Tadpole Page #3
Now, who needs
to use it as a symbol...
when the thing itself
is so magnificent?
- The thing itself.
- Hmm.
Well, as a symbol,
it should be replaced.
The heart's had its day.
Why not the kidney as a symbol
of love, or the liver?
Hmm.
"You broke my liver."
Doesn't rhyme as well...
you know, for country songs
and Shakespeare.
Sure it does.
I'm aquiver.
Please deliver.
Deep as a river,
my love, my liver.
I just can't...
Hello?
Hi.
Oscar's here, visiting.
Yeah.
I know. OK.
Your father says,
"Don't forget...
"we're having dinner tonight."
I haven't forgotten!
He says, "Did you ask
Miranda Spear to join us?"
- Who?
- Miranda...
No. No.
Tonight's family night.
Don't worry about that, Oscar.
I mean, Diane is coming.
Diane?
And Phil.
It sure would be nice
to see Diane and Phil.
Have you met Phil?
I think so.
Well, Phil isn't coming, OK?
Diane likes
to keep her options open.
It's just Diane. Right?
Yeah. I thought so
Hey, buddy. Come on in.
- Is Diane around?
- She isn't.
Is your back
still bothering you?
Well, come on in.
I'll give you a rub-a-dub.
Thanks. Anyway
to a dentist.
The old gal
taught me a few tricks.
Why do you call her "old gal"?
You make her sound
like she's a horse.
Actually,
she's more of a wildcat.
Diane's with the girls
down at Payard
if your back's really that bad.
Hey, you know, buddy, you're
gonna have to learn to relax.
You're gonna be dead
before you reach twenty.
Thank you very much
Here you go
No, you didn't.
Is that right?
Diane.
Can I talk to you
for a minute, please?
You must be Oscar.
I'm Samantha.
So, it sounds like you have...
some interesting ideas
about French philosophy.
that you regard Voltaire
as a comedian.
Well, I think that
when you look at his body...
Excuse me. Diane, can I talk
to you for a minute, please?
In a minute, Oscar.
Oscar, have some tea.
The assertion
that all man's actions
are essentially self-serving
has never been taken
in the spirit it was intended...
which was a quote, a quote.
And that's what Adam Smith
was really saying...
in The Wealth of Nations.
At least,
that's what I've always thought.
- More tea, Oscar?
- Thank you, Abigail.
Now, most people
are going to tell you...
that Quine's belief
in the inherent goodness...
But, Oscar, I don't see how you
can dismiss Mirabeau so easily.
Mirabeau never even
got out of the gate.
Oh, you naughty girl.
- Where did you find him?
- Isn't he lovely?
He's so passionate,
and he really listens.
Do you mind
if I give him my number?
No. Go ahead.
Oscar, I'd love to chat
more with you...
about this sometime
or, um, about anything.
I'm pretty busy
with midterms and all.
Anything, anytime.
- Bye, Oscar.
- Bye, Samantha.
- Bye, Oscar.
- Abigail.
- Bye, Diane.
- Bye, girls.
Well, Oscar,
it was a pleasure to meet you.
Pleasure.
You two be good Heh heh
I'll call you tomorrow.
- Diane.
- Mm-hmm.
You didn't, uh, tell anybody...
about what happened last night,
did you?
Does it matter if I had?
You're a grown-up...
or close enough.
Did you?
I didn't say anything definite.
I may have hinted a little.
Hinted? Why do they need hints?
This isn't charades.
What if one of them tells Phil?
- Phil, schmil.
- "Phil, schmil?"
That isn't very nice. That
isn't very sensitive at all.
Oscar, please.
Phil and I are not an item.
Ahem. Excuse me.
There's no smoking.
OK.
Forget about Phil.
Diane, I'd like to ask you...
not to come to dinner tonight.
Not go to Cafe Balou?
Are you kidding?
Your father's paying.
I want to minimize
the likelihood...
of your blabbing to Eve.
Maybe you've already told Eve.
I haven't even seen Eve yet.
Yet?
Do you plan to tell her?
Oscar,
Eve and I grew up together.
Jeez, the stories I could tell
you about Eve when we were 15.
You wouldn't have
recognized her.
I don't want to hear it.
When we were fifteen,
Eve had this thing for Elvis.
- Elvis Presley?
- Hmm.
Flipped for any guy
in sideburns.
Sideburns? What's so great
about sideburns?
I don't know.
The strangest things
made her happy.
She was always happy back then.
Back then?
Are you saying now she isn't?
No.
That wasn't my intention.
Look. You know what?
Let's just forget it.
I shouldn't have said anything.
No. We can't just forget it.
We're talking about
Eve's happiness here.
We're close now, right?
In a manner of speaking.
OK. Ahem.
I don't think Eve is happy.
There's a void.
Something's missing.
What makes you say that?
It's a woman thing.
I sense it. I feel it.
Plus, last week,
she said there was a void...
and something was missing.
Did she say what?
Couldn't put her finger on it.
I wouldn't worry about it.
She'll get over it.
So. Who is this girl?
A friend of the family's.
You gonna see each other again?
Tonight. But her best friend's
gonna be there.
Well, is the friend cute?
I wouldn't call her cute,
exactly.
I mean, would I like her?
Well, you know,
I slept with her last night.
With the friend?
Damn!
Yeah. With the friend
But you don't like the friend.
Not really. Not like that.
But you're going to dinner
with both of them...
the woman you like
Yeah.
My dad's coming, too.
Nothing's simple
for the Grubber.
Talk to me, Oscar.
What's going on here?
I don't know, Charlie.
I found her.
The girl with the great hands.
Terrific hands.
Are you gonna tell me her name?
Eve.
Eve... like your mother.
Eve's not my mother.
She's my stepmother.
We're not blood relatives
at all.
Wait. So, your Eve is that Eve?
Your mother?
She's very wise...
and soft.
Are you out of your mind?
Do you want to end up in hell
or something?
Charlie, I love her.
Oscar,
Eve is married to your father.
I know, but I sense there's
a void there... something missing.
She needs something more
in her life.
Oh, and that would be you...
her stepson.
I mean, hey, I know you're
French, and you have, like...
a different idea
of family relations, but...
Wait.
This means you slept with Diane.
I realize that was a mistake.
She was wearing Eve's scarf.
It smelled of her perfume.
I got confused.
Uh... I mean...
Diane's pretty hot...
for that age group.
These look fake.
You really f***ed up.
Charlie, help me.
I need sideburns.
Well... all right.
Let me think.
I know
we've talked about it
just being the two of us
but the Shermans love
Beethoven. As it turns out
Is it all right with you
if they come with us?
Honey? Did you hear me?
Sure Fine
Norm knows the Galea
like the back of his hand
He'll be humming along.
Like he did with Carmen
Remember that?
Eve. have you seen my tie?
Honey?
Honey. I want the tie
the Shermans
gave me for Christmas
- Hi.
- Hi.
You look nice.
You look, uh, different.
Worse or better?
Very handsome.
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