Supercon Page #7

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True.

Do you think you

and this crew

can handle 10 years

in a maximum security prison?

You heard Keith. He's happy for

the first time since he was 12.

Brock is clearly loving it.

Sid's finally

part of a superhero team.

So?

In or out, Wheeler?

If that's not Adam King, and

I'm now the Golden Guardian,

you gotta make my package

way bigger.

Just sayin'.

MATT:
Okay, guys,

we all know the plan.

Until we actually

touch the money,

we haven't done

anything illegal.

We're just LARPing.

That's the story.

Yeah

Galaxy Enterprise

You know what it is

One, I'ma get it

They say the sky the limit

But I'm shooting

for the stars

'Cause the sky,

I'm living in it

Last night I had a vision

that I was gonna be rich

- Today I woke up rich

- Yeah.

- Ain't that a b*tch

- There you are.

I just get this Guwop

and stack it

I just get this Guwop

and stack it

Ain't no leasing

on that phantom, nigga

(GROWLING)

I just get this Guwop

and stack it

Still got any body oil?

Body oil. Babe!

It's all about actin'

To be all G, these niggas PC

'Cause they definitely

ain't Mac'n

Talk bricks

all in that stash box

But he certainly

ain't trapping

They think the lane theirs

They ain't playing fair

To I catch 'em off

up in traffic

Run on 'em off the road

The king overthrown

Before ya realize

what happen, whoa

One, I'ma get it

They say the sky the limit

But I'm shooting

for the stars

'Cause the sky,

I'm living in it

Last night I had a vision

that I was gonna be rich

Today I woke up rich

Ain't that a b*tch

I just get this Guwop

and stack it

I just get

this Guwop and stack it

I just get this Guwop

and stack it

Ain't no leasing

on that phantom, nigga

I just get this Guwop

and stack it

Ain't no leasing

on that phantom, nigga

I just get this Guwop

and stack it

Good luck.

I feel like that was a reference

to something I should know.

- This is it.

- See ya in a few.

All right.

Yo, Wheeler.

- Yeah.

- Don't f*** this up,

there might be something waiting

for you at the end of it.

Motherf***er.

(DRILL WHIRRING)

Boom!

- All right.

- We have a hole.

That's quite a hole.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Not bad.

- Speaking of.

- Wait.

You couldn't just be

a cat burglar.

You had to be

a sexy cat burglar?

This was the only outfit

I could find on the floor

that fit the job.

Are you wearing heels?

Yes, I am.

Well, more of a go-go boot,

but yes.

Where the f***

is your harness?

It's underneath.

Want me to ruin this line?

Well, you working it, pussycat.

Come over here.

Thank you, Matt.

(MEOWS)

Let's give you some light.

Must be so tight on my junk

'cause it feels very good.

- It's a natural tea bag.

- Thank you.

Oh, God, wait!

Those are my balls! Please!

You're touching my taint!

Get outta my taint!

- That's my face.

- Oh, sorry. Can you smell that?

Go, Brock, go!

It's like being a suppository

in the anus of hell.

I can't believe

that you got...

- Oh, sh*t!

- (THUD)

(GLASS BREAKS)

- BROCK:
I'm fine.

- Brock!

It's good? Huh?

BROCK:
Help.

I mean,

just stay where you are.

Okay.

Jesus!

Can you feel

your legs?

BROCK:

I've got legs?

Let's just get

him the bags.

BROCK:
Just stay where you...

Throw me the bags!

- (THUD)

- Oh!

Thanks.

Okay.

(ACTION MUSIC PLAYING)

MATT:
Let us know when

the eagle has left the nest.

KEITH:
I'm fogging up

faster than a teenager

in the back seat

of a Honda Civic.

MATT:
Be thankful

you're not wearing a turban.

You know, 40 years...

Ooh!

(EXHALES)

38 movies,

2 television shows,

and you are by far the worst

sound guy I've ever worked with.

I mean, seriously,

look at this.

Looks like I have a hernia.

You giving me a hand job now?

Hi, gents.

Do you guys mind

if I hang back here,

see the big panel?

I just love to see

the fans' faces

when they talk about

Future Force.

Yeah, well,

that makes one of us.

GIL:
You want me

to get this guy, King?

- Who the f***...

- Ah, that's okay.

It's all right.

He's harmless.

Aren't you, Sid?

Glad you're still my fan

after all those lawyers

got through with ya.

Boy, he's asking for it.

Oh, now it looks like I have

R2D2 hanging from my balls.

- Seriously?

- Sorry, sir.

Come on, beat it, Pepe.

Get outta here.

Yep, you know, I haven't

killed a man since Vietnam,

but that may change today.

Here you go, honey.

You're welcome.

(SIGHS)

I can give you this handheld

mic, if you'd rather.

You mean this was an option

the entire time?

I'm sorry.

I just thought that...

(MIC FEEDBACK)

Oh, my God.

(EXCITED CHATTER)

- (MUSIC STARTS)

- (CHEERING)

ANNOUNCER:
You know him

as Tex Johnson,

you know him as

the Golden Guardian,

it's the one, the only,

Adam King!

(CHEERING)

Yes!

Yes!

(LAUGHS)

Look at us.

What a great crowd.

I think this is the biggest

crowd so far at the Con.

Isn't it? Right?

(CHEERING)

I know it is.

They sold too many tickets,

you know,

but there's a line

all the way around

this huge, uh...

This huge convention center.

It goes all the way around.

You people are the lucky ones.

The eagle is in flight.

King's onstage.

I got eyeballs on Gil.

We're good to go.

MATT:
Allison, you're up.

Get Callahan off that door.

What are you doing here

all by yourself?

Nothing's working.

KEITH:
(OVER WALKIE-TALKIE)

He's gotta be a terminator.

MATT:
No red-blooded male

can resist that.

BROCK:
(OVER WALKIE-TALKIE)

He's gay.

That UFC macho shithead

bullshit isn't fooling anybody.

He's gay as a goose.

Puts the dump in cumdump.

He's so gay,

he puts an S in turtle.

Damn light's not working.

Damn this piece of sh*t.

I'm above the office.

Get in here.

KEITH:
We should've got Brock

for this.

I see, I see

a bunch of Xenas here.

Look, yeah,

there's one up there.

Ooh, very nice.

You should move down in front.

- (LAUGHTER)

- Very good.

Ah, Lucy. Do we love Lucy?

Do we all love Lucy Lawless?

I met Lucy

many, many years ago.

Of course, she wasn't

Lucy Lawless then.

She was Lucy Kiwi...

I don't know.

This statuesque,

remarkably clear-skinned girl

comes up and gets her diploma,

and I said, "Who is that?"

She was, boy, barely 18,

I think, and she was...

- Guys, Gil's starting to move.

- MATT:
Stall him, Sid.

- How?

- The Elvis story.

Gil, I just wanted

to thank you

for letting me hang back here

and watch King in action.

I really appreciate it.

No problem, Sid, no problem.

Which, by the way,

speaking of King,

did I ever tell you

about the time

that Elvis and I nearly died

in a private plane crash?

No.

When the scene was over,

which got a little steamy,

the director yelled cut,

she looked down at me,

and she said...

CROWD:
Whoa!

"Yes! You are the King!"

(LAUGHS)

Don't stop me

if you've heard this story.

July 4th of 1971, yeah,

'cause it was right after

Elvis did his big

comeback special,

the one with

the black leathers.

- Uh-huh

- Anyway, we're on the plane,

Sonny and Red and me and E,

and all of a sudden,

on the way back to Memphis,

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