Talk Radio Page #6
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- 1988
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I mean, you're here. That's all I|- I'm happy that you're here.
I- I don't know- I have to|go at the end of the day...
or tomorrow...
and I can't keep coming|back and forth.
I- You know,|you've got success.
You know, the most important thing is,|you've got to start loving yourself.
You got that. You are good.|You are wonderful.
Now, feel it and know|you have to have a life.
Find someone with a soul. Mm-hmm.
Don't just fall in love|with some girl's body.
I mean, you do like a|girl's body, didn't you?
The only problem was I got|caught. Yeah, what can you do?
Maybe you should've stayed|at your mom's that day.
Tony, keep the taper nice|and tight around the waist.
Judge wants to look hot|for his old lady.
Don't you think these lapels are|too much for an awards ceremony?
Judge, everyone's gonna be wearing|these lapels by this time next year.
Wait and see. You need|a shirt to go with that.
What do you think about|that referendum coming up?
I was gonna ask you the|same question. Perfect.
Throwin' this in free of charge. Gift|from me and Teddy. Very kind of you.
Judge, you bring out the|woman in me. You're gorgeous.
Hey, good-looking.
Tony, why don't you show the|judge back to the dressing rooms.
I'll just take this|up for you. Thank you.
Been out shopping? Buy any|see-through undies? Uh-huh.
I thought we'd have|lunch together.
Love to, babe.|Having lunch with the judge.
He's gonna help me out with that|zoning variance for the nightclub.
Okay, work's important.|What about dinner?
I can't.|Moe Thompson's stag party.
City Council president.|Come on.
Make sure there are no women. Hey.
Tomorrow night, you and me, dinner,|just the two of us. The Caprice?
Promise? Flowers? Mariachi|bands? I promise. Tablecloths.
Barry.|Music. What, Vince?
Someone you gotta meet. Guess who|this is. Go ahead, guess. What, Vince?
I have no idea.|Your Cousin Al.
No. What a joker.|Jeff, say something.
What is this, performing seal|time? Cut another caller off.
You're history. Ptt!|You're on Talk of the Town.
You're Jeff Fisher.
In my store. I can't believe it.|I listen to your show all the time.
You're great, man. You look|different than I thought.
You thought I'd be 6'2", in spurs? Yeah.
This is my wife, Ellen.|Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, the craziest people|call in that show.
I think of calling|myself sometimes.
You're too shy, right?|I can tell.
Don't I listen all the|time? He thinks you're God.
Thank you, sir. Wish we had|your picture. We could put it up.
I'll send you one.|You've got quite a voice.
Voice?|You ever do radio?
I've thought of doing some|radio. Only came in for a second.
I gotta run. Listen, Vince,|send the jacket to my home.
- Uh- Uh- What's your name?|- Barry. Barry Golden. Yeah.
Anytime you're in the|neighborhood, stop by the station.
Love to show you around, let you|say a couple of words, Yeah, sure.
sell some suits,|plug the store.
My secretary'll send the picture. Don't|forget the sleeves. Nice meeting you.
Bye-bye!|Bye!
The topic is|fantasy love affairs.
Who would you like to have|a love affair with?
We're here with our good friend,|Barry. What's your name this week?
Barry Champlaign, man. Barry|Champlaign, man, is here,
and he has said "his wife." Mm-hmm.
These are supposed to be|famous people,
unless your wife's gotten around|a lot more than I think she has.
Come on. Your wife's|not listening, okay?
Who would you really like to|get up close and personal with?
Marie Osmond, I think, is very|sexy. That's one for Marie Osmond.
In black leather, yeah.|The studio fish is blushing.
She is sex incarnate, man.|She's a Mormon, isn't she?
Mormons believe in bigamy. Marie,|I want to marry you right now.
Come down to the station.|I want you, Marie.
Okay! We'll take another caller.|Yeah, you're on Talk of the Town.
Yeah, you know what I think? You|two are a couple of liberal pinkos.
That's what I think. Are you|two homos? Is that what you are?
You know what you are,|my friend, you are history.
Wait.|The caller has a point.
It's true, sir, indeed,|Jeff Fisher and I are lovers.
Have been for the last 15 years. In|fact, we're holding hands right now.
Probably n*gger lovers too.|Yeah, what race are you, sir?
I'm white,|and I'm proud of it.
As one white man to another,|let me ask you a question.
Do you know how much white Americans|spend every year on suntan lotion?
$165 million!
That's a lot of money to spend|just to turn brown.
You know why they wanna turn|brown? Jeff, do you know why?
Let's take another caller.|This is an interesting question.
They wanna turn brown because|they secretly want to be black.
You know why they wanna be black?|These and other questions...
Because they feel|sexually inferior.
You're a smart-mouth homo.|That's what you are.
Okay, okay.|You're an inbred throwback...
Ha-hoo! It's a Texas rodeo, yes|indeed. We'll hose 'em down...
and be right back|after this commercial break.
When I say "cut, "|you stop talking.
We've been through this before.|You're fun and the audience likes you,
but I'm not gonna lose|my license over this sh*t.
Why would you lose|your license?
It's called Standards and Prac|- Jeff, pick up seven.
Thank you. Standards and Practices.|You ever heard of it? Yeah?
Oh, he's funny, yeah.
Yeah, right, yeah, sure.
Sells suits.
Tomorrow at 10:
00?I'll ask him.|Hold on.
Can you come in tomorrow|morning, meet the boss at 10:00?
- What for?|What I would do is...
have a swimming pool|and a sauna...
Boring. Come on,|you could do better than that.
Line four. Nancy, what would|you do with a million bucks?
Barry,|I just love your show.
Send me your measurements and a nude|photograph, and I'll get back to you.
Line one, Frank in Grapevine.|Yeah, Frank?
I'm a Chicano-|Good for you. I'm a Jew.
Now, this is serious, dude.|Wrong show.
Look, Stu, I don't think we've had a decent|answer to this question all night long.
Now, come on, people,|you gotta give me a good answer,
Yeah, hold on.|or I'm gonna punish ya.
Okay, let's go to...
Let's go to|- Here, talk to Barry. Come on. Talk to Barry.
Line one, you're on. Say something,|anything. Ready? Say something.
Say something. Uh,|yeah, this is Cheryl Ann.
What are you gonna do with|a million bucks, Cheryl Ann?
If I had a million bucks, I would|buy my own radio transmitter...
and start my own|talk show,
so I wouldn't have to listen|to your voice.
If you hate my voice so much,|why don't you change the station?
I can't.|Why not.
I'm in prison, and the warden|picks the shows we listen to.
Good. You're Iying. You love my voice.
I hate your voice.|You love my voice.
It's a love-hate situation. You|can't get enough of my voice.
Come on. Admit it.|You're full of it!
If you don't love my voice,|then hang up. Come on. Hang up.
You love me. Come on.|Hang up. Hang up!
I hate you,|Barry Champlaign!
Beautiful. I love it.
Not good enough. Folks,|you let me down once again.
For that,|you must be punished.
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