Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 Page #5

you know.

What's that?

If you don't know what a kiss is,

I must be doing this wrong.

- No, that.

- Oh, Kahuna.

Zack, the disk you and Kylie found?

- The disk?

- Yeah.

- Get down here right away.

- The disk. Let's go.

- See anything strange?

- Besides a frog in a top hat?

I was talking about this.

Looks like scrambled data.

- What is that?

- I think it's part of the puzzle.

Technically, this activates

a descrambler program.

Similar to the ones used

on TV cable boxes...

...to receive premium channels.

- He is up to something.

Whatever he's planning,

it's going down at Bobbins' World...

...in 30 minutes. I wanna be there.

- What about us?

Oh, no. I'm feeling

nauseous again.

One day, Finkleman...

...you'll find courage

where you least expect it.

Yeah. I was kind of hoping

I'd finally get to smack somebody.

Suit up, Zack. We're going in.

- Hey, sweetie.

- Hey, Finkie.

- Hey, Maria. How you doing?

- You okay?

- You all right?

- Miss me?

- Auntie Jean.

- Hi.

Hey, Kahuna, you forgot this.

I didn't forget.

I want you to hold on to it.

You'll understand why later.

- Take care, Arch.

- Wow.

- I missed you.

- Hey, Archie.

- Uncle Stan.

- Yeah.

Come on. The show's gonna start.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the time has arrived.

The master is here, the champion

of children everywhere.

You know him, you love him.

Mr. Bill Biscane.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

The spectacle is at hand.

I'll let you all know when there is

just 60 seconds left.

Kahuna is here.

And I guarantee, this will change

the way you think...

...about television, that is.

Zack, direct your helmet camera

towards the satellite dish.

Towards the dish.

Hold it there, Zack.

That box is giving enough

power to light up Times Square.

Find anything?

- Yeah, I think so.

- Okay, cool.

Are we ready?

Let's count it down.

Fifty-six now.

Fifty-five. Fifty-four.

If this man wants to conquer the world,

what better way than television?

That's it.

Zack, I think I figured it out.

There's code hidden

in his transmissions.

I think it'll be used to broadcast

the mind-altering signal to the kids.

If anything happens, look inside.

- Forty-one.

- Okay, kid.

Thirty-four. Thirty-three.

Thirty-two. Thirty-one.

Engage. Lift off.

Twenty-six. Twenty-five.

Twenty-four. Twenty-three.

Eighteen. Seventeen.

Sixteen. Fifteen.

Three. Two. One.

Look! There's Muggles!

Hello, Kahuna.

I'm so happy to see you again.

I can't see. I can't see.

- Where's Kahuna?

- He's vanished.

It's all right, ladies and gentlemen.

After the spots clear...

...you'll realize it's just a special effect.

A hologram.

There was no real child.

There was no helicopter.

It was all just for your entertainment.

You having fun?

Get out of the way, kids!

I'm all right.

Vandals! Security!

Vandals! Security!

Just in time. Arrest that man.

Whoa, hey.

What are you doing?

Arresting you, officer. We'll start with

destruction of private property.

- We can explain.

- I hope so.

- What's going on?

- It's Biscane.

There's some mind-control thing

on the show.

Next thing you know, she'll be saying

that babies have a secret language.

But they do speak

a secret language.

Get my coat.

The babies stumbled on to something.

So Kane destroyed Kahuna.

We will clean all this up and resume

the premiere at 6:00 sharp.

In the meantime,

enjoy the refreshments.

- Wanna press charges?

- No need to press charges.

You see, I am a generous

and loving person.

You're a real bad, bad, bad, bad man.

I may not understand your language,

but I know what you're thinking.

Stay out of my way runt,

or else.

Will someone retrieve

this unfortunate child?

Coat.

He wouldn't just leave us.

He's out there somewhere.

He'll come back

when we need him.

What are we going to do without him?

Don't worry. He'll be back.

I'll worry if I wanna worry.

There's never gonna be anyone

like him. So brave, so powerful.

- So tough.

- Oh, man.

He was indeed one in a million.

- To the 14th power.

- I miss Kahuna.

And who's gonna save the children

from Biscane now?

- Yeah.

- Well, it's your world now, Archie.

You know what?

I'm just a baby.

A whiny, drooling diaper jockey.

I don't have the brains to come up

with some super plan...

...like Kahuna.

I can kick some diaper,

but I'm no Kahuna.

Kahuna.

Hey, kids, if you're watching

this right now, things can't be good.

It means something has happened

to me...

...and the children of the world

are quite possibly in grave danger.

I can't tell you what to do next,

but I can say this:

Archie, you believed there was

a Kahuna when nobody else would.

Now I'm asking all of you

to take a leap of faith...

...and believe in something even

more powerful than a superbaby.

- What's more powerful than that?

- Yourselves.

Every child has power.

All you have to do is believe.

All right, guys, I guess

that's all there is to say.

Whatever you decide...

...good luck.

Playtime is over.

Kahuna's right.

We've gotta start believing

in ourselves.

We're not just babies anymore.

We can be heroes.

- I'm down.

- Come on, Rosita.

You have more power than 10 boys

put together.

You got that right. I'm in.

Finkleman, we can't do it without you.

Put your hand on the rattle

or deal with Rosita.

We've gotta work together

as a team.

What do you say?

K for Kahuna!

Kahuna, Kahuna, Kahuna.

So how does it feel to be in chains?

I designed them myself, by the way.

From a titanium alloy.

You've got way too much time

on your hands, Kane.

I bet you don't know how

we did our disappearing act.

You altered the decoder box...

...to reflect my laser beam

right back at me.

You snatched me while everybody

was seeing stars.

And you played right into it.

Anyway, I foiled your plot

to brainwash those babies.

You think that was my plot?

That's always been your problem.

You are small, so you think small.

Why should I waste my time

with bedwetting babies...

...when I can control the minds

of the entire world?

In just a few hours...

...all worldwide TV networks...

...will be switching from their satellites

to my state-of-the-art...

...Telespace 3000.

- So it's a mind-control pulse.

Millions of couch potatoes

will fill their minds...

...with nothing but the needs

of Bill Biscane.

Buying Biscane products, watching

the Biscane satellite network.

Investing their life savings

in Biscane stocks.

All Biscane, all the time.

So it's true what they say.

There is nothing but junk

on television.

You're just jealous because

I'm winning this time. Me, me, me.

- He's always pulling me down!

- I know. He's a bully, sir.

This isn't over.

It will be at 6:
00.

Enjoy your stay

at my little child-care center.

I created it especially for you.

Take him away.

Is he gone?

Who's your decorator, Spider-Man?

Search him.

What can I tell you?

Little boys like their toys.

I'll take a 10 a. m. wake-up call.

Good night, sweet prince.

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