Swindle Page #5
- G
- Year:
- 2013
- 91 min
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- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
The blue ones are super rare,
but yours is red,
unfortunately.
- Red.
- Oh, yeah, red.
Yeah, the red ones
are a dime a dozen,
almost worthless.
You know,
I wouldn't waste Mr.
Lefevre's time with this.
Oh.
Monies?
Okay, now just a little more.
Now, we just, um, wait for
the rejuvenating agents
to, um... To rejuvenate.
Rejuvenate...
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
No talking.
No moving.
There you go.
Red, worthless.
Vorthless?
Yeah, worthless.
Floogin.
Jorgen has der disappointment.
Oh, yeah, yeah,
I understand, yeah. Ugh.
You know,
I like you kids.
I hate to see you
go home empty-handed.
How about I take
that off your hand
for, say, oh, 10 bucks.
How's that sound?
Oh, 10 American dollars.
Ah, monies.
Oh.
Yeah, monies, eh?
Suckers.
So, I pretty much
rocked that, right?
Well, your accent was iffy,
and maybe if you could just...
Rocked it.
I booked a room.
Yes, Mr. Swindle.
Oh, "Swindell."
This is my room?
Well, you get
what you pay for.
Oh, what's that smell?
Yeah.
Your stinky cheese
and squid plate,
as requested.
No.
Here we go.
My, my, look
how you glow.
I look like
the bottom of a baby.
Merci beaucoup.
Oh, you're very
welcome, Mr. Lefevre.
All a part of the
Lakeshore Hotel touch.
You are an angel.
Okay, all right.
Please, look at
my skin. Worship me.
I am beautiful.
Please, touch Lefevre.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I'm beautiful.
Swindell took the bait.
Jah, bonus!
Time to celebrate.
Hello, room service?
Yes, I'd like six...
Two.
Eight hamburgers,
four pizzas,
and what desserts
do you have?
Anybody else need anything?
Nothing for me, Sis,
a massage of ze foot.
Awesome.
Whoa, he looks
exactly like "Le-fever."
Ugh, Lefevre.
Nah, I don't care.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, just add six
sundaes, please, thanks.
Amanda, that's amazing.
Thank you.
It's just some concealer and some blush
and a metric ton of putty.
Is that nose gonna hold?
It only needs to work
for a few minutes.
Hey, Captain.
You look like you're
worth a lot of cash.
Not as much as you, Honus.
Yeah?
Spa day with Mr. Lefevre?
His treat?
All right, yeah,
I'll be right there.
Things are looking up.
The spa's on the
second floor. Enjoy.
Swindell's on the move.
You're already late.
I move at a relaxed pace.
Whatever. I'll buy you a few minutes.
Au revoir, everyone.
Good luck!
Bye!
Going up.
And going down.
And going up again.
And then down.
And up.
And down.
And up again.
And up.
Ooh!
Hey, why not?
Let's go down.
Help!
Help!
Do up again.
Oh, ow!
You know what,
Melissa?
I'll say it.
I am impressed.
You are the most dangerous
girl in the seventh grade.
Aw, thanks, Bro.
Bonjour, madame.
Somebody stop this thing!
Ah, Mr. Swindell.
I have your squid
and limburger sandwich.
Uh-uh... No.
Ew. I'm done.
Ah,
Monsieur Swindell, come, join me, please.
Oh, hey, Mr. Lefevre, is that you?
But of course.
Could there be two such
noses as this in the world?
Oh, I guess not.
Oh, please, lie down.
Oh, okay.
You are in for
a treat, mon ami.
I have requested for you
my favorite masseuse.
Oh, nice, 'cause I actually
have been feeling
a little tight.
A massage
will feel real nice.
I know,
fantastic, non?
She is a master
with the muscle.
Yeah, you know,
I can honestly say...
Oh!
I've never felt
anything like it.
Oh!
Wait a second.
His nose.
Oh, no, this is all going south.
Hey, mayday, mayday.
Pull out. Pull out.
Your nose is melting.
I'm working here.
Abort mission.
Ow. Well, now
I'm in pain.
Mayday, I'm in pain.
My head hurts.
Abort mission.
Ow.
Thank you. I'm feeling
less hysterical now.
Stick to the plan.
Amanda, time for your date.
On it.
Oh.
Whoa.
You look really good in black.
You should
wear it more often.
Thanks.
That's really sweet
of you and um,
kind of awkward.
No.
Uh-oh, Lefevre is
leaving his room.
No, well, if Swindell
sees him, we're done.
If he sees Griffin,
we're worse.
Excellent time
for improvisational theater.
Come on, Darren.
Wait. Wait.
Who's my character?
No, no, wait, wait, wait,
hey, hey. What's my backstory?
Ooh, this
should be good.
Donald P. Luddler, I have never
been so angry in all my life.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's this,
what's this all about, Darlene?
I saw you with that girl by the pool!
way you were taking her curves.
No, I swear. I swear.
I didn't even notice
her or her curves.
Oh!
Why? We're acting.
Just stay in the moment.
Just stay in the
moment.
You are such a liar!
No, no, I am not.
This elevator is not going
Pardonnez-moi. I have a very
important auction, and I must...
You stay out of this!
Hooked in.
Sending you
the call now.
Oh...
This
man will not leave me alone.
What man?
Ivan Volkov,
big spender,
big collector.
Been searching for
years for the same item.
A red-haired
Captain Cybertor figure.
Oh, really?
I had one
all lined up, but alas,
the sellers,
they never arrived.
Oh, ha, ha.
Those things happen.
Oh!
Yes, but
I do not like disappointing
a man like Volkov.
He is, how you say,
a ruthless man.
One cannot overstate
the gravity of...
Of the gravity...
The gravity of...
Mayday, mayday, pull out.
Mission abort.
Um...
Whew!
I'm in.
Acknowledged.
Hernandez doing this.
Um...
Uh, Mr.
Lefevre, you okay there?
Uh, yes,
yes, I'm quite all right.
Oh, no, you're not.
Yes, I am.
It's just, uh, uh...
My allergies seem to be bothering me.
Lie still!
All he ever does is
criticize me. Okay, oh.
becoming an actress are stupid.
Hug me.
I want a hug.
What?
I, I never said that.
I never did.
Oh, you know what?
You didn't have to.
Oh, the hillbillies...
Oh, look at the time.
So much to do.
Oh, thank you.
Au revoir, Mr. Swindell.
What? Hey, where you going?
I said lie still!
Oh, maybe I can...
No, hey, stay!
He doesn't take acting
seriously at all. It's just...
It's one big joke to you.
Yeah, I do, I do joke around.
All right, but I don't
mean nothing by it.
Well, it means
something to me.
It hurts, Dar...
Donald, I mean.
You know,
ever think of that?
No, no, I didn't.
I never meant
to hurt you, Savannah...
Or Darlene,
and I promise that I will
never hurt you again.
Yes, yes, yes,
this is what you must do.
Just as I must attend
my auction.
Au revoir.
Bye, now.
This acting thing
is kind of awesome!
See, a performance can be a constructive
outlet for life's frustrations.
Yeah, yeah, even more
than pounding things.
Mmm-hmm.
Ooh, went
smooth as glass.
Broken glass.
Well, it worked, anyway.
How's Amanda doing?
She's almost there.
All right. Ben!
Yep.
Oh, you're up.
Is the moustache working?
Overtime.
All right.
Moustache,
can you see him?
Yes.
Here he comes.
Uh, no, no, it was
great. I feel very loose.
Here's my card.
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