Temps Page #4
how many f***ing times
did I tell you to wrap it up?
You're lucky it was a baby
and not aids.
Yeah, well, I...
I kind of wanted this one.
But, anyway, what's going on
with you, man?
You working, what are you doing?
- Oh, yeah, yeah! You know,
working... oops, sh*t!
Working on not working.
Working on getting
to a mountain each season.
Hey, so, you know,
I was gonna go get a drink.
You should come out with.
-Oh... No, I can't.
I, uh, I gotta get Claudia down.
It's past her bedtime.
-Bedtime? It's like...
-naptime, you know.
- Not really.
- Babies take naps.
- Yeah.
Well, maybe another time then.
We'll go out for a...
You know,
Curtis would love to see you.
Speaking of, do you ever
see will or Nicholas or...
- oh, yeah, yeah.
They're... they're both married.
Will's working on kid
number two.
- What?!
- Yeah, I know.
- What?! Married?!
- Yeah.
- Kids? What...
What happened to you guys?
You all get, like, abducted
by aliens or something?
- Oh, no, we just kind
of grew up, you know.
You know what?
Let me get a picture
of you, too.
The guys are not gonna believe
how much you have not changed.
-Yeah. How about this?
Sun's out, guns out.
Do this.
- Oh, yeah, yeah!
Classic Chucky.
Oh, so stupid.
- It's like old times.
You get it?!
- That's awesome!
Oh, man.
Well, I gotta get out of here,
but good to see you.
- Yeah, totally.
- Say hi to Curtis.
Tell him I remember
he owes me 40 bucks.
- Dude, he's gonna flip.
- Yeah.
All right, see ya.
- Oh, hey, um...
Speaking of, do you think
I could borrow, like, 20 bucks?
- 30 different strands
of chlamydia?
-He was exaggerating.
It was one summer, I got it,
like, twice.
It's not a big deal.
It was like 10 years ago.
- I don't want you hanging out
with him.
- Okay, well, you don't have
to worry about it.
- Hello.
- Hey.
-Unironic knuckle bump.
- What are we moronically
knuckle-bumping to?
- Unironically knuckle-bumping
to the somebody here
who got a real job today.
- What?!
- Yeah.
It's only
an entry-level position,
but it's full-time
with benefits and a key fob!
- I didn't even know
that you were looking or...
Full-time, huh?
- Yeah!
Yeah, I just put it out
into the universe,
then I ran into
this old friend of mine.
Her company was looking,
and the next thing you know...
Key fob!
- Sweet.
Soon you'll be able
to afford some ATV's
and jet skis you'll never use.
-What are you talking about?
-I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
This is exciting.
Come here. Come here.
Mmm!
-Mwah!
Oh.
You don't want to be a temp
for the rest of your life,
do you?
-What?
-Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, what's her name?
- Dad.
- Oh, sounds hot.
- I need to go
get something from him.
- Does this mean
I get to meet your dad?
-No.
- There's my boy!
How are the slopes?!
-Gonna find out.
-Come aboard, come aboard.
- Oh.
- Tricky.
- Oh.
- Mind if I vape?
I got a sweet little
personal-use grow-op topside.
For my migraines
and anxieties... totally legal.
But...
I lace it with a hint of opium.
Not as legal.
Dad, it's 10:
30 in the morning.- Well, what is you kids say,
it's 4:
20 somewhere.-Oh, no. Thank you.
-Anyway.
-Oh.
Uh, it's from you grandma.
And then...
I had to borrow,
like, 40 bucks out of there
-It's... it's fine.
Dad?
Dad?
- Oh, my god, man.
Where's my manners.
Let me give you the grand tour.
Um...
Uh, there's the kitchenette,
um... The microwave oven,
toaster oven, range top.
And here's my bedroom.
Motion of the ocean,
it's like sleeping in the womb.
And then through the kitchenette
is the freedom room.
That's for... Open debate
and discourse
and just vegging out.
Plus, I got directv,
so I watch "whale wars."
- Well, it is
a very lovely home... Boat.
- When Jeffy's mom left,
my whole perspective changed.
And I just looked around,
and I thought,
hanging on the wall
mean anything?
Does Volvo's safety record
mean anything?"
I'm 15 years into
a 30-year mortgage
and who cares?!
It's prison.
And little Jeffy sprouted
his little wings,
flew the Coop, and that was it.
I just...
Didn't need to own anything,
didn't need to be anywhere,
so I had a friend,
he had a boat,
and I'm living the dream
for $375 a month,
plus I gotta scrape
the barnacles off.
- Okay, we gotta go, dad.
- Yeah, me, too.
Don't be a stranger, okay,
unless that's your thing.
All right, how about a hug.
- Oh.
- Mm!
-So nice to meet you.
-Oh, my god. That feels good!
Dang. Seriously.
What do you gotta do
to score a fox like you?
-Easy.
- By left,
he meant left this earth.
My mother's dead.
-I'm sorry.
-It was a long time ago.
Should have just told you
earlier.
I don't know why I didn't.
-It's okay.
- Yeah, thank god I only have
to see him once a month.
You know...
- Yes.
-No. Mnh-mnh.
- Are you sure he can't hear us?
- Oh, no,
he can definitely hear us,
I just told him not to listen.
- Oh, no, I... no, no.
I can't do this.
- What do you mean you can't
do this? Yes, you can.
- I can't do this.
- Yes, you can totally do this.
You can absolutely...
- no.
- Oh, come on. You can do it
in the bathroom of a bar
or in the broom closet
of an office or in the car,
but you can't do it
with little Curtis around.
-No, no, listen... listen.
- Mm-hmm.
- They were strangers.
I know Curtis,
I have to see him again.
-Want to go to your place?
- I would,
but it's after midnight
and I have to work tomorrow.
-Yeah, so?
-Hey, hey, listen.
How about I just a rain check
for when Curtis is out of town
or something.
-Fine, blue-ball me.
- Ew.
Never, ever say that again.
-Oh, don't ever do it again.
- Oh, by the way,
what are you doing on Saturday?
- Nothing, I don't think.
- Good.
'Cause I plus-oned you to
this girl, Miranda's, wedding.
I just started working with her,
so it's kind of weird
that I even got an invite,
but not surprising seeing
as though
I get invited to everybody's
wedding,
this being the sixth
of the year.
- You plus-oned me to a...
To a wedding?
- Yeah, free food, an open bar,
I figured you wouldn't mind.
- You can't just plus-one
somebody to a wedding
without asking
if they're available first.
- I'm sorry, I didn't think
it would be a thing.
- To... to a wedding?
To a work person's wedding,
and you think
I want to go hang out
with a bunch of stiffs
I have nothing in common with?
- Okay, first of all, they're not
stiffs, they're my friends.
- Oh, and what do you do,
friend of Stephanie's?
Oh, I fill in for you a**holes
for about 1/10 of your salary
whenever one of you has
a stress-related heart attack
on your way to an early grave.
- Wow, sometimes you can be
such a sad, judgy dick.
- I'm a dick?
- Uh-huh!
- You're the one
who plus-oned me to a wedding
without even asking
if I was available first.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
I should have asked.
- Shocking people
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