Taxi Page #4

By the time we get backup, that soup will be cold

We go in now, baby Now

Shoot Oh, my God

Daewoo, please. I'm sorry.

I take back everything I said. Start for me.

Hi Um, I'm not actually with him

He's...

- You okay?

- Yeah

Damn

- What are they saying?

- The redhead is saying

she doesn't wanna kill a cop

If we just play it cool,

then they'll leave us here tied up

Okay Okay I'll play it cool

Play it real cool

Okay Hey,

what was that wink for?

- Shh Hey, trust me

- No, no, no, no, no, man What was that about?

- Shh Trust me Trust me

- Trust you?

- Yeah

- Trust you? Hell no Uh-uh No way

No, no, no Uh-uh

Hey Excuse me

- Excuse me

Excuse me Hey Excuse me

Don't mean to interrupt

He's gonna do something

He just winked at me

- What's wrong with you?

- What's wrong with me?

- Yeah

- I got a problem gettin' shot Did you frisk him?

- Come on.

- Frisk his ass again

He got at least one more gun on him

- Cavity-search him

- I do not I swear

He got a gun, and he's gonna use it

He's crazy

- Whose side are you on?

- Mine

Okay You wanna strip search? Huh?

Is that what you want? Nothing up my sleeve here

You wanna check my shoes there?

Ha!

Go!

All right,

you're all under...

Man, you're more dangerous

than they are

Hey What are you doing, man?

I'm evening

the playing field

I'm evening

the playing field

That's flammable gas They won't be able to shoot

This whole place will blow

Man, we still

in this place, you jackass

Turn that off,

and let's wait for the cops to come

The real cops

Oh, my G...

- Oh

- Aw, man.

You smell that, ladies?

That's nitrous One shot and boom!

Now, you wanna handle this

hand to hand, man to... chick?

Then we'll go home.

Hello. Hello?

Ace Dumbtura, they're gone

They're gone

Stay down. Stay down.

They're not there.

- Come on We gotta go

- Oh, damn

This thing's jammed

- Oh, man

- Ohh

Dumb ass

You can't... You can't die

from nitrous oxide can you?

It's laughing gas, stupid

I hate you, man

- What's that?

- I hate your freakin' guts

- Ow

- You got to be the dumbest cop I've met

- We gotta go We gotta get out

- Okay.

- We gotta get out

- All right Okay Open the door

Open the door, man

Move

You're stupid All you had to do

was turn the freakin' knob

Your car is on fire

- No Come on

- Daewoo can't take a little heat?

Drop the weapon!

- Freeze!

- Oh

Okay. This does not look good.

Here's the plan, all right?

Okay, when he comes by...

Or that Hey! Hey!

Wait for me! Belle! Belle, wait up!

They've gone around the back side

of this building. We need to go.

I tell you what we do.

We go back to the station and search the files...

No, no... No Hell no

We ain't goin' nowhere

You're comin' back to my house

with me to tell my boyfriend where I was

'Cause I had a man

when I went to work today

Okay That's the least

I can do

Damn straight The most you could do

would be to get my cab back

You'll get your cab back

when I catch these guys... girls, women

Not before

I'm getting a little seasick

Swallowed it

I don't know if this is gonna work,

so just hurry up and show him your badge, okay?

Because he's sensitive,

and he is pissed off

All right. I got your back right here.

I owe you one.

What the hell?

Jesse Baby, you home?

- Wait I can explain I was with this guy all night

- Oh, really?

Then go home with him, Belle

I'm tired of hearing your apologies

First of all, don't take that tone with me

I ain't apologizing

Don't you be taking that tone

I've been waiting here all night

Hey, hey, hey I got this

I can handle this All right?

I can totally handle this

What's up, bro? How you doin', man?

Yeah

Here's the dilly, yo I know it seems weird

your girl hanging out

with the skinny,

pretty good-looking white dude

But, hey,

I'm a cop

The name's Detective Washburn

- At least let me explain

- Oh, no Not again

He's gonna give it back, right?

What's that sound?

Blowtorch

Blo-Blo... Blowtorch

Hey, Jesse

Thank you

Can I have my...

- At least let me explain

- Ow Man

Damn!

Man

- Always wanted a money clip

- What the hell was that?

- It was my badge

- You know what? Fine

Forget it

I'm just gonna let him cool off

- Hey, wait up

- I don't know you for seven hours, I lose my cab

my boyfriend

and my apartment

- You battin' a thousand, you know?

- Yeah

I mean, it's not enough you screw up

your own life, huh? This your place?

No I figured we'd stop here,

get something to eat

No I figured we'd stop here,

get something to eat

You actually have a girlfriend?

Ma!

- Ma

- Sweetheart

I love you I love you I love you

Ma, I brought company

- Oh.

- Hi

Nice catch

Jungle fever

- You know me

- Excuse me.

I'm not his girlfriend

I ain't even his friend

Mom, uh, Belle here

is a cabdriver

and she witnessed a bank robbery...

- She needs a place to stay

- Get in here! Come in

Come in

Oh, you must be starving

I have got the number of a joint

that makes

a General Tso's chicken...

It'll knock you

on your goddamn ass.

- Whoo!

- Your mom's drunk, huh?

Always

Where's my Daewoo?

Andy...

- did you do something to my car?

- Don't

- You busted

- Andy

Look at me, darling You didn't drive through

another bodega, did you?

- That was you?

- What? What?

That was you

on the cover of the post.

- You killed that parrot

- No

Mom, what'd I tell you about

talking official police business, all right?

- Sorry

- He had the mustache

I didn't recognize you at first

See...

They took his license away

There was the third car that he totaled

He even wrecked

one of those big armored machines,

you know, with the battering ram?

Who the hell gave him

one of those?

He just mowed down three mailboxes like that

That's a federal offense

- Mom

- Well, Andy is not a really strong driver

See, he had a really bad

experience when, uh...

he had his first

driving lesson

Driving lesson?

You call that a driving lesson?

- Mmm Yes

- Dad let go of the wheel and said

"You better steer or else

you're going to kill the whole family"

Yeah It was good for you

- We were going 90 I was six

- That's right

- And that's the way he taught you to swim

- I can't swim either

- Well...

- Can we drop it?

- Okay Sure

- Okay, Mom Lock it

Down your...

Down your brassiere it goes

Oh Mommy's getting

the spins

Whoo. That's it for me.

- That's it

- That's it for the kid.

Why don't you...

Take good care of this little girl

- Daddy will be so proud of you

- Mommy Thank you Come on

- Good night, sweetheart

- Good night, Mom

- Nice to meet you.

- Oh, nice to meet you too

- Yes Yes

- Oh, she'll be back

- Where's my-my drink?

- There it is

Don't forget that.

Mom, the bedroom's that way.

- Okay, sweetheart

- Or are you just getting the blender?

- Oh, yeah

- That's a... That's a 38-ounce blender

You know, it is

getting late

Do you wanna just crash at my place

until your dude cools off?

Like I have a choice

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