Teenage Caveman Page #4

everywhere.

You don't believe that predator story

any more than l do.

I can't believe it.

After my father used to hit me,

he'd always yell at me.

Blame it on me.

"Why did you make me do that?"

"Why don't you listen to me?"

He made it my fault.

That's what Neil

sounded like in there. My father.

What l don't understand is why didn't

they just let us die?

Why take us in and be so nice to us?

Why not just let us die in the storm?

I don't know. We need to figure it out

before Neil makes it our fault.

The worst thing you could do

is give me that predator bullshit.

I can smell. The funny thing is

the only smell was yours.

Baby, he was talking about

f***ing you.

I see. I'm supposed to sit there

and not react?

After 90 years l'm supposed to

just sit there?

You f***ing b*tch! And listen to

some caveboy talk about f***ing you?

Are you jealous?

ls that what this is?

You disgust me!

For the past 20 years,

touching you has turned my stomach.

-I thought of killing myself.

-Me too.

I tried it more than once.

There was no reason to go on!

-You disgust me!

-I heard that already.

You may think you were happy here...

...but all l know is, l've seen

you turn into a hollow, empty shell.

And living with you is like sleeping

next to a corpse!

-When those kids came along--

-I haven't seen the real Judith since!

The first time l saw her was when you

bitched about Sarah.

You've been putting on

this little act.

F***ing look at you,

like a bad " B" movie.

-You know that boy you killed?

-Yeah. I f***ing enjoyed it.

It's good you enjoyed it

because he reminded me of you.

Before you died inside!

Before you f***ed me and infected me

with this virus!

You volunteered for those experiments.

Or have you forgotten that part?

-You wanna say something?

-I swear, l'll kill myself!

Well, call it then, lady.

I love you, for chrissakes.

Leave me alone!

Baby, baby. Come on....

Do you understand me?

Now you leave me alone!

Do you understand?!

Yeah, l understand.

It's not that it doesn't hurt, David.

With my heightened senses...

...it hurts me worse

than it would hurt you.

Then, why are you doing it?

Oh, trying to remember...

...what it was like...

...when pain meant something.

Where are the others?

They wanted to be alone,

but l was in the mood for a drink.

Well, yea! Come, come.

Come play. Over here.

Time to get drunk.

Getting drunk with the boys.

-Oh, Cutty!

-I found it down in the warehouse.

-It's good.

-My favourite.

-Is it? You can have some if you want.

-I know.

To Joshua.

Some f***ing women.

Oh, let's not talk about women.

I haven't had sex with Judith

in 20 years.

20 years?

-20 years.

-Sarah's kind of been a b*tch too.

I noticed.

What do you see in that girl?

Come on, man.

I don't know.

She just doesn't want to have any fun.

-Yeah, what's up with that?

-I don't know.

-So, you're getting drunk?

-Yeah. I don't know what to do.

I just wanted to have a drink,

to kill the pain.

Been there, done that. Plan on doing

a hell of a lot more of it.

Oh, look, look.

I made this myself, right?

It's guaranteed to kill any pain.

But first l used to play this game

with my brother.

Oh, okay, so you go, you make your

throat, like, small and you go....

You clamp the top of your throat.

Like you're restricting your breath.

Oh, a natural.

So now, take a big breath in and

do it as long as you can.

-I got big lungs, so pace yourself.

-All right.

I can't do it.

You won.

-Oh, drugs.

-Drugs.

Looking to kill the pain. Look...

...since l'm such a nice guy,

l'll share this with you.

You're the only one l'd do this for.

There you go. Bye, pain.

You know what? lt's okay.

Get the f*** out of here.

-Judith, could l talk to you?

-Let me finish and l'll find you.

I shouldn't have bothered you.

I don't know what l was thinking.

Wait.

I can finish this later.

What's on your mind?

I don't wanna talk here,

Neil could walk in on us.

-Your heart's beating fast. You okay?

-I'm nervous.

The best method to pass the virus

is through intercourse...

...but oral sex is just as effective.

Elizabeth changed six hours

after infection.

The process killed her.

Studying her body

and comparing it to ours...

... will help us understand why

Neil and myself survive...

...and why others don't.

Sarah.

I can't wake Neil.

Neil!

F***!

You're scaring the kids.

-Dinosaurs.

-What?

We're dinosaurs...

...from a world that's dead and gone.

Watch this.

A priest and a rabbi

are outside a church...

...and a boy walks by and the

priest says " Let's f*** him" ...

...and the rabbi says

"Out of what?"

They'll never be like us

no matter what--

That's enough! Go pass out.

Good night.

We'll finish later.

-Elizabeth's dead because of sex?

-They make you see things.

They're trying to make us like them.

-They live forever. Sounds good.

-If you make it. Elizabeth didn't.

Her ribs burst out, her spine snapped!

-I had sex with one. I'm gonna die!

-No, Vincent did too.

If you had it, you'd already be dead.

All l know is that we have to get

the f*** out of here. F***!

Here's what we'll do.

I'll wreck the trucks so they

can't follow. Then we'll go.

Sarah, you and Heather stay here.

Vincent, if they come out

of their room, you gotta tell us.

-He said to stay.

-How long do we wait?

-I don't know.

-I'm freaking out. I'm scared.

You're okay. We're gonna get

out of here. You're not infected.

-Thank you, Sarah.

-Heather, you're hurting me!

-I'm sorry.

-You scared me.

-Heather's dead, just like Elizabeth.

-Sh*t!

Okay, we have to get out of here.

Let's wait a bit, then we'll

get out of here, okay?

They're all dead, David.

We could die too.

-Baby, don't say that.

-Why not? lt's true.

Even if l die today,

at least l'd be with you.

There'd only be one thing l'd regret.

-You sure?

-I can't die without making love to you.

Okay, look.

-You were Sarah.

-No, l made you think l was.

Think that little virgin

can f*** you like me?

How could you?

Let me get up.

Come out. Although you've

missed the best part.

Sarah, it's not what it looks like.

-Welcome to the group.

-How could you tell them?

-You're one of them.

-You've been initiated.

-How long?

-Earlier today.

I was scared, just like you.

But you'll see.

Nathaniel called me a runt.

Now l'm more powerful than him.

I can crush stones with my hands.

I will live forever.

I'm God!

Humanity's day is done.

If you're not like us,

there's no point. You'll find out.

-Or l'll die.

-If you do, what a way to go, huh?

-F*** you!

-Don't fight. It's already in you.

Sit down, brother.

Waiting's hard, so we thought

we'd help you out.

Good news:
We made an injection

to help you tolerate the change.

F*** you!

Bad news:
Live or die, you're

in a world of hurt, brother.

Enjoy the ride, David.

You're hurting!

You're hurting!

Ouch!

Oh, my God!

Is this what the world

looks like to you?

-It worked.

-The smell.

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