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Swearnet: The Movie Page #12
We're going
to the finish line.
F***in' forget
the whole thing!
What'd you say?
- What'd you say?
- I said we're-
No, I said we're-
What'd you say?
Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
Take your finger off
the f***in' button,
You dumbass!
Hairpin right at 200 meters!
100 meters!
Hairpin right!
Good job, buddy!
Straight shoot across
the bridge to the finish!
Right on, man!
- Punch up!
- Woo!
- Here they come!
- Here they come!
- Axel f***!
- It got it!
Okay, go! Go!
What the f***
are you doin'?!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Uh oh, big f*** up.
Oh, my f***in' god!
What the f*** was that?!
They're okay, buddy,
they're okay.
Fire that up.
Follow the puck.
Are you f***in'
serious?!
If we don't shoot this
we've got f***in' nothin'!
Get shootin'!
I didn't hear him say cut.
F*** yeah, let's do it!
Stupid fucktards!
There's a f***in' race
going on!
Yeah, we were winnin'
for f*** sakes!
Tom, I'm a big fan.
I don't want to f***in'
hurt you.
Shoulda had a rehearsal, man!
Holy sh*t,
you f***in' connected!
You're f***in' dead!
Are we playing
or is this for real?!
Oh this is for real,
ginger!
Not the hair!
F***, you want to play, Swayze,
let's do it!
You f***in' p*ssy!
Huh?
Oh, you f***er!
This is a real f***in' fight
between tom green, carrot top,
Rob Wells and
John Paul Tremblay!
This is the kind of sh*t
you'll see on swearnet.Com.
Five bucks a month!
- F*** you!
- Come on, motherf***er!
Let's see what you got!
F*** you!
You want to f*** with me?!
F***in' b*tch slap.
F***!
What the f***?!
Die, you f***er!
This is JP's dad,
you Hollywood f***er!
- I'm gonna kill you! Kill you!
- Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
F***!
Jesus Christ!
Mike,
will you yell f***in' cut
Before someone gets
f***in' killed!
Smith set this up?!
Smith!
You motherf***er!
Jape, this wasn't supposed
to go down like this, man.
I swear to f***!
Bull f***in' sh*t!
I can't f***in' believe
you did this, man!
We coulda f***in' died!
You weren't supposed to crash!
I called the f***in's thing off
and they pulled out anyway!
F***in' bullshit!
I didn't want you
to lose the race, man.
I just thought I could
get us out of this situation
With pinchbeck
in case you guy's lost.
I just thought I could
create a spectacle.
You're f***ed!
What the f*** are you doin'?
Is this f***in'
spectacle enough?!
Put the f***in' rock down!
Jape, don't do that, man!
You never gave
a f*** about us!
That's a big rock.
Where was that
when I need it?
All you care about is f***in'
swearnet and yourself, man!
Put the f***in' rock down, man.
Put the f***in' rock down!
Put the f***in' rock down!
Goddamn it!
- Jape! Jape!
- You want a spectacle?!
Jape, he f***in' cares
about you and your dad.
I've got proof!
Pat, no, man, don't! Pat!
He's gotta see this!
I'm gonna f***in' show him!
F*** off!
- Pat, f*** off! Pat!
- Jape, look at this!
Everything's contents Smith.
I can't f***in' do this, pat!
- Aw, pull that trigger, boy!
You do it everyday!
To me! Not to f***in'
other people!
Jesus Christ, JP!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
there you go.
This is for you, man.
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Too dry! Too dry!
- Lube it up good, Smith!
- Lube it up good!
Wee haw!
- Keep the rhythm going!
- That's it! That's it!
All right, all right,
here we go, boys!
- Stop filming me!
- Stop f***in' filming me!
I know!
Ah!
Aw, f***!
Woo wee!
Oh f***!
You took a load in the face
for me?
For the love of f***, Smith.
I had no f***in' choice.
That's how I got you back
in the race.
You jerked off an old man?
I jerked him off for you.
I jerked him off for him, man.
He f***in' shot a load at me,
man.
Do you know
what that's like?
I do.
It's f***in' horrible.
I'm sorry I f***in'
hit you so hard, man.
You guys are f***ed!
But this has been fantastic.
Thanks for havin' us.
Seriously.
Jape, come here, man.
Oh damn,
did you get it in your eye?
That always sucks.
Look, man,
you may not be able to win,
But that's the finish line
right there.
Come on, man, take your dad,
cross that motherf***er
So that I didn't just jerk off
a man for no reason.
- Come on, man, we can do this.
- Let's make this f***er proud!
Let's do it!
Pat, fire that f***in'
thing up!
This is our viral video!
This is f***in' swearnet!
This was a weird day.
No sh*t.
He did take a load
to the face.
F***.
You f***in' did it, man.
Very impressive business model
indeed, Mr. Smith.
One that lets you
all retain your feet.
Yeah!
We did it, dad!
We did it! We did it!
We did it, babe!
Don't move your f***in' legs,
man, they're f***ed!
I can't feel my f***in' legs!
Walk it off, buddy!
Don't be a p*ssy!
Get up! You can do it!
Thanks for watching, everybody,
I hope you enjoyed it...
No-No-No-No sit the f*** down. Get the
f*** back in your seats, you idiots.
The movie's over, Smith, you
can stop being an a**hole now.
The movie's not f***in' over,
the credits are on.
We don't have to call them a
f***in' idiots. I mean, they
See the credits, they probably wanna
leave and go have a drink or smoke a joint.
But the movie's not f***in'
over. Why the f*** would you
Get up and leave after
payin' f***in' money?
Who watches the f***in' there's
more sh*t coming up, for f*** sakes.
You know, it's a good
point, it's not 1995, I mean,
People are being a little dumb
here. Dumb here.
You f***in' put things in the credits.
That's what people do now, it's the standard.
- Oh, that's real cool man.
- F***in' original idea...
ah, f***in' blow me
you f***in' a**hole.
Why don't you suck my
cock Smith, you f***in' dick
- F*** you!
- When's this comin' on?
It's comin' on shut
the f*** up
I'm the f*** outta here
me too
Oh my... f***!
I don't know boys, do you
think maybe we're low balling
Them on this contract? I mean
We're not low balling them.
Eighty-Five grand a year
Is more money then they'll
know what to do with.
Even if we have to go to a
hundred thousand dollars
Who gives a f***?
- Yeah I guess.
Oh look at the big, rich, fancy
f***in' room, I'm so impressed.
Ricky, f*** off!
Have a seat boys.
Just 'cuz you guys think
you own me doesn't mean
You can f***in' boss me
around tell me to sit down.
Ricky they're trying to be nice to
us, just sit the f*** down, okay?
Yeah guys look, thanks for coming
in. We don't want there to be
Any weirdness here, I mean we
bought you off your-Your last owners
And we're hoping we can work
something out to have the cameras
Follow you around again,
take a look.
I'll take that. I'm in
charge of my own f***ing
Destination from now on.
So this is a straight up
money offer or what kind of
F***ing perks are we
talkin' about here?
It's a good point
Julian. Yes gentlemen,
What are the perks
of the deal?
Actually there's some really
f***ing cool perks guys.
Julian you're a heavy drinker,
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