Teenage Caveman Page #3

et cetera, et cetera.

Easy. If you overdo it,

you'll be useless to me.

Yeah!

-I'm getting stripped.

-Oh, no.

-You see she's not one of the boys?

-Shut up.

What?

David, why don't you

kiss Sarah's neck?

-Bye-bye!

-No, l'll go with you.

David, come on!

You think you're too good for us?

Judith, relax. It's all new to them.

They're scared.

You're right.

You can do anything here.

It's okay to be scared. You get to do

what you want, or not. All right?

-All right.

-Have a good time!

But you know what? Sarah!

You're missing something

quite special...

...because sex with us is like nothing

you've ever f***ing imagined.

And our....

Our heightened senses will....

Ta-ta, darling!

Okay, guys.

Heather, you should lay down.

Get comfortable.

Yeah, take your clothes off.

There are no rules here!

No rules allowed.

He's a mess, isn't he, Judith?

-Yes, there we go!

-Whatever you call these things.

Whoa! The legend is true.

Pound for pound, it's the biggest dick

l've seen in years!

Thank you. Yeah, that's it.

Take her down. Lay her down gently.

That's it, Joshua.

Take it slow, fellas.

Ladies like to be touched softly.

Softly!

Wake up, man.

Be gentle to the lady.

-You hit me.

-I'll f***ing hit you.

It's your fault. I'm not

doing nothing. Just stay still.

I don't think you're doing it right!

-Give me the bottle. I don't want you.

-Your bottle?

What is wrong with you? You don't know

what you're f***ing doing!

-She's f***ing a child.

-It ain't over yet.

What are you doing?

Why don't you lay down?

-I'm gonna tell my mom.

-We'll talk to your mom later.

There you go!

Open the cap, motherf***er.

You ain't doing anything

to make me jealous.

-It's falling out.

-Let me show you.

-All right.

-He's not doing it right.

You want me to show you

what it's like?

Okay, spread your legs, darling.

I'll just do what Vincent wanted

to do. I'll show you how.

-Tell me if it hurts.

-What you looking at?

Back up a bit, Vincent. And stay quiet

and f***ing learn something.

-Man, l ain't gotta learn.

-Yeah, man!

-Okay, you ready?

-Yeah.

-You want a drink, Joshua?

-No.

-What's happening to him?

-Oh, my God!

-How do l take it off?

-You just push it together.

What are you doing?

Oh, God. That was fantastic. Thanks.

Yes!

Oh, God.

Take a load off, sweetheart.

Oh, honey, what's the matter?

I'm.... I'm sick.

My whole body hurts.

What's wrong with me?

I'm surprised it's happening so soon.

I took two days, you took a week.

It'll be a lot easier if you--

Oh, God.

Kids.

Joshua, wake up.

Oh, God, please don't hurt me.

We won't. We just like to watch.

Holy sh*t!

-Goddamn it.

-Oops.

Guys.

We can't find Elizabeth anywhere.

Maybe she went with Neil and Judith.

She's around somewhere.

This is serious.

She could be hurt or sick.

Or asleep.

With Neil and Judith.

Would you stop arguing

and help us go look?

Stop telling us what to do.

You sound like your father.

They said not to

wander around when she isn't here.

They'll help us find her.

Man, you missed out last night.

-I didn't know about that stuff.

-I did. I read Penthouse.

-Where's Elizabeth?

-Elizabeth's sick. Measles.

Measles?

She'll be fine. We have medicine.

But she had to be isolated.

See? lf we would've been

at the caves, she'd die.

But she'll be fine.

-I wanna see her.

-You want to get sick?

I'd like to see her too.

All right. But only one of you.

Neil, take Sarah.

And l'll get the medicine ready.

Did you hear the lady, David?

Why don't you follow me?

And we'll get a mask

so you don't get sick.

Come on.

Did you get anything from Sarah?

l got some from all the girls.

He's a man now too.

She's in here.

This is for your safety.

-What are you doing here?

-We were worried about you.

That's sweet. They say

l'll be here a while.

But they're taking good care of me.

-Are you all right?

-I feel dizzy.

We better get you out of here.

-Tell everyone l say hello.

-I will.

I'm going to the bedroom.

-How is she?

-I'm not sure.

What do you mean?

Well, she's sick, but she doesn't seem

that bad. She was smiling.

-She said to say hi.

-Told you.

Sorry we scared you.

-I know how you can make it up to us.

-Maybe this afternoon.

But just for you.

You idiot!

Why'd you let her turn around?

She saw me.

She didn't. She saw what you

wanted her to.

What did l say, motherf***er?

She saw me.

Even if she did, it was for,

what, two seconds?

-She'll think she imagined it.

-She's already sketchy.

-We planned this out so carefully.

-F*** our plans!

I'm tired of

walking around on eggshells.

If she gets too suspicious,

l'll kill her.

-How do you do that?

-It's easy for me.

I was a better hunter than

any of those bungholes.

-So, how was it with David?

-How was what?

I thought you were gonna f***.

We're not in the caves.

No one will stop us here.

-It was great. Ask Elizabeth.

-We can't get near her.

-What are you afraid of?

-I don't want to.

Why? You were there, you saw.

You weren't curious?

-No. I don't like them.

-Not even Judith?

Judith's every fantasy you can

imagine. Even the ones you can't.

-What's wrong?

-Something wrong with it?

-There's something wrong with you.

-I see the boys have found their toys.

You've worked up a sweat.

I hope you haven't

tired yourselves out.

Like the song, " Looking forward

to a little afternoon delight."

-I want some delight.

-They don't understand.

That's one good thing about

the end of the world.

-Are you coming?

-Sure. Bye.

You know where to find us

if you change your mind.

-Do you wanna go?

-I wanna be with you.

Oh, how cute.

-Not like that.

-When?

We do everything else.

I suck your dick.

You act like it's gonna

f***ing kill you.

I want meat.

I'm going hunting.

-I'm a hunter. Can l come?

-Yeah.

God, it's beautiful.

All the parts fit together perfectly.

Like a woman.

Like a beautiful woman.

If you want me to

leave you alone, say the word.

You know what l mean. It's just,

everything's so perfect here.

In the caves everything was about

surviving. Here it's about living.

I feel....

I've only been here a few days,

but l feel like l'm home.

I haven't felt that way since my

family died.

-You've been better to me than anyone.

-Listen, kid. Stop, okay?

And Judith! God, sex with her is like

nothing else in the world.

When we were stuck in the storms,

l thought l'd die a virgin.

Now, l'm in love with her.

She says l have a big cock.

And God, man, l didn't know

a woman could get so wet.

She tells me she wants it harder

or faster. Her sweat's--

Oh, no, no. No!

-Is he dead?

-Whoa.

-What happened?

-I told him about the predators.

I told him not to go off on his own.

I told all of you!

Why don't you listen? Huh?

Why don't you f***ing listen?

-What animal did that?

-Shut up!

I told you all. Why don't you

f***ing listen to me, motherfuckers?!

Or look what happens to your friend.

He wore these goddamn things

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