Taxi Page #5

You live next door to your moms?

Makes her feel safe

She must not've

seen you in action, huh?

She must not've

seen you in action, huh?

Oh, God, it feels good to lay down.

Good night

Good night

What kind of grown-ass man

lives 10 feet away from his mama?

I wouldn't talk so much

Isabelle "Precious" Williams

- Who told you about my name?

- It's in your record

Precious

My Precious

Go ahead Say it again

Say it again, see what happens I dare you

Precious

Hey, you know, I was just thinking

I remembered something

The girls kept saying over and over again

to each other, "Nice 'dua rateeraros."

Mais duas retiradas?

Yeah That's what they said

That means,

"Two more withdrawals"

I want five cars on 14th and Broadway waitin',

and I want 'em now

- Hey, I've made a major break...

- Get out

- I made a major break in the case

- Oh, really?

Does that explain why they found a car

registered to your mom

- on fire in front of a shot-up...

- That's not important right now

- What's important is

they're gonna rob another bank

- First Financial

at Leonard and Church and they hit

two minutes ago and they're still inside

So, I am busy

Now, sit down and shut up

Damn, man

Car 10-70. Suspects are still in the bank.

- How would you like me to proceed? Over.

- Backup units are on their way

- Do not let them leave.

- I don't think that's sexual tension

between you two

I think that is genuine tension

Like, she-gonna-fire-your-ass tension

I can't stand this

You know what's gonna happen?

They're gonna catch them,

and we're gonna miss the whole thing

- Please Ain't no cop gonna catch that woman

- Oh, yeah, and you can, right?

If I had my taxi

Right away.

And keep me informed.

Let's take a walk

Find Washburn Now

Eddie B

"Washtub"

Hey, uh, I'm gonna need your help, man

I gotta get the...

- The Crown Vic

- Crown Vic

Here All I need are the signatures

of the two officers, man

Two Perfect One, two

You know Lieutenant Williams, right?

- Uh...

- Williams from SWAT?

- Oh Oh

- She's a jujitsu master

Really?

She has her own dojo

- Oh Wow

- You have any flyers?

No Sure don't

- Okay

- Oh, man

You gotta Friendster me, man

I want a flyer

- Hey, man Got the, uh...

- Here you go

Aha Thanks, man

Hold it right there.

Shots fired Shots fired!

Officer needs assistance

Suspects are headed north on Third Avenue

towards the Queensboro Bridge.

What?

What are you doin'? We're gonna lose her

Come on Run lights

- What are you doin'?

- Why would you take the East Side?

The Queensboro would be

a parking lot

Oh, you bein' slick

You headin' west

You're drivin'the speed limit, okay?

You're driving the speed limit.

- We're not gonna catch...

- Oh, you think you slick, don't you?

You know 68th'll be gridlocked

'cause Hunter College's semesterjust started.

Unless you gonna drive

through the damn school.

Of course She gonna take Fifth

Hell, yeah

There's plenty of room to maneuver

down the Museum Mile...

and I know your crazy ass ain't scared

to get up on that sidewalk

That's what I would do

Now, if I'm right...

which I believe

I am...

she gonna come out

right

about here!

Oh!

Ooh!

- Ooh!

- Come on Let's go! Get her!

I told you... too much torque, grandma!

Watch this

Whoo!

Pull over! Police!

Pull over the car!

Pull over right now!

- What?

- My badge

Now, pull over

This means something

It's your last chance.

Come on.

Okay You tryin' to dent me?

Not gonna happen

Damn

Whoa!

We're gonna kaboom...

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Ha-ha!

Whoo!

- Oh...

- Sh*t

Ah!

Aw

Damn I was

on her ass too

Let me just...

No B.M. W.'s have come through here.

A red BMW

cannot disappear twice

Uh, I got a blue Beemer

on Morningside Avenue

Good I'll take it

Uh...

License and registration?

I'm gonna need you

to pop the trunk for me

I gotta open it myself

It's busted

Sh*t

Uh, pardon me, miss

Thank you

Uh, could you open the case?

Sure

Here

You ladies have a nice day

Miss Williams, give me your license

I'm taking it away from you

- What?

- You heard me

You're not driving

a taxi again Let's go

But I made her

pursue that car

- Really?

- Hello?

Well, her taxicab is in

violation of 27 vehicle codes

Did you make her do that too?

Yeah

Yeah, I did

- I, uh, ordered the modifications top to bottom

- Top to bottom

- Weeks ago

- Mmm

So there

What kind of car is it?

- Ford

- Ford What model?

Crown... Crown... Vic...

- Ner-r-rvous...

- Excuse me?

"Roundville"

You're an idiot

Give me... Give me the license

- Crown Victoria

- I don't know what that means

Come on

- Give...

- Well, but, see, it looks... It's the picture...

- It's actually a nice...

- Marta...

- "Lieutenant"

- All she's tryin' to do is help, okay?

Just do something?

- No

- I stopped three BMW's this morning

Let's take Miss Williams down so she can hear

the officer's testimony Let's go

Let's go

- Let's go

- Blue Beemer.

- This chick didn't even know

how to open the trunk

- Chick?

- What chick?

- The driver

Boy, she was a foxy little...

- Four women, and there was no money

in the car. I searched it.

- It's definitely possible

- There's all kinds of paint...

- What are you two talking about?

Of course It's a red BMW

You might as well drive a ice cream truck

Of course It's a red BMW

You might as well drive a ice cream truck

The girls drove a BMW,

so that's what we look for Then they change it

Wait a minute You're saying that

all four robbers are women?

- Yeah

- And you saw them?

Yeah

Last night

Damn it! When exactly were you gonna share

this information with the FBI, Washburn?

- I tried to tell... I tried to tell you this morn...

- Shut up

Officer Preston,

come with me Let's go

You're fired You're not suspended

You're not on temporary leave

You're fired

Miss Williams, I'm giving this back to you

with a warning.

If I catch you driving that thing

in my city again, it is mine

Andy, as a friend,

I'm sorry

- I tried this morning I went into...

- Shh Andy

You've left me no choice

Now, give me your badge

What...

Whew

Hey, wanna share a cab?

- Yeah

- Okay

Turn over

What? What? What?

- All I ever wanted to do

was just be a cop, you know?

I wanted to be like my dad, you know?

My dad was a cop

You know, I let him down

I let you down You're screwed

You can't drive this anymore

She did not say that

She said not to let the cops catch me

I can see why you like

that lieutenant She feisty

You like us feisty girls,

don't you?

So what's up?

You gonna give that another shot?

Give it another shot?

She fired me

So? Redeem yourself

Catch these thieves

Try and start this

for me, please

Come on, baby Come on

Come on That's... Yeah! Life!

Woo-hoo-hoo

Wanna take it for a spin?

- Oh, no-no-no No, I'm... No, thanks

- Come on You need the practice

No I drive fine, and I don't wanna...

I'm not in the mood for a driving lesson

Who said anything

about a drivin' lesson?

It's just me in the passenger seat

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