Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Page #3

beautiful water.

Nature! I love it!

Makes me want to...

I don't know,

migrate or something.

Turtles don't migrate, Raph.

Birds do.

Hey, I got a beak, don't I?

- OK, turtles, let's move out.

- You bet.

Ambush!

Here comes trouble, guys.

One... and a two!

Enjoy your swim, fellas.

Miss me?

You like baseball here?

Strike one!

Strike two!

You're out of there.

I love that game.

OK. I've had enough.

Come on, Jack!

It's hammer time.

Missed!

Here, hold these.

Thank you.

Dance?

What?

No, no, no, lady.

That ain't nice.

Hey, who blew the whistle?

Hey, look!

Hey, we're friends.

We're here to find

our brother, that's all.

Hey, I don't kiss

on the first date, lady.

Raph, give it a rest, will you?

Don't be afraid.

You are just like

the other one.

Say what?

The other one?

Mikey?

- What?

- Bingo!

Most excellent!

Get down with

your turtle self.

They say your friends

are devils or demons.

Hey, pal, you got

a relative in Brooklyn?

I figure they're mercenaries

in disguise...

come to help the rebels.

Invaders from the north.

My village!

Mikey!

Find Kenshin!

Fire over their heads and burn

this place to the ground!

There's a reward for the man

who brings me the scepter!

Go!

Burn it!

Go!

Yoshi!

Gunfire?

Better cover the melon.

I got to get out of here!

Burn it to the ground!

It's one of them honor guards.

There's a reward for him.

Greetings from Her Majesty.

My heroes!

Wait!

I'm really a beautiful princess

in disguise.

Oh, swords.

Break the spell!

Give me a kiss!

A monster!

What?

Bright green!

What do you mean, a monster?

Which way did they go?

Excuse me, Niles.

Shouldn't you be trying

to scare somebody?

But there's a demon

up the road, Captain...

a wild beast

with the body of a man...

and the head

of the devil himself.

Listen to me,

you cretinous idiot...

it's nothing but a Samurai...

wearing one of his

ridiculous masks.

- But...

- Shut up!

Get on with it!

What the...

Clint Eastwood?

Hey, Butch.

Don't you know

westerns are dead?

Speaking of dead...

I'll save you, Captain.

Hi there.

You see, when I said

westerns were dead...

what I meant was, uh...

well, they're not dead.

'cause I forgot about Clint.

You look a lot like Clint,

yes, you do.

Wet willy.

Sorry, Captain!

Dudes!

Most excellent timing!

Split up!

Hold it right there, Zorro dude!

He's getting away!

Wimp!

Captain, don't leave me here!

Wait for...

Help! Grandfather, help!

- Yoshi!

- Help!

- Grandfather, help!

- Easy, easy.

Yoshi!

Grandson!

Stay right here.

I don't think I'm cut out

for this hero stuff.

Michaelangelo!

Drink some water.

What's going on?

Well, here I go!

I don't believe it!

He went in!

Mikey, no!

We've got to do something!

Kurt Russell,

eat your heart out.

I think he's going to be OK.

Are you all right?

You scared me half to death.

Scared me half to death.

I can't believe you did that!

You're a hero!

He has no life in him!

What's going on?

Give him to me.

Let me take him, please.

Keep everyone back.

Stay back, everyone.

Give the guy some room.

- Give me some room.

- Give him some room!

Everybody get back.

No, wait.

Let him try.

No! He's casting an evil spell.

No, it's not an evil spell.

He's helping.

Keep back, everyone.

I need more time.

Help him out.

Come on, Leo. You can do it.

One, two, three, four, five.

One, two, three...

That a boy, Leo.

- He did it!

- All right!

You're going to be OK, Yoshi.

Here you go.

- Outstanding, dude!

- Thanks.

I just hope these village people

won't be afraid of us anymore.

Well, it's a start.

Your men showed

lack of courage today.

They were frightened

by the demons, as were your men.

Is that so?

Walker...

Look.

Tell me...

were the demons today not men?

Real demons?

I don't know.

Old priests say once before,

demons defeated my ancestors.

Now they've come back for me.

I agree to your price.

Guns for silver and silk.

Guns for gold.

Now there are demons.

Before there were just men.

My cannons can destroy

these monsters, my lord.

You can rewrite history.

And I can rewrite you.

Clothesline!

Wipeout!

Hi-yo, Silver!

Oh, horse.

Hey, horsey!

Somebody dial 911.

Medic!

You thirsty?

My butt.

You didn't find

the scepter, did you?

Nah. It's history.

Adios, amigos.

You know, sometimes

I hate that guy.

Let's see...

Wait. Let's just

hold it here, OK?

If the scepter

wasn't in the woods...

maybe the Daimyo has it.

No. He's been

looking for it, too.

So what are we going to do?

How are we going to get home?

Wait!

Fellas, listen.

Are you sure this isn't

a dumb thing to do?

No, it's a smart thing to do.

Losing the old scepter

was a dumb thing to do.

I didn't lose it, OK?

Excuse me.

What?

I don't mean to spoil

your little party here.

This is your plan?

You don't mean... you're

not seriously suggesting...

that Donatello is

going to make...

an incredibly arcane time

travel machine, are you?

Totally bogus.

Really stupid.

Well, that's a relief.

No, that guy's going to make it.

He's good with his hands.

What?

Come on, April.

Where are you going?

To find an apartment.

I have a feeling...

we're going to be here

for a very long time.

An apartment?

Are there apartments in Japan?

What do I look like,

a real estate agent?

What about condos

and time-shares?

Take me with you.

Where? New York?

No. You wouldn't fit in.

I mean... well, actually,

you would fit in.

But you wouldn't

really fit in...

you know what I mean?

You could teach me.

No, I couldn't.

Look, Whit... l'm going back

real soon and...

I don't want to have

this conversation, OK?

Take whatever you guys

need, all right?

Hey, Ken.

Maybe you ought to try

a little decaf?

Kenshin is unhappy.

He believes they will

never get home.

It ain't exactly

a quick jaunt...

across the Brooklyn Bridge,

is it?

Hey, Ken.

You know, maybe you

ought to try...

a little herbal, Ken-man,

know what I mean?

We can't wait for your sons!

Mitsu needs me now.

The scepter.

Please!

Can you believe it?

We're not even

in the playoffs yet.

The space-time continuum...

will be out of phase

after sixty hours.

Pick up the pace, Smithy-san.

We gotta have that scepter

done by tonight.

No.

What?

You know, there is one...

O sole mio

We're talking franchises

here, bud.

All you got to do

is keep your delivery...

to under thirty minutes.

Let's see what we got here.

Pizza.

Got that, dude?

Pizza.

Frisbee. Also cool.

Who frisbeed me in the face?

I'm out of here.

Why, I ought to...

It was Mike with the thing

and the lady.

Hey, chill.

What is this,

the Geraldo Show?

You got to learn to control

that temper, guy.

Did I say that?

We're practicing

fighting the Daimyo.

Fight the Daimyo?

Hold on here.

Fighting's for grown-ups...

and that's only if you

got no other choice.

You guys are kids.

You should be out...

you should be out having fun,

flying those things.

Come on. We can do it together.

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