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This is the Bee Gees, and this|one's going out to you, Cheryl Ann,

singing "Saturday Night Fever"|ten times in a row.

- Best call we've had in|a couple of weeks, I swear.

That was great, honey. We gotta|get Cheryl Ann calling more often.

They're eating this stuff up, Barry.|See that piece in the paper today?

The thing about me looking for|a bodyguard? Great publicity.

You want this ten times|in a row, seriously?

No, make it three times.|I'll be back in a minute.

Three it is.|Beautiful show. I love it.

# Burn, baby, burn #

# Burn, baby, burn #|In here?

Ooh.

That was great.|The kiss or the call?

Dan just gave me|some good news.

I'm getting|the 10:00 a.m. slot.

He's hiring a producer|just for my own show.

Oh, Barry, that's wonderful.|Yeah. You wanna do it?

Huh? You'd be the best person to do it.

You're smart, you're hardworking,|you do everything I tell you to do.

Um, Barry, I think you|better get someone else.

I don't think it's a good|idea. It's a great idea.

Come on.|You gotta do it.

No, I don't think so. Do|it. Come on. I need you.

Barry, if I work for you, the|fun would go out it, you know?

There'd be a lot of tension. It|might even screw up our marriage.

F*** our marriage. Come on.|This is important. I need you.

Don't you want the show to be as good|as it can be? Aren't you behind me?

You gotta be joking.|Of course I'm not joking.

You just said,|"F*** our marriage."

I'm joking.

This is getting really boring.|I'm gonna switch it, all right?

I just thought that...

Forget it.

I'm very proud of you.

It's wonderful for you.

Come on. Okay?

Hmm?|Come on. Okay?

Barry?

Baby, I don't wanna go|in the sink.

Yeah! In the sink!

I don't wanna go|in the sink.

Oh-ho!|Hi, Ellen!

Hi, Stu.

Are you having a party?|Yeah, a sink party.

Oh, uh, hi, hon. My mother wasn't|feeling well, so I decided to come home.

Ellen, I thought you|and your mother were...

uh-|Eh...

Um, what...

what are you two up to?

Look, I better go out and|come back in. Barry, come back.

You cut me off!

Hey, Theresa, come here.|Come with Stuey,

and have a Stuey sandwich|with Mimi and Stuey.

You want one?

No.

He became a millionaire.|How about that?

Brings back memories.

A lot of changes. I'm|nicer, I make more money...

and I only hang up|on one out of seven.

...with Dallas' own Mr.|Popularity, Barry Champlaign.

I'm Sidney Greenberg, reminding|you that it's not how much you take,

it's how much|you take home.

Hey!

How's Chicago? You look great.|Great. You look great too.

Ellen, what are you|doing here?

I couldn't miss|Barry's premiere.

Yeah, we only have a couple of|minutes. You mind if I steal Barry?

You know where the green room is.|Have a cup of coffee. We'll catch up.

Sure. Bye.

Evening, Barry. I have|two minutes. What is it?

I'll make it brief. I know|you've got your show to do.

Barry, we've run into some|slight scheduling problems...

concerning|the national feed.

We're gonna have to delay it|for at least a couple of weeks.

Hi, Stuey.

Ellen! Holy cow!|I knew you'd show up.

Jesus, let me look at you here. Are|you taking young pills or something?

Wanna step into my crib|with me? You must be excited.

Oh, yeah, I'm jumping out|of my skin. You kidding me?

I called my mother and told her we're|gonna broadcast all over the country.

She says, "Stuart, that's|beautiful. What country?"

Good to see you.|It's good to see you.

Hi, I'm Laura Nicholson. I|spoke to you on the phone. Hi.

Oh, it's nice to meet you.|You must be Barry's secretary.

No, actually, I'm his producer. We're|going in a few seconds. Excuse me.

Let's go. From the heart|of the Lone Star state,

it's time for Dallas' most|popular talk show, Night Talk...

- with Barry Champlaign.|- # Bad to bone #

The KGAB phone lines are open|and ready for your call...

at 555-TALK.

Nice to meet you. Nice to|meet you. Isn't this exciting?

I've just received|some terrible news.

Night Talk will not be broadcast|nationally tonight...

due to the usual corporate,|big business, inefficiency,

sloppiness and bureaucracy.

I've just been informed|of a scheduling problem.

Nothing personal, nothing|logical, just business as usual.

Maybe the show will go national|next week, maybe next month.

No one seems to know.|I'm sorry.

I feel I've let you,|the listeners, down.

But I've been in this business long|enough to know you can lose the battle...

and still win the war.

Night Talk still has a purpose,|a standard to which it must rise,

and I will not let you down|on that score.

This show is about saying|what's got to be said.

That's what|we're gonna do here tonight.

Tonight, anything goes.

I wanna hear you. I want you to|tell me what you really think.

No holds barred. Call|555-TALK. I'm sorry.

The door is open.|Hit me with your best shot.

Night Talk.|Jerry from Rockwell.

You're on.|Barry.

Have you ever entertained|one single doubt...

about the truth|of the Holocaust?

I think we've had|this conversation before, sir.

When you make these accusations against Jews,|when you start questioning the Holocaust,

I think you should have some facts|available, and the facts are available.

Well, of course. We'd love to|sit down and debate them with you.

Uh-huh. Well, who's "we"? Am|I talking to a "we" or a "you"?

Well, Barry, we're|organized in our belief...

the same way the Zionists|are organized in their belief.

We could debate it. It would|be very easy and simple.

It would be far more simple and|valuable for you to get in touch with,

let's say, the Holocaust|Museum down in Washington.

Uh-huh. They'll send you|the names of all the Jews...

who died during World War ll.

They have all this information. I mean, the|first one to say if somebody made a mistake...

They say six million died? It could've|been five million or seven million.

It could be two also.

Is that the issue? That two|million innocent people died?

Why should one single innocent|person die, Jew or non-Jew? I agree.

But the Zionists are using this issue|and the guilt on the American public...

to extort from us|our tax dollars.

The figures we have say|every family in Israel...

gets over$10, 000|of our taxes.

Well, you'll never see more|collective poverty than in Israel.

I urge you to take a trip there. All you|got to do, Barry, is go to West Virginia.

What does West Virginia have to|do with it? Or Nebraska or Idaho,

where you'll see farmer after|farmer biting the dust, Mm-hmm.

losing their farms, can't|get decent loans. Yeah.

If we had the loans and grants|that are sent to Israel,

we wouldn't be losing our farms,|which is the backbone of this country.

And what if a woman competes with you|in the marketplace and takes your job?

What if black men start dating|and marrying white women? Oh!

And what if homosexuals|are teaching your children?

And what if you're afraid|to walk the streets at night?

What if you see yuppies getting rich while|you're standing in the unemployment line?

And what if your government|sends you to Vietnam...

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