Teenage Caveman Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 2002
- 86 min
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What is that smell?
What smell?
There are so many smells. What is it?
Can l hear your heart beating?
-I bet you can even hear Sarah's.
-Amazing, isn't it? Try this one.
-That was Mark McGwire's ball!
-David! David, go.
Go rescue her, David.
Save the little princess.
You can't imagine.
I was deaf, dumb and blind before.
My God, the power! l feel like
l could tear this place apart.
Heather's dead! She went through
the same thing as you...
...except her body twisted inside out.
We'll take the human species to a new
level. Normal people can't survive.
For the human race
to continue, it must evolve.
You'll all understand.
Tell them, Neil.
We reproduce by passing on the virus.
We didn't think there was anyone to
pass it to until we found your tribe.
Some we'll make like us.
Others we'll leave...
...so they can repopulate the world.
At worst, they'll live
in greater comfort than ever.
At best, they'll be immortal.
-And if they don't want to?
-You're f***ing stupid!
I'm talking about
starting civilization over again.
We can make a world that's paradise
because we'll always rule it.
Sarah, just trust me.
Everything's gonna be fine.
-Baby, it's gonna be fine.
-And what happens to me now?
-I f***ed all the girls, except you.
-Oh, don't hurt us, we're monsters.
First, clamp down on this.
Pull the pin and toss it.
And gas is gonna come out.
-I can smell that from here.
-Flush your buddies out.
Give them a chance to surrender.
If they put up a fight....
-Put the gun down.
-When can l shoot?
-I don't want anyone hurt.
-Put it down.
They'll see reason.
-What if there's a storm?
-Mine's loaded.
-I want my own gun.
-We can detect storms before they hit.
-Plenty of time to find shelter.
-Relax, David.
-We're not out to hurt anyone.
-When do l get a gun?
When l say! Now get the f***
off my ass!
I ain't finished. Get here!
-When can l shoot?
-When l say so!
We leave tomorrow. Dismissed.
I got that, beautiful. Thank you.
-When can l shoot?
-Hey, get off my ass!
-F***.
-F*** what?
Boys, boys.
I know that you feel
like l betrayed you...
...but you don't understand.
This is incredible.
-Unless l die.
-There's no chance of that now.
You really believe that?
I don't want to. Does that matter?
-I'm making you immortal.
-No! You're forcing your will on me...
...because you think you know better.
Your father would be proud.
Judith wants to see you.
Both of you.
It's your time.
-You're gonna be hurting, girl.
-It's time.
-I'm doing this for you.
-Then kill me.
Hurry up, David. I want my turn.
We all want our turn.
What's the matter?
Now that l'm like you,
she doesn't do anything for me.
Poor boy. I've spoiled you.
You son of a b*tch! Go get her!
Oh, now you want me.
Now what am l gonna do with you?
Where's she at? l want her.
I smell p*ssy.
Come here.
Let me go. Let me go!
Time for what David couldn't do.
-F*** you!
-Shut up, b*tch!
F*** you!
What's that? You want a kiss?
Of course, sweetheart.
Don't tell anyone l give good head.
Did you see David?
Did your boyfriend run out on you?
Men are pigs.
Maybe Vincent saw him.
Goddamn it, where is Vincent?
-Right here.
-No.
He was attacking Sarah. You gave me no
choice. Tell them, you little b*tch.
He's lying.
He didn't have to kill him.
I did it for us, baby.
He was getting in the way.
-You killed my baby.
-I did it for us.
He was no good for you. All right?
Let me kill them
so it can be just you and me, baby.
I'll change. I promise.
I'll make you happy.
No!
You f***, you f***ed me up.
You stop it!
You f***ed my family.
I f***ing hate you!
You killed my baby.
Why did you have to do that?
-I f***ing hate you! l hate you!
-Stop! Stop, baby--
I'm so sorry, baby. Wake up.
Wake up, baby, please! Come on.
Don't leave me here, baby.
Wake up.
Baby, l would have changed.
I would have changed, baby.
This is their fault.
This is their fault.
Ah, sh*t!
Judith.
What are we gonna do?
Get out of here, Sarah.
Get out!
It's all right.
Whatever's in him is in me too.
Give her a monster f***.
Not easy to control, is it?
I was hoping we could have fun with
Sarah, but you want to stay human.
Humans are no longer relevant.
I guess Sarah and l will have
to party without you.
You okay there?
Rule number one:
We may be bad-asses...
...but we still need to breathe.
You're a looner.
Just a minute.
How's it hanging, David?
Sarah, where are you going?
I see you.
And even if l didn't, l'd smell your--
You f***!
F***!
Love makes you stupid!
Hey, freak!
Old world dead.
You killed her.
You killed Judith!
You f***, Sarah.
You slut!
You f***ing c*nt!
It's over.
They're dead.
All the monsters are dead.
You should go back to the tribe.
What are you talking about?
l want to stay with you.
I'm not like you.
We can't be together.
If we ever made love, you could die.
I'm taking the kids.
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