Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Page #8

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Nooo!

Ow!

F***! My f***in' horn!

- Oh, no!

- From whence you came...

you shall remain,

until you are complete again!

Nooo!

F*** you, Kage!

And f*** you, Jables.

I'll get you, Tenacious D!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

We did it, dude.

We beat the Devil.

With our rock.

Ha ha ha! So good.

Aaah, man, that was

a monster jam that we played.

Yeah. Yeah.

It was, like,

the greatest song in the world.

It was, wasn't it?

- How did it go?

- Um...

- I can't remember.

- F***. I can't either.

You know what? Let's just

lay down a fresh, tasty jam.

Good idea, rage Kage.

- Bust out the BOD.

- What?

The Bong of Destiny.

Good call.

Whoa.

Take it to the head, b*tch.

Draws like a pencil.

Press record.

Ooooh!

- Ha ha ha!

- Yeah!

Now let's rock it.

One, two, three.

## 'Cause it's

the Pick of Destiny, child ##

## You know we will be rockin'

'cause it's f***in' insane ##

## lt's just the Pick of Destiny, child ##

## More precious than

a diamond on a platinum chain ##

## In Venice Beach

there was a man named Kage ##

## When he was buskin'

he was all the rage ##

## He met Jables

and he taught him well ##

## All the techniques

that were developed in Hell ##

## Cock push-ups

and the power slide ##

## Gig simulation,

now there's nowhere to hide ##

## They formed a band

they named Tenacious D ##

## And then they got

the Pick of Destiny ##

## 'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child ##

## You know we will be rockin'

'cause it's f***in' insane ##

## lt's just the Pick of Destiny, child ##

## Our tasty grooves are better

than a chicken chow mein ##

## 'Cause he who is sleazy

is easy to pleasey ##

## And she who is juicy

must be loosey-goosey ##

## And he who is groovy will

be in my movie so come on! ##

## The wizard and the demon

had a battle royale ##

## The demon almost killed him

with an evil kapow ##

## But then it broke his tooth

and thus the demon said, "Ow!" ##

## 'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child ##

## You know we will be rockin'

'cause it's f***in' insane ##

## lt's just the Pick of Destiny, child ##

## You know our movie's

better than-a Citizen Kane ##

## 'Cause he who's a geezer

must live in my freezer ##

## And she who is snarky

is full of malarkey ##

## And he who is groovy must

be in my movie so come on! ##

## Oh, 'cause if you're a diva

then go to Geneva ##

## And if you're a crony

then suck on my boney ##

## And if you are groovy

then get in my movie ##

## lt's called the Pick of Destiny ##

## The Pick of Destiny ##

## The Pick of Destiny ##

## You can't kill the metal ##

## The metal will live on ##

## Punk rock tried to kill the metal ##

## But they failed as they

were smite to the ground ##

## New wave tried to kill the metal ##

## But they failed as they were

stricken down to the ground ##

## Grunge tried to kill the metal ##

Ah ha ha ha!

## They failed as they were

thrown to the ground ##

## Aaaah! ##

## Yeah! ##

## Aaaah! ##

## Yeah! ##

## Diddle-iddle-iddle,

diddle-iddle-iddle, iddle-ay ##

## No one can destroy the metal ##

## The metal will strike you down

with a vicious blow ##

## We are the vanquished foes of the metal ##

## We tried to win,

for why we do not know ##

## New wave

tried to destroy the metal ##

## But the metal had its way ##

## Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal ##

## But metal was in the way ##

## Punk rock tried to destroy the metal ##

## But metal was much too strong ##

## Techno tried to defile the metal ##

## But techno was proven wrong, yeah! ##

## Metal! ##

## lt comes from Hell! ##

All right, man.

This is it.

Don't make a sound

unless it's a masterpiece.

Not a f***in' sound.

Wait.

How will I know if it's a masterpiece?

You'll feel it.

And if you feel it,

just f***in' lay it on me.

Aaah!

OK.

Thought I felt somethin'.

Let's hear that back.

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