.

Try to imagine what's going on

in each of the homes.

Do they have kids, are they being

tucked into bed for the night?

You miss her?

Your mom, I mean.

Well, don't get me wrong,

living with Kahuna's been great.

I wouldn't give it up for anything

in the world.

But, you know, I just wonder,

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