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Swearnet: The Movie Page #13
how'd you feel about
Being the spokesman for "liquorman's
All the free whiskey
you can drink.
Whoa!
What?
I'm a bit of a rum man but if the
whiskey's free f*** it, I'll try it out.
That's a f***ing great perk for
Julian but I was actually more
Interested in how bubbles would be
benefiting in the perks department.
a tequila man, is that true?
Ah f*** I'll suck an ape cock for
a f***in' nice snap of tequila.
Well how would you like to be the
spokesperson for "bald p*ssy tequila"?
What? Holy f*** boys! It's my favourite
kind! The one with the kitty on the label.
Right on bubs!
Spokesman!
Well what about f***ing me?
Anything for me?
We know you're a heavy smoker so we
set up a deal with "50 cigarettes"
For you to be the
international spokesman.
Free cigarettes, bud.
No f***in' way! I love these
short little f***in' things.
It feels like there's almost
twice as many in a pack!
Well there is, there's
fifty of them.
Well look this is all fine
and candy but seriously
Where the f*** is the part in
here that tells us how much
We're going to get paid to let those
camera d*cks follow us around again, huh?
It's ah right on the last page, the
big bold number there with the zeros.
Eight-Five hundred dollars?
No it's...
done
done
Give me this.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Ricky what the f***?
No I know how this f***ing game
works. What do you think I am, stupid?
Ricky do not
f***in' blow this!
I'm not going to f***ing blow
this. These d*cks are willing to pay
Eighty-Five hundred bucks,
you'll pay nine grand.
Hmm, eighty-Five
hundred's fine.
Ah f***, you drive a hard
bargain Ricky but ah nine grand...
could push it to nine grand boys.
Yes, yes! See that's how you
f***ing negotialate boys.
Hahahaha! Holy f***!
Nice work boys.
Thanks a lot fellas.
Cheers guys.
Boys, holy f*** those guys are
stupid. Nine f***ing grand!
Nine f***ing grand
Ricky. Yes!
Holy f*** those guys are
stupid. Nine grand.
Nine grand!
Wow
Holy f*** boys!
Yes boys, yes!
My balls are bouncing!
Boys that seemed too
f***ing easy!
That's some good f***ing money. I
think we should sell smoke every...
I never had this much
money in my life.
Let's smoke a
celebratorytation...
who the f*** are you guys?
What the f***?
Swearnet crew.
What?
Well we just got word you
guys signed that contract.
We're-We're here to
follow ya.
Yeah we signed a f***ing contract,
what do you mean you're here to
Follow us now?! I thought we
Signed it to make a TV
show, didn't we?
No, no it says 24 hours
a day, 7 days a week boys.
Ricky what did the f***ing
thing say? Did you not read?
Are you f***ing kidding me?
I didn't really read it. You guys
grabbed it out of my f***ing hand,
Eighty-Five hundred bucks,
done, done.
You grabbed it from my
f***ing hands!
Ricky this is...
This is f***ing... you guys aren't
f***ing following me around 24 hours...
would you let go of me.
Ricky, Ricky!
Oh f*** Ricky, you
knocked him out!
Nice going rick.
Oh f***. Well boys I can't be
This is f***ing bullshit!
Well you shouldn't have
f***ing signed
The f***ing cont... read it
first for fucks sakes!
Boys let's get the f***
out of here! Come on!
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