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- Like this one.

- Yeah.

My dad had all of Manara's

comic books and Fierro's.

That's cool.

I used to take them from my dad

when I was a kid, because...

there were naked people in them.

They would really turn me on.

At first I thought Milo Manara

was the name of the main character,

but when I was older l realized

it was the name of the artist.

Actually, "Click"

is his most well-known comic...

Well the one I know the best.

It was about a guy who had put

a device in a girl...

and he'd click a remote control

that would make her have orgasms.

He'd click it

and she'd have an orgasm.

And he'd spy on her. It was amazing.

It blew your mind.

Actually, I should ask my dad for it

and read it again,

It's crazy... crazy.

When I was in school,

I used to draw a lot of superheroes.

One day, some friends of mine

made a magazine.

It was a school magazine...

It was a magazine for the school,

like an alternative magazine.

Yeah.

And one day they asked me to do

a two-page comic.

I had to do everything...

The drawings, the dialogs...

The whole comic, you know?

- And did they publish it?

- Yeah.

- That's cool!

- Yeah, really cool.

To see your work published.

Yeah. And what I would do was...

I used to use

other people's material a little...

Actually, I mostly adapted

story lines from short stories,

like Cortzar's.

Cool!

It was cool, because

they were superheroes,

but with a more surrealist style...

Like the characters' background.

Yeah, it was like a dream.

It was cool.

Amazing.

Do you want to go to sleep?

Yeah... Okay.

Hey, Leo...

Leo...

Come on, Leo. Go to your bed.

Come on, Leo.

This guy always does the same thing.

Okay, I'll go sleep downstairs.

- See you tomorrow.

- Alright.

Guada?

- Yeah.

- What's the matter?

She wants me to go with her

to the party,

But that's not it. I know her.

She's jealous.

She asked me if there were

any girls here.

She doesn't believe me when

I say that no girls came over,

none of your friends.

We spent two great weeks

in Ostende,

but now she doesn't understand

that I want to be with you guys.

It's not that I don't want

to be with her.

She's great. You know her.

She's really sweet,

but she can be really insecure

and it gets on my nerves.

I know I have my flaws,

but I don't get jealous.

You shouldn't pay attention to her.

It's her problem, man.

Let her figure it out,

even if it hurts.

What are you going to do?

Go back to Buenos Aires?

You're going to get upset

and you won't be able to relax.

Because you're fine here with us.

So you're going to be pissed off

and you guys are going to fight.

Tomi...

Forget it.

Don't forget that you met her

when you were with Lucia.

So it's natural

that she'd be scared and insecure.

Yeah, I know that, but...

I really love her.

I'd die if I couldn't be with her.

Hey, man...

Germn's pretty weird.

I just went into Fer's room

and he was going through his bag.

I can't believe you, man.

You're always making things up.

Fernando and that guy have been

training together all year.

Fer told me he really trusts him.

You're just a cocksucker,

that's the problem.

So you make things up.

I know you.

Look at Diego

going through my bag.

Is this your bag?

Hey, what T-shirts did you bring?

Can I borrow one?

But give it back to me later.

The other day you were wearing

a sweatshirt of mine

that I had been looking for

for a long time.

Yeah, laugh all you want.

It's true.

I just love your clothes.

Okay, stop looking through

my stuff. I'll show you.

- Alright, alright!

- Don't go through everything.

- Alright...

- I don't like it.

There you go.

Thanks.

It's really hard for me

not to get upset.

No one's faster than him, man!

The guy's effective.

He doesn't have to make

any fancy moves.

They guy's straightforward.

He's simple.

That's why he's the best.

Yeah, but you used to say

that Maradona was the best

and now because you read

a couple of interviews...

Yeah, I did read a couple

of interviews,

but I've also watched him

and he doesn't put on a show

for the cameras like the rest.

He's simple and quick

and it's also a generational thing.

Times have changed.

And I don't agree with the idiots

who say he scores goals abroad

-and here he sucks.

- Yeah, well.

People who say that are idiots.

Don't you think?

- The guys are here with pastries.

- Awesome!

- How are you guys?

- Cool!

What's up, guys?

You wouldn't believe the accident

there was around the corner.

- It's awful.

- Really?

Yeah, yeah.

- What happened?

- A crash.

Hey, Fer,

where are we going tomorrow?

I don't know.

Wherever you guys want?

We could go to that nightclub

with the pool in the middle

that the guy fell into

with all his clothes on.

Otherwise,

we can go to the capital

and come back at night.

Are you crazy? You want us

to go to the capital?

Let's go somewhere nearer,

otherwise Fer and Leo

won't be able to drive,

they won't be able

to drink anything.

Do you want us to come back

wasted like the other day,

when we almost

got ourselves killed?

Hey, I'm not dangerous.

I don't drink anymore.

Yeah, right.

Hey, man,

this meat's like butter.

Don't you think?

The other day, Diego and I

bought meat at the supermarket

and it wasn't like this at all.

This is totally different.

Yeah.

And you ate three sausages,

you cocksucker. You must be full.

That butt sure imports

a lot of meat.

He gave it to me, you idiot.

You're the weirdest

vegetarian I know.

You never eat meat;

you're always really fussy,

but you eat barbecue.

But I never say I don't eat meat.

I don't go around telling people

that I'm vegetarian.

But it's true.

I hardly ever eat meat.

Only when there's barbecue.

The other day, Roco and I

went to a restaurant

and we ordered meat.

But you bother me so much about it.

I can eat meat

whenever I feel like it.

So does you girlfriend

eat your meat?

Of course she does.

She eats it whole.

What about you? You should

probably get a girlfriend too.

How long has it been

since this guy had sex?

Like four months.

You can't get a girl

to save your life.

You don't have to be so mean.

Today's December 6,

my mom's birthday.

I have to call her.

Lucho's always teasing Leo,

you know?

Do you think Leo's really gay?

I don't know.

Maybe.

The guy's weird.

He's always been weird.

The two girlfriends he had were

the only chicks he's ever screwed.

Plus, sometimes he just stares

at you. It's weird.

And you don't know

if he's looking at you, at him...

or if he likes you.

I don't know. That's what I think.

Yeah, yeah. I agree.

I don't know. It's also weird

that his two girlfriends

are the only girls

he's ever screwed.

Now he's with this chick, Roco...

but Roco used to go out

with Mono

and Mono says

she never wanted to have sex.

So I don't know.

- I have an aunt who's a lesbian.

- Yeah.

She says that

if you're really bisexual,

you have no trouble

repressing yourself,

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