Surveillance Page #3

Is there any more hot chocolate?

Uh, of course there

Is... Can I keep this?

I drew it for you.

It's great...

Alright, I'll go get you

Tha t hot chocolate...

You'll be be alright, on your own?

I'll be right back.

Havin' fun?

Yeah!

Yeah...

This is what it's all about.

Beautiful day.

Yeah!

Yeah, it's perfect.

Hey...

I'll be damned...

Yeah, I thought it was

Pretty amazing myself.

She hasn't said much.

Well, I'm working on it.

You're good with her.

Yeah.

Well, I was once a

Sad little girl myself.

Don't go getting

Emotionally involved...

That's not what this this

Is about and you know it.

It... It's bringing up a lot of stuff...

A lot of...

You can't save her...

I know.

Here you go...

Thank you.

Watch... It's kind of hot.

You like bein' a cop?

You like being a f***-up?

Hey, degrasso...

I don't like this... Lady.

...Really?

Mm-nn.

Let's keep

The pace, officers.

Yeah.

Let's... Keep the pace.

You heard the agent, bobbi...

Chop! Chop!

So, we were just driving along...

One for you...

No, I don't want another one!

Do you want me to be able to

Drive the car or do you want me

To, like, go into cardiac arrest?

Okay... One more.

Okay... I'm not doin'

Another one, no way...

You... Uh-uh, you do it. You do it.

You're doin' it.

I'm not doin' it.

I'll grab your f***in' tits right now...

I swear to god I i will...

Oh then I'm really not

Doin', I'm, I'm done.

I'm so not doin' it.

Bring it on!

Promises, promises...

Oh, sh*t!

Owwwwwww!

I'll do it...

Whoooooo!

I love this song.

You love every f***in' song.

Mom!

Mom, I saw something!

Oh, now we're talking!

Old school!

Mom!

Why can't I get just one kiss?

Why can't I get just one kiss?

There may be some things

That I wouldn't miss.

But i look at your

Pants and I need a kiss

Why can't I get just one screw?

Watch the road... Watch the road!

See now this is music, david.

This is rock!

This rocks, baby.

Whoa!

Just one duck!

Cover your ears...

You guys are great.

One duck!

No one heard me.

People just weren't

Themselves yesterday...

Finish up, jim.

We got one.

Whadya' know... Mother

F***er is speeding.

You gonna take that?

Guess.

Ohhhhhhh!

Whoo hoo hoo!

Unbelievable!

That's supernatural.

I'm a little hard right

Now, I gotta tell ya.

Shoot Shoot Shoot

That thing at me.

You know you've

got my sympathy

But don't shoot shoot

shoot that thing at me.

Neat.

So let's try it again.

Well this is the real thing.

We stopped to help...

Sh*t! F***!

I almost just had a heart attack.

Like this.

So close.

Mmm. That is close.

You should'a seen bobbi's face...

She was so scared.

I'll bet you were all scared.

Flats suck.

I don't wanna see anyone

Else die today, please hon'?

No sh*t...

God...

The lady... Is a f***in' saint, right?

Yeah... She is.

We stopped.

That's what matters.

We gave 'em a hand.

They were f***in' stranded.

Oh god...

Where you goin'?

Ah, I was gonna go start

The paperwork on little miss

Shitty's good deed award.

Wow... He needs a woman.

Hmm.

Me too.

Hmm.

Let's go do some bad.

It could have been a

Real mess, captain.

I'm telling you...

Hello, daddy!

Oh my god, his shirt

Says mischief sausage.

No, it does, look at it.

It says mischief sausage.

Whatever, man.

Look at him!

Oh my...

Oh man...

Oh we're f***ed.

Oh my god... F***...

F*** f*** f*** f*** f***...

Hand out of nose!

Finger out of nose!

Want another one?

Just keep it real.

Just be cool.

Don't look back.

Don't look back!

It's okay, officer, it's a...

It's a flat. That's all.

Listen up, folks.

Get back inside your vehicle...

And leave the engine engine off.

We're going to f*** in the clink.

You know it.

You're

Doing great, sweetheart,

I know it's not easy.

I don't know honey... It's

Probably procedural.

Officer... Hi... Fine...

What are they doing?

Don't look back!

I'm not!

What are they doing?

How am I supposed to know if

I'm not allowed to look back?

Just shut up!

F***. Now the charge is dying. Great.

David, watch your language.

Do I got sh*t up my

Nose? Do I got chunks?

Do I? No, look!

'nother one?

Yeah...

Dad?

It's okay, honey. Just sit tight.

I saw something...

Well I see something too, bean.

Honey, pass me the insurance

And registration will ya?

I'll take the station

Wagon, you take the duster,

And then we'll switch.

Oh, dig it. Alright...

I can't f***ing believe this!

Watch your language, mom.

Alright.

You really wanna

Poke the bear, david?

Okay settle down!

Where the hell is he?

Oh sh*t!

Hi.

Hi... How ya doin'?

Good.

Kinda snuck up on ya, didn't i?

You did!

You know, you were pulling

A pretty big number.

I'm sorry, you know, I just...

I, I didn't even notice.

You guys were drivin' pretty fast.

No... Oh... She's pretty.

But we weren't driving fast.

Oh... Come on...

I'm soft when it comes to th e

Speed limit... I grew up here...

Pulled a few race car

Moves out here myself.

We're awfully sorry, officer.

Yeah I got that, and I understand.

Uh, see, there is one issue, though.

My, my partner.

You're timing's bad

Because my partner...

Last year he lost his family

In a traffic incident like this.

He lost his wife and son

To a speeding collision.

Aw, it was horrible!

He had a wife.

Had a couple o' kids.

And now he goes home...

And he eats a tv dinner.

And you can't imagine.. The

Depth of grief...

No...

He wept... In a fetal

Position for over a year.

I held him tight.

Oh, it's hysterical, isn't it?

No. It's not.

Yeah. Give me your f***in' wallet.

My i. D.?

No, I'll need your wallet.

We've moved past i. D. To wallet.

I'll need your wallet as well.

Yeah. Okay.

I'll be right back.

Thank you.

You know what they say about

Guys who drive red cars?

No.

I'll be back in a minute, alright?

Okay...

They don't say that about

Guys who drive red cars...

F***, but what the f***,

We should get rid of this...

Bad news.

Speeder killed your family.

Yours, too.

Hey, single again.

Those kids are high.

You know, you might

Wanna search the car.

You smell money?

Naw... Just beer.

Aw f*** it, then.

Check out the mom.

She looks like that

Skirt from wood shop.

Oh! Alright...

Sh*t.

What?

Don't worry about it.

Here comes my party.

Great...

Where's the f***in' fire?

Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey!

Oh shut up! Oh 'hey' what?

Get your f***in' ass on the ground.

Alright.

Now you be real f***in'

Quiet... Or else I'm gonna blow

You a new shitter. You understand?

Oh f***...

Put your hands on the wheel.

Look at him.

Tell your junkie boyfriend, tell him...

Tell him you don't love love him.

I don't love you.

Mean it.

I don't love you.

F***ing mean it!

I don't love you!

F***... He drive like this all the time?

No, no, never, I swear...

Aw, you're protecting him.

That's sweet. I get it.

You settled, didn't ya?

What?

I mean, you know, you get scared...

I get it.

Say...

'I hate you'.

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