Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Page #4

You could teach me.

Fun is for children.

And what, you're

a senior citizen?

Come on!

It'll be easy.

What did you say your name was?

Yoshi.

You and your buddies

grab those kites...

and I'll join you later.

Kids.

Yoshi! Wait up!

Hey! I think I'm getting this.

Yoshi, what do you think?

Look at that.

Lord Norinaga

accepts your price.

Guns for gold.

Tell the Daimyo

to prepare the papers.

Sorry.

I guess you want

to be alone, huh?

I was asking the gods

to protect someone.

Kenshin?

He's, like, your beau, huh?

You know him?

Sort of.

He kinda went on a cosmic cruise

and dropped in on us.

But don't worry.

He'll be back...

as soon as we leave.

I promise.

How do you know this?

Well...

it's a kappa kind of thing.

So... what's your sign?

Man!

- Hockey.

- Hockey.

I guess it's time for

a little cultural exchange...

if you know what I mean.

OK, guys.

Let's play a little hockey.

Hockey?

Take your best shot.

Come on.

Just like you saw on TV.

Remember?

Hey. Good.

All right.

OK. I can work with that.

Good.

Tomorrow, Walker,

we will use your guns.

My pleasure.

Walker.

My dungeon's very crowded.

Well, then it would

only be humane...

not to take any more

prisoners then, wouldn't it?

You'll just have to kill

everybody.

What do you hear, sensei?

Danger.

Mitsu.

What is it?

Mitsu, I bring bad news

from the castle.

It's two hours to midnight.

I sure hope this works.

Yes.

Why, this is perfect.

What if this doesn't

work, dudes?

What if we make like

a cosmic U-turn...

and end up back

in Godzilla land?

We don't have a choice,

unless you want to stay here.

Well, maybe we should.

Hold it.

Yeah, right. Now,

forget about Mitsu...

and give me the scepter

before you...

Hey! Raph!

Give me back the scepter...

Give it over here!

- Nice going.

- Butterfingers.

What next?

The Daimyo is coming

in the morning...

with Walker and guns.

Great.

Oh, God, man.

Hey, Yoshi.

You awake, buddy?

What's the matter,

little man?

What's up with those tears?

What's going on here?

Nothing.

Nothing, huh?

Well, too bad.

'Cause if something

was bothering you...

I got a little present

here to cheer you up.

It's called a yo-yo.

It's yours.

I made it for you.

I was going to give it

to you tomorrow...

but, you know, things

might get a little nuts.

I might forget.

You fight Daimyo in the morning?

OK, so tomorrow afternoon...

I'll teach you some tricks

on your yo-yo.

OK, buddy?

Tomorrow you might die.

Yeah. OK, Yoshi,

you listen to me.

Tomorrow morning,

you and your buddies...

go up into the mountains

and you play, you hear me?

No matter what happens.

I cannot let you die,

Raphael-san.

Don't worry, kid.

Nobody's going to die.

Hey, Yoshi, come on.

Where you going?

It's late already.

Get yourself to bed.

What are you doing?

Yoshi, this isn't playtime.

Your sister's going to kill me.

What do you got?

For you, Raphael-san.

You didn't have to.

I find in the woods.

Now you and the other

kappa can go home.

Now you no die.

Son of a snapper!

I found it!

Look at this.

It was here the whole time.

It was under the house.

Our little brother put it there.

Mondo surprise!

We're set.

Let me see that.

Careful, now!

Easy, guys.

- Is it the one?

- That's the one.

Look, it's the scepter.

Oh, God.

I can't believe it.

So you see, as long as we

didn't have the scepter...

we had no choice

but to stay and fight.

Right?

You mean, we were set up?

- Uncool.

- Very uncool.

Mitsu.

Is that for real?

The vibes in here

just turned bad.

Let's split.

Wait! I am the one.

Please. I am the one...

who told my grandson

to hide the scepter.

What?

I want you to fight, not Mitsu.

- Come on, guys!

- Let's go! Move it!

Evening.

Let me at him!

Mikey, stay back.

Calm down, man.

Give me the scepter,

my little green friends.

No! Kill him!

Raph, give me the scepter.

Man!

Bring Kenshin

to the castle tonight.

You'll get her back.

Come morning,

I was you, I'd be gone.

He's riding off.

Guys, we got to do something.

I apologize for this crude

interruption, Daimyo...

but perhaps this little bird

will sing for your supper.

Why have you stolen my son?

I do not have your son.

He's gone on a magic journey.

Only the scepter

can bring him back.

You are lying.

You have them both.

I have nothing.

He has the scepter.

Not as chirpy as I'd hoped.

Niles.

Come on.

Come on!

Get out!

Out!

Take her away!

Come on! Move it!

How did you capture

such a woman?

The same way you capture

any wild animal.

By setting a trap.

I don't have it.

Equal partners.

Right? I'm not

your spy anymore.

I want to see the Daimyo.

Easy with the hands.

Another little birdie

come home to roost.

Well, April's inside.

Now it's up to us.

Is this what they mean

by getting totally vertical?

Turtles... it's not just a job.

It's an adventure.

Meow, dude!

His chin's landed on my foot.

Sayonara, blubber butt.

Mitsu!

How's it hanging, babe?

Michaelangelo.

Sorry about the crack

about the bad vibes.

You got great vibes.

Quickly.

We must free the others.

Hey, Whit!

Well, well, well.

Miss O'Neil.

My partner Mr. Whit and I were

just discussing your future.

Let me tell you something

about your partner here.

He's scum.

He's the lowest scum

of the earth.

No, you know something?

He's lower than scum.

He gives scum a bad name.

Of course he does.

That's why I hired him.

Take her away.

Now, wait a minute.

I have information

about the Daimyo's son.

I think she's

telling the truth.

Really? Well, I don't

pay you to think, do I?

I pay you to lie,

cheat, and steal.

So why don't you go

down to the harbor...

and bring back the men

and their guns?

Guns?

Maybe she's up here.

Nice and light now.

Love the artwork.

Reservations for five?

Under "T" maybe?

Come on! Let's go!

Move it!

That's OK, fellas.

We'll find a table ourselves.

Little log there.

Everything looks cool up here.

Come on.

Clear on the right.

Clear on the left.

Hey, you guys.

Check it out.

- Ancient us.

- Trippy.

"The battle of the

thousand swords."

Four demons defeated

the Daimyo and his army.

Definitely family.

Looks like me, but it's

got Raph's beak.

But it was only a legend.

- Dudes, we're legends!

- Hey, cool!

I like it.

Wayne Newton.

You.

You were expecting maybe

the Addams family?

Good one.

You have come back.

Yeah, we like to drop in...

about every three

or four centuries.

Yeah, and it looks like

you're having a rough day...

so give us the scepter back

and we'll get out of here.

You have disgraced my ancestor,

but you will not disgrace me.

I'm willing to die.

Kill them.

We will both die, but only

one of us with honor.

Are we out of the loop here

or what?

Chill, dude!

You OK?

Mikey, watch out!

Oh, he who dings

the shell must pay!

Your turn!

One, two, three, and kick!

Good night!

Bases loaded.

Home run!

Leapfrog!

Triple play!

Hello.

Good-bye.

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