Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Page #2

Mitsu is in great danger.

Mits-who?

Yes, Mitsu. She is

the woman who leads...

the rebellion against my father.

She is the most courageous

and beautiful woman...

Yeah, we get the picture.

Can we go now?

Enough Mitsu already.

T-minus two minutes

and counting.

Let's go, Mikey.

What?

Why are you wearing shorts?

Kenshin switched with April

and got her clothes.

Yeah, so?

So this is for whoever

comes through in my place...

so they won't arrive

bare-butt naked.

I got three more pairs.

No!

We have no time for this

scientific debate.

Yes, master.

Come on, guys, let's go.

It's time.

Kids.

The inscription says,

"Open wide the gates of time."

All right already.

Let's go!

Go with care, my sons,

and return with swiftness.

We will not fail you,

Master Splinter.

OK, guys.

Hold on now.

Here we go.

It's starting to work.

Hang on!

Make sure your tray tables...

are in their full

upright positions!

Hang on to your shells, dudes!

This is very bad.

They are not four priests.

They are my father's

honor guard.

The scepter was

not in the temple.

There must have been a battle.

I knew it.

I'm missing all the fun.

Where are the priests?

Where's the temple?

Talk about your quantum leap.

Hey, dudes, check it out!

We're in "Shogun"!

Hey, where'd we get

these clothes?

These guys are pretty serious.

How do you steer this thing?

There's no steering

wheel on mine.

You're lucky! Mine doesn't

even have a head!

Watch out for the people!

Don't these things

ever run out of gas?

I think I swallowed a frog.

Hope it wasn't an ancestor.

That was fun.

Well, at least

the time travel worked.

We're here five minutes,

and already we lost...

one brother,

the magic scepter...

Our dignity...

And no April.

Hey, where's Mikey?

Last time I saw him,

he was doing this...

Jeez, what else could happen?

Whoa, Buttermilk!

Good horsey! Good horsey!

Who turned out the lights?

I think I saw this

on "Bonanza" once.

OK, boys, who's first in line?

Come on.

Ancient wusses.

Even here, you find me.

Put down your sword, Kenshin.

They are not enemies,

only lost warriors...

like yourself.

So far this disguise

has worked...

but we're turtles,

not honor guards.

Thanks for pointing

that out, Leo.

That would explain

the large shell on my back.

Well, you don't have

to be so sarcastic.

Well, I'm sorry, Leo,

but that's my nature.

You see, Walker,

we do not need your help.

We're victorious

without your guns.

Today my honor guard carried

my own secret weapon.

Really? Well,

that's very good news.

Where are my honor guards?

Murata, find my honor guards.

Yes!

Now! Right away!

You!

Come here. Now!

I told you these outfits

would get us into trouble.

Let's go.

Blend in.

Yeah, right.

They're coming.

They're behind the wagon.

Step aside!

Where are they?

Go! Idiot!

It's very impressive, my lord.

This is very bad.

Well, they fell for it.

Shh! Keep it down, Leo.

So they've gone missing.

I mean, war does have a habit

of doing that to people.

It's time to look to the future.

You do not understand.

My honor guard carried...

a sacred family relic

to ensure victory.

Ah, yes, the golden scepter.

Well, one does hear things.

Secrets leak like

a stink from a dead pig.

You certainly can

turn a phrase, my lord.

Listen to me, Daimyo.

Guns ensure victory...

not some ancestral

good-luck charm.

You are wrong.

If the scepter's lost,

my clan is lost...

and you, Walker,

will have no one...

to trade with but yourself.

Niles!

Captain?

Bring me the woman.

Come on, guys.

Let's find the temple.

Maybe April's still in there.

Boy, Kenshin's dad

must be seriously rich.

I think I saw this place...

on "Lifestyles of the

Rich and Dangerous."

"Bring me the woman, Niles."

"Lick my boots, Niles."

"Feed my birds, Niles."

What's next,

roll over and play dead?

What are you looking at,

you ugly lump of dung?

What?

Dung, huh?

You dirty... I oughta...

Later, Popeye.

I'm going to get that guy!

You hear what he called me, Leo?

Yeah, an ugly lump of dung.

Well, that was an insult, Leo.

Not necessarily, Raph.

Did you know that

in some countries...

dung is used as a fuel source?

Thanks, Don.

Hi-o, wasabi.

Hello, mustard?

OK, so my Japanese

is a little rusty.

Suzuki, Kawasaki.

How about sayonara?

- That'll work.

- Ciao.

- Adios.

- See you later.

It's me again, Fatso-san.

Open up.

Hurry up!

Woman!

We want woman.

Move it, you sot!

He's not man enough

to do anything.

There they are...

the Three Stooges.

Larry, Curly, and Moe.

Get her down, you fat sot!

Beat it.

See you later.

Don't ruffle

me little duck's feathers.

I want her for myself.

Hurry up!

It's wet willy time, Moe.

Wet... what-um?

What a maroon!

Hey, what's up, April?

Oh, hi, April.

Yo, April.

Raph? Leo?

Boy, some vacation!

I'd fire my travel agent.

Not me.

I think it's cool.

Hey, fat boy.

Yeah, get him in there.

Hey, don't forget

to pack a lunch.

As a matter of fact, pack three.

Wow, he can actually

lift that thing.

That's impressive.

Hey, hello?

Nice clothes, April.

What? Would somebody

please tell me...

what the heck is

going on around here?

Well, relax, April.

It's just your ordinary...

time-travel-equal-mass-

displacement kind of thing.

Yeah, what he said.

So let's get out of here... now!

Be nice, brave miss!

Miss, cut me loose.

They'll hang me here.

This is my favorite part!

Come on!

Next.

I know I'm going to regret this.

Hey, come and get me. Come on!

Watch your head.

Well, come on! Hurry!

Hey, think these guys...

have ever seen

a pinball machine before?

Watch. Throw them to me.

Boing! Tilt!

Fight's over.

We're closed.

These guys are really pushy.

They don't know when to quit.

What are you doing, April?

Come on! I think

I found a way out.

Obviously not

the age of chivalry.

Come on!

Go! We're right behind you!

Not another sewer!

I'll be back.

Garbage!

Boy, do I hate spinach.

Raph?

Well...

I'm in there. Donny?

Mud wrestling is definitely

a spectator sport.

Gross.

Grosser.

April!

Here.

Help me up.

All right. I'm coming.

On my way over.

A little mud, no problem.

Help me.

Wait, wait.

I'm getting...

This was the worst rescue

I have ever had.

Help! I'm a turtle,

and I can't get up!

Thanks.

We'd better get out of here.

Look on the bright side, April.

We could've fallen into a big,

greasy, smelly pile of...

Don't even say it, Don!

Hello?

Oh, hello.

Oh, that hurts.

What a head popper!

Boy! Earth to me.

God, my neck hurts.

My spots hurt.

Even my bandanna hurts.

Hey, little one.

Hey, where am I?

Mikey!

Yo, Michaelangelo!

Hey, Mikey!

Much better.

- A leg-o-rama.

- Yeah, I'll say.

Hey! I'm allowed.

I'm on vacation.

Right.

- Absolutely.

- Absolutely.

- Schwing!

- Schwing!

Hey, Leo.

Look at this water.

I don't see anything.

Exactly!

No tires, no beer cans,

no dead fish...

just water...

clean, clear,

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