Swindle Page #6
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Call me, maybe.
Thanks.
And drink
plenty of water.
It's simple.
You get me red-haired
Captain Cybertor
Or I break you!
Do svidanya.
Pardon me, Mr. Volkov?
Nobody approaches.
Keep walking,
little man.
Alexei, Boris, let go.
This little man is Swindell.
Swindell, accent on
the back half, but...
It and, you know, it...
Swindell's
with the Russian.
I see you on the TVs,
Mr. Swindell.
Today, I buy your Honus card.
Oh, great, great, yeah.
And actually, I've come to talk
to you about another collectible.
I, uh...
I understand you're looking for
a red-haired Captain Cybertor.
Da.
Why?
You have?
Oh, yeah, I have.
I have.
This is good, little man.
Yeah.
Bring it to me.
Yeah.
I'll...
The weasel
has left the building.
Huh?
Swindell's on his way
back to his room.
Oh, not doing that again.
Uh...
How's she doing?
Amanda, where are you?
I'm in Swindell's room.
Well, make the switch.
Swindell's coming your way fast.
Move it!
Hello, handsome.
Say cheese.
Show off.
Making the switch.
You'll make me a rich man.
Welcome to the Snake
Pit, sir. And your name?
Ben, what's your status?
Waiting for the weasel
to join the bar mitzvah.
What? Waiting for Swindell to return.
that thing.
One
red-haired Captain Cybertor
in mint condition.
Eighty thousand
American dollars.
What?
You do not
trust Ivan Volkov?
What?
Oh, no, no, no.
No, I was just, you know,
just checking it out.
I am man of honor.
If I say there is $80,000,
there is $80,000.
Well, yeah, no,
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I mean, no offense
intended, Mr. Volkov.
I do not look in box
you give to me.
Do you know why?
Because, uh...
I'm a man of honor too?
No.
Oh.
Because last man who tried
to cheat Ivan Volkov...
Well, no one knows what
happened to him.
No one but me,
Alexei, and Boris.
You understand, da?
Da, yeah, very da.
Pleasure doing business
with you, Mr. Swindell.
I see you at auction later.
I buy your Honus card, eh?
Oh.
Thank you.
Status, please.
Is the deal done? What?
Oh, uh, oops.
I mean, uh, pardon
the, uh, the inconvenience.
Do I know you?
Uh, no. Mmm-mmm.
I, uh...
Ow!
You're the kid
with the Honus card.
I see.
Squid, limburger.
You've been messing
with me all day.
Run away!
Jackpot!
Who's the sucker
paying for this?
Aha!
Ah, Mr. Swindell, we've
been waiting for you.
Oh, yeah?
Wait.
Monies?
You know, Swindell,
you're actually
five minutes later
than we thought.
I can't believe
that plan worked.
Oh, wait, wait.
You intentionally
dropped your card?
What's going on here?
Funny story, um,
well, for us, anyway.
You know how you
just sold to Mr. Volkov
a red-haired
Captain Cybertor?
Yeah. You actually sold
him a regular old blue one.
Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no,
I sold him a red one.
You mean this one?
How did...
How did... That was in my...
Hello.
By the way, nice room.
Do you have any idea what that crazy
Russian Volkov's gonna do to me?
Yeah, I do, pretty
graphically, actually.
So here's
what's going to happen.
We'll give you this
red-haired Captain Cybertor,
and in return,
you give us...
Free and clear.
And you might
want to hurry,
'cause that crazy Russian
seems pretty angry.
Where is Swindell?
I break him!
Oh, no,
this can't be happening.
It's over.
Now give us the card.
I break him very much!
- Aw.
- Face it, dude.
You just got swindled.
Give me that!
Catch it!
Hey, hey.
There you go.
Come on!
Catch!
What?
No, no.
Here we go, okay.
Cake coming through.
Oops.
Really?
Well, athletics
are not my strong suit.
Whoa, whoa,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is this not part
of the plan?
No! Get out of my way!
Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go.
Quick.
Hold it!
Hold it! Hold it! Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Swindell!
Sorry, coming through.
Here they come.
Welcome to the Snake Pit.
Our next four inventors
are ready.
Inventors,
start your inventions!
This is the world's
strongest vacuum.
Okay, just imagine,
your soda's way over there.
Sorry, look, we're shooting
here. You have to wait.
Safety goggles, please.
So you just press this button.
This is my laser
hedge trimmer.
Press here.
Do it again.
Just press this button. Out of my way.
Swindell!
Ben?
Sorry.
That's not good.
Stop that cake!
Oh!
Keep working out
those bugs, Dad.
Oh, okay.
Son? What did you say
you called that again?
The iGot It?
With a lowercase "i."
Trendy... Ish.
Go, go!
Come on!
Come on.
Stairs!
Go! Come on!
Go!
Go!
Sorry!
Swindell,
he's getting away!
What?
It's locked.
What do we do?
There's got to be
another way in.
This way.
- Coming through.
- Sorry.
- Move.
- Excuse me.
And now the father
of the bride,
Mr. Stroumboulopoulos.
Whoa.
For my daughter
and my new son...
What do we do now?
Thinking.
I wish them a lifetime
of happiness together!
Opa!
Opa!
And now for someone
who needs no introduction.
Please welcome,
from all the way
from my old country,
our dear, dear,
Me!
Wow, thank you so much
for that glowing introduction,
Papa Stroumboulopoulos.
Congratulations,
by the way.
You guys look beautiful.
You all look stunning.
How are you?
Good to see you.
Hey, I am not the only one to make
it all the way from the old country.
So why don't we all get up
and give a warm
hug of a welcome
Where is that knucklehead?
Oh, can we
get a spotlight, please?
Ah, there he is!
Demetri!
Demetri!
Yeah, show him some
Stroumboulopoulos love.
- Yeah!
- Oh!
Yes. Dying
for hugs there.
Get in there.
Hug him!
He came all this way.
Oh.
Is he one of yours?
Demetri, good to see you!
- Oh!
- Aw, what a beautiful moment.
Yes, that's great.
Well, look at the time.
I have rambled on long enough.
I think there's only
one thing left to say
and that's...
Everybody dance!
Come alive! Whoo!
# Hey, I just met you
# And this is crazy...
I love this song!
Hey!
# So call me maybe
# It's hard to look right
at you, baby
# But here's my number
# So call me maybe
# Hey, I just met you
# And this is crazy
# But here's my number
# So call me maybe
# Hey, I just met you
# And this is crazy
# But here's my number
# So call me maybe
# And all the other boys
# Try to chase me
# But here's my number
# So call me maybe
# Hey, I just met you
# And this is crazy
# But here's my number
# So call me maybe
# And all the other boys
# Try to chase me
# But here's my number
# So call me maybe
What is that doing
on my cake?
Daddy!
Griffin?
Yeah, this could
be a problem.
Uh...
It will be mine.
Go, guys, go!
Not a chance, baldy!
Oh!
Go, go!
Oh, and it was
such a nice wedding.
Oh!
Stop, stop!
Oh!
Mmm.
Oh, baby, I missed you.
Oh!
What is it?
You!
You ruined
my daughter's wedding!
Sir, from the bottom
of my heart...
I don't care.
- He's getting away!
- Griffin!
Someday you'll look back
and laugh.
Bye.
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