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and you drivin'

It's not a driving lesson?

Okay All right All right,

buckle up your safety belts, kids

- All right

- Here comes Washburn

Just a...

Just a leisurely stroll through the evening

And here we go

Whoa, engine's started My bad Uh, okay

Turn... Light's here Good We have drive,

drive two... which is good, because

- in case you need the second...

the sequel... to drive

- Just chill out and drive, man

Come on, now

You just gotta relaxJust...

Come on Let's relaxJust...

Y-Yea-a-ah

I said relax,

not hyperventilate

Don't... What you...

Look how tight you grippin'

the steering wheel Damn

I'm tryin' to get

in my mode here, all right?

- I'm tryin' to get in the game

- Why don't you let the game come to you?

Dag See, that's your problem

You try too hard

You always overthink things

You be kickin' down doors that's already open

You always tryin' to impress somebody:

Me, your dad, your ex

Come on, now If you ever gonna learn

how to drive, we gotta play to your strengths

and thinkin' ain't one of'em

So, don't think

- Don't think Don't think

- Don't think No

- Mm-mmm

- Just clear your mind Relax

- Okay Relax

- Listen to some music

- Oh, yeah!

- In the face!

- Oh, hell no Hell, no

- No, man

- That was pretty good

- Hey, No, no! I like this one Oh, yeah Wait, wait

- Natalie Cole, this one Yeah

- What you know about that?

That's one of my favorites I love this one

This one, I used to...

Just a little kid, man,

I used to sing it in my mirror in my bedroom

- All right

- I mean, I was, you know... you know...

- Hey Whatever works for you

- under supervision and everything like that

- Go ahead and sing Sing along to it

- Oh, you don't want me singin'

- Aw, come on Sing Sing the song!

- Okay All right There you go There you go!

- All right, now, put it in drive

- Okay

Who said stop singin'? Sing

- Sing the song Sing the damn song

- There we go

- Shoulders down

Just relax Yeah There you go

- You got it! You got it, man!

- Whoo!

- Hold on to the wheel There you go

Thank you so much.

Oh, dude, you're drivin;

Um, waitJesse, baby, please

Just stop buggin' for two minutes

- Let me just explain what's...

- Shh, shh You okay, B? I been worried sick

- Yeah

- Come on, girl

Um, baby, what are you doin' here?

You left your phone here. He called,

and I explained everything to him. And...

Belle, he's a dream

- So, you're not mad at me no more?

- How could I be mad at you?

- You was mad at me

- I wasn't that mad

- Come here

- Ohhh

- I... mmm

- Well, I missed you Mmm

- I missed you too, baby

- Oh.

- Oh, my

- This is like watching pay-per-view

- Mother!

Ooh

Mom, clear your throat

- Uh, hi.

- Hi

- Come on Let's go home

- Oh, no, no, no You're not going anywhere

- I made dinner

- No, you didn't

No, I didn't But, I made margaritas

We can order

Oh, boy, can we order

All right, look, let's be logical about this.

Let's go through the story one more time.

- Yeah

- Okeydoke.

B.M. W. Pulls out in front, right?

Well, see, that's the amazing thing right there...

getting a parking space in Manhattan.

YeahJesse's totally right

Wait a sec

How do you get a parkin' space in front

of a bank two days in a row? In Manhattan?

Yeah, 'cause the only places I ever find

are no-parkin' zones:

Loadin' zones, hospitals

or streets that are "no parking" for, uh...

- Garbage day

- Yeah

- Garbage day

- Yeah

- The whole side of the street is a no-parkin' zone

- Course!

So, they rob the bank early in the morning,

then they put the cash in the garbage can.

We chase the Beemer The garbage truck

picks up the cash,

and they meet up later on

So even if you do catch 'em,

that's why they ain't got the money on 'em

The only thing they need to pull it off

is a garbage man

- We gotta find that garbage man

- Okay

- Bye, Mom

- Hold on. Where you goin'?

Bye, baby

Wait, wait! Yo, whoa!

Yo, what do you want me to do with this?

We can't wait till the morning

The FBI may have already caught them by then

I mean... You know what I mean

Just keep a lookout

Hurry up

Voil!

Wait, wait, wait

You don't think they have an alarm?

Come on It's not Fort Knox

It's the Department of Sanitation

Ooh Shh! Quiet down

Plan "B" Plan "B"

Plan "B"

Police We heard the alarm

- What's... What's goin' on here? Everything cool?

- You all right?

- Officer, uh, uh, Mullins This is Officer...

- Goodsnatch

Hello, what do we have here? Uh-oh,

obvious "B and E" Perps might be still inside

- Way to stay cool, dude Way to stay cool

- Yeah Look!

They even left

their lock picks

Surely they got

prints on these

- Gotta... Gotta tag these What's your name, sir?

- Verne

- Earn?

- Verne!

- Yeah Bern, where's the nearest...

- Verne!

- Verne?

- Verne

Verne Where's the nearest

computer, Verne?

The computers are inside

Follow me

All right. We find out who works 36th Street...

From Third to Broadway on Wednesday...

Leonard and Church on Thursday,

bang, we got our garbage man

Okay. "personnel, '"

"Routes';! Here we go.

Okay. "personnel, '"

"Routes';! Here we go.

"Routes" All right

"36th," "Wednesday,"

- Boom, there we go We got our man

- "Anthony Scalia"

Yep Same garbage man got both routes

You see that?

Yep Same garbage man got both routes

You see that?

"Three East 117th Street, Apartment 4R. '"

Yeah. Boom. Let's go.

I'm getting used

to your driving

Okay. Here's the plan.

- I'm gonna need you to boost me up

to that fire escape...

- Cable!

Mr Scalia,

it's the police Open up!

Thanks

Stay back

Damn

Hello?

Shh

One last pickup,

then you are free

You bring us

the cash again

then, hey...

we let you go

We... We let your wife go

After I bring you the money,

how do I know what will happen then?

You don't

But if you go to the police,

you do know what will happen

Huh?

- So, that's the best way, over here

- Mm-hmm

We get in from here, and, uh

I think the best way out is coming from here

so we can make it faster

Your car, sir

Okay, girls.

Time to go.

Don't transfer me again I need the route

of Anthony Scalia, okay? It's an emergency Now!

Look It was on the fridge He works

midtown today, then he's off for two weeks

- Oh, my God It's gotta be today

- Yep

Get me Lieutenant Robbins

This is Washburn Marta... Lieutenant, look...

Whatever you're gonna say,

I don't wanna get into this right now. I'm busy.

- I got FBI all over my ass

- L-Lieutenant, with all due respect...

- I just can't hear you right...

- Shut up, Marta!

Now, look, they're usin' garbage trucks

to get the money out, okay?

Both robberies were on

the same garbage man's route

We went to his house

There's gonna be another robbery this morning

I know I'm a hundred percent sure

Please trust me, will you?

- What bank?

- It's gonna happen

somewhere between 23rd and 34th,

east of Fifth

Down! Down!

Everybody down!

If I see anybody's eyes,

I shoot.

You! On the ground Go

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

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