Tenure Page #7
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That's good.
I felt like it would.
[Sighs]
BETH:
Did you getthis wine at Yale?
Yes, that's right.
It's really good.
Well...
I guess that's it.
Thanks for letting me
give a hand.
Well, thank you
for helping me.
No...
No, listen...
Beth's really lucky.
[Police radio chattering]
BETH:
Oh, goddamn.That got me so hot.
It was like role-play.
You up for some fun
tonight, Professor?
Me? Oh, no, thanks.
No? What are you,
gay or something?
God, she is hotter than
a firecracker right now.
I'm bi... curious.
So...
[Clears throat]
TIM:
You areso freakin' hot.
[Beth and Tim giggling]
Here you go.
Well, thanks a lot,
you two.
I, uh, I think that
worked out really well.
F*** you, pervert.
[Tires screech]
[Beth laughing]
MARGARET:
No. No,you're responsible.
I mean,
how can we trust you?
What do you people do?
You know what?
I need
to call you back.
I see you, jackass!
God! You're such
a loser.
Hey, Margaret.
Sorry, I didn't see you.
Dad escaped.
What?
They called me
two hours ago.
He didn't show up
to water aerobics,
and they got worried.
Why didn't they
call me?
They tried, but you
never answer your phone.
And God forbid
you get a cell phone.
He was doing
so well.
He's fine, Margaret.
No, he disappeared
again, Charlie!
He's not fine!
Okay.
MARGARET:
He has these episodes,
And he doesn't know
where he is.
He could be in danger.
Ohh.
I have total respect
For your fugitive status,
Professor Thurber.
Well, I appreciate
that, Sasquatch.
I've been
in your shoes...
Tons of times.
Runnin' from the man,
on the lam.
Sasquatch,
do you think...
Everything's all right
with Charlie?
Yeah.
You did a good job,
Professor.
Charlie's got
his head on straight.
I thought when I got
to be this age,
Things would get
easier.
But everything just
gets more absurd.
Are you screwing
my daughter?
Heh.
Heh.
It's not arbitrary.
We try
to make a choice
Where he might go in.
What you look for is...
An oddly-broken branch.
Aha.
MARGARET:
Oh, my God.CHARLIE:
The Bigfoot Club?
What the hell is
going on around here?
We've been looking
for you for hours, Dad.
Jay, did you do this?
Oh, relax,
Margaret.
Sasquatch had nothing
to do with it.
I ran into them.
We had a nice
little expedition.
He's telling
the truth, I swear.
Dad, you can't
leave like that.
I'm not a child,
Margaret.
What have you been
doing all day?
Where have you been?
Do you know how worried
we've been?
I took a damn walk!
CHARLIE:
Dad, she's justtrying to help.
Come on. It's okay.
Well, guys, so long.
JAY:
See you, Bill.He seems good.
Right?
Charlie.
Yeah.
This isn't funny.
[Engine starts]
Dad... you can't
do that again.
If you want
to take a walk,
You have to
tell somebody.
Wait here.
CHARLIE:
Okay.[Indistinct chatter]
Where'd you get that?
Sasquatch
gave it to me, free.
Told me to pass it out
on the floor.
See that, Charlie?
Right there?
That's why
she's not a teacher.
Oh, she wouldn't
last a day.
[Chuckles]
Yeah.
You're different.
Oh, Christ.
You got it all?
Yeah.
Dr. Leakey, good news.
About your article,
I assume?
Yep.
East Dubuque Review.
I can't say
I've ever heard of it,
But I'm sure it's
quite... competitive.
Oh, yeah.
Now...
Ooh! Oh, Charlie,
look here.
This is interesting.
"However,
due to the fact
"That our magazine is
closing its doors in June,
"We can only offer you
publication
"On our sister website...
Eastdubuquerecreation.org."
Sh*t.
Congratulations,
Charlie.
I'm sure this means
the website
Will get many more hits.
I can't believe this is
our last class together.
Well, I guess we ought
to get started, huh?
Professor Thurber,
we didn't know what to do,
But we wanted
to get you a gift,
Since you've been such
Thanks. You didn't
have to do that.
We wanted to.
Well, thank you.
Let's see here.
Well...
ROBIN:
We just wanted youto remember us.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks. This really
means a lot.
CHARLIE:
Well, I find outabout tenure tomorrow, Dad.
So...
The big day is
finally here, eh?
some kind of a party?
I'm available.
Well, I guess
that all depends
On how it turns out.
Look...
If you don't get
tenure, you move on.
That's all.
Grey College...
Not so special, right?
And if you do get it,
that's fantastic.
The point is, you're
a teacher, Charlie.
That's what
you do best.
Anywhere you go
in life,
There's always
gonna be a classroom
Full of kids
who need you.
I promise you that.
[The Jam:
Smithers-Jones ]Here we go again
It's Monday at last
He's heading for
the Waterloo line
To catch the 8am fast
It's usually dead on time
Hope it isn't late,
got to be there by nine
Pinstriped suit,
clean shirt and tie
Stops off
at the corner shop
To buy the Times...
I've got a real
good feeling
about this, man.
Yeah.
[Sighs]
It's not the end of
the world.
It's only tenure.
Right?
Right.
[Sighs]
Good luck, man.
Thanks.
Okay.
the chase here, Charlie.
Your tenure vote was
three to three... a tie.
And in cases of a tie,
The Dean acts as
the deciding vote.
I've been watching you
closely, Charlie,
And I must say you've been
busy this semester.
Vandalizing my next-door
neighbor's house was...
An unorthodox beginning
To your tenure pursuits.
And can you also explain
your supposed connection
To the sale of an illegal
herbal erection cream
on campus?
Cream?
And what about your
publishing record at Grey?
It's virtually nonexistent,
Save for some obscure
online journal.
And to top things off,
You have been accused
By members
of the faculty.
If I can address that,
uh...
I didn't do it,
As I stated earlier.
LEAKEY:
Charlie,Charlie, Charlie.
On paper,
you are quite simply
The worst candidate for tenure
I have ever seen.
The worst?
But in coming to
my tiebreaking decision,
I came across these...
Your student
evaluation forms.
Your students love you,
Charlie.
But I'm afraid
that's simply not enough.
However, I'm going to take
an unprecedented step
In this matter.
I am prepared
to offer you tenure,
On a strictly
probationary basis,
For a period of one year.
But your teaching duties
will be severely cut back.
Taking you out of
the classroom, we believe,
Will give you ample time
To focus on your own
research and writing.
Now, then...
What say you?
[Indistinct chatter]
[Door opens]
MAN:
See you, Bill.Yeah, see you.
What the hell's
going on here?
I'm checking you out.
What?
Yeah, you're comin'
to live with me.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
You don't
belong here, Dad.
Heh.
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
Let's go.
BILL:
What the Christ,Charlie?
Oh, yeah.
Wait here a sec, okay?
[Indistinct chatter]
[Microphone feeds back]
Uh, excuse me.
Just a quick announcement.
There are 200 bottles
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