Tenure Page #8

of Herb-Erect

In the parking lot.

Free of charge.

First come, first served.

[Overlapping chatter]

WOMAN:
B-9?

That's B-9.

[Shouting]

Come here, you.

Hey.

I'm proud of you.

You made the right

decision, buddy.

Thanks, Jay.

Thank you.

Dude, do you think

I can keep this mug?

I know it was a gift,

but I was...

I, uh...

Oh, hold on a second.

Sorry. Excuse me.

Hi.

Hi.

Congratulations,

Charlie.

Thank you.

I'm sorry I'm late.

No, I'm really glad

you came.

Um, can I get you

something?

Yeah.

Good to see you.

Good to see you, too.

So... are you ever

gonna introduce me

To your girlfriend?

Oh, this isn't

my girlfriend, Dad.

This is Elaine Grasso.

Hi.

Hi.

You like my son?

Yes.

Are you single?

Yes. Heh.

Really?

What about Warren?

I'm single.

Well, then,

it's settled.

I hope to see you

again, Elaine.

Me, too.

[Laughs]

Excuse me.

Not at all.

So, what happened

to Warren?

Um, honestly,

I think Warren

happened to Warren.

Yeah. Heh.

[Laughs]

Well, don't worry,.

Grey College is chock full

of eligible bachelors.

Hmm.

Well...

I'm not worried.

[School bell rings]

Good morning.

I'm Charlie Thurber.

I'm your new English teacher.

I, uh, I used to teach

at Grey College

Down the road.

So, why do you

want to teach us?

Well, uh...

I don't know.

It's the only thing

I'm good at.

[Kids laugh]

No, it really is.

So...

[Dialogue fades out]

[ Dean and Britta:

Ginger Snaps]

MAN:

When the cowboy sings

WOMAN:

When the Saturn rings

When the ginger snaps

When the thunder claps

You can cut my hair

You can fill my cup

You can tell me lies

You can make it up

BOTH:
We're gonna make it

after all

I don't need to know

Who's right or wrong

It's not a crime

To change your mind

When the kitchen sinks

When the sugar winks

When the doctor calls

When Niagara falls

I'm a wayward Tom

I'm a silver streak

And the walls have ears

But the walls don't speak

We're gonna make it

after all

I don't need to know

who's right or wrong

It's not a crime

To change your mind

Don't need to know

Don't need to know

Don't need to know

Don't need to know

Don't need to know

Don't need to know

Don't need to know

[Music fades out]

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