Tenure Page #6
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I'm not a stalker, okay?
So, we meet
in a public place,
So there are
no safety issues.
It's a long story,
But it would really
be helpful for me
If you could do this,
you know?
I'm sorry.
I just can't do it.
What if I pay you
a hundred bucks?
Okay, fine.
Yeah, 250's good.
Okay, and my boyfriend
You have a boyfriend?
[Beep]
Beth, can you
hold on a sec?
[Beep]
Hello?
MARGARET:
Where'smy money, Charlie?
Margaret, hey, hi.
I'm good, by the way.
But, yeah, I've had a few
unexpected expenses
this month.
But can you
hang on a sec?
No, I can't
hang on...
[Beep]
Beth, hi. Um...
thanks again.
And, um, I gotta go now,
But I'm gonna call you back
about the plans.
Okay.
Thanks.
[Beep]
[Telephone rings]
NARRATOR ON TV:
A giant, hairy creature...
Part ape, part man.
Indians call him
Sasquatch.
They believe
he is as gentle
As he is powerful
and mysterious.
[ Synthesizer music on TV]
[Knock on door]
Yeah!
Hey, man.
What's goin' on?
[Turns TV off]
Um...
You tell Professor Grasso
I was gay?
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
Hey, man, time out.
You're taking this
way out of context.
What I said was
that you were bi...
Curious.
There is no context
here, Jay.
Bi?!
Curious!
Why?!
It's a big difference.
That means you're
experimenting.
Well, here...
I mean, I was joking,
you know?
She obviously doesn't even
know how to take a joke.
She thought you were
serious, Jay.
I just talked to her.
Heh.
All right, I'll be
straight with you.
I thought she has
the hots for you, man.
And that is definitely
a no-fly zone.
You gotta use
your head.
I told you I wanted
to do this my way.
This was before
you benched me. I swear.
You just... You...
Jesus.
How are you gonna
sell all this?
How are we gonna
sell that, partner?
We?
You said
you were into it.
No, I didn't.
I left early, remember?
Does it even work?
I've had a hard-on
for 16 hours.
Are you serious?
No joking...
You know what?
It's actually
kind of uncomfortable.
But I called Dave,
And he said
it'll go away.
[Knock on window]
Hey, this is it.
Just be cool.
Who is it?
Remember that sh*t-stack
who sold me that placebo?
The student, yeah.
Well, he's the biggest
dealer on campus.
Perfect down line.
Are you...
Are you crazy, Jay?
The guy sells
fake ecstasy.
Only to teachers, man.
Just relax.
Ohh.
Uhh.
Just be cool.
Okay.
I got a date tonight.
So, if this sh*t
energizes my bunny...
I'll call you back.
You got a problem
with that, Bigfoot?
That's cool, man.
Yeah.
All right?
If you want out,
just say the word.
Yeah. I want out.
I never
wanted in, Jay.
later, dude.
CHARLIE:
Probably not.MAN:
So... you pay girls
To hang out with you
very often, Professor?
First time, actually.
Officer.
[Woman laughs]
It's legal.
I checked.
It's an escort deal.
Right, baby?
Right.
[Siren whoops]
Just follow my lead
in there, okay?
Okay.
All they know is that
you're my girlfriend
And that you work
for PBS, okay?
I don't work for PBS.
What are you ta...
What about the telethon?
I was a volunteer.
That was community
service, actually.
Just...
Just roll with it, okay?
Can you do that for me?
Thanks.
I did drama
in high school.
Okay.
Oh, and I think
Tim wants to have
a threesome later.
Hi!
Hi!
Hello.
Please come in.
After you.
Hello, hi.
How are you?
Hi, Elaine.
This looks great.
[Chatter continues]
Thanks for having us.
Warren Blake...
English Department,
Yale University.
Flash Gordon...
Quarterback,
New York Jets.
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles]
Okay.
Oh, boy.
Oh.
Ugh.
Um, didn't Charlie
tell you?
Tell me what?
I'm a vegetarian.
Oh, no.
Oh, I...
Honey, I forgot.
I'm sorry.
It slipped my mind.
Oh, Charlie's
so forgetful.
I became
a vegetarian, um,
The first day
I started at PBS.
It just felt right.
ELAINE:
You know,I can whip up a salad
In no time at all.
Why don't I do that?
Let me help you, dear.
No, no, no,
We don't mean
to put you out.
You sure?
WARREN:
That's fine.[Whispering]
What are you doing?
What? I am
a vegetarian.
Just... don't ruffle
any feathers.
I thought it was cool,
How I worked in
the whole...
PBS thing.
Oh, yeah,
that was great.
Just take it easy.
[Sighs]
Just follow my lead,
all right?
[Elaine talking indistinctly]
Ha ha ha! Charlie!
[Chuckles]
That's good.
BETH:
So, Warren...Hmm?
What's Yale like?
Beth...
Yale is the finest
academic institution
In the country.
Nay, the world.
one of the lucky few
In the field
of English Literature.
To get to rub shoulders
With some of the greatest
minds in our lifetime...
Horwitz, Bringard...
Whelan.
Hmm!
All close colleagues
of mine.
What about Slocumb
and Leakey?
[Laughs]
Ha! They're
over at Grey.
Is the food good?
WARREN:
Heh. Yes.The food at Yale is
positively exquisite, Beth.
Beth, did you know
that Charlie
Is one of the most popular
teachers at Grey?
We don't talk about work
much, to be honest.
We have a very...
[Tap]
Ahem.
Passionate relationship.
[Chuckles]
Passionate, eh?
Ha ha ha!
Well, never underestimate
the power of the flesh, right?
Heh! Yeah, I'll say.
So, tell us, Charlie...
What is it that makes
a good teacher,
In your professional
opinion?
Well, I think
the most important thing
it was like to be a student.
You know, I just try
and picture myself
Out there in the classroom,
Staring up at this dumb guy
at the front of the room.
[Laughs]
What?
Um, I mean...
Why the hell should they
care what I say?
I think you have
to find a way in,
And, you know, make them
laugh, challenge them,
Keep surprising them.
And, um, once you're in,
I think you'd better
find a way to stay in.
I guess that's...
what I think.
We have a slightly
different approach.
that friendships
Between teacher
and student
are beneficial.
But obviously
we're all entitled
To our own, uh...
Shall we say, style.
Warren, you haven't taught
Thank you for reminding me
of that. That's true.
So, are you on sabbatical?
Yes, that's right.
That must be so cool.
Do you get high a lot?
Hmm, no.
No, I... I don't.
[Water splashing]
Heh.
Beth's...
really nice.
Yeah.
Where'd you meet her?
We met at a, uh...
PBS thing.
We were volunteers.
Oh. That's sweet.
And how long
have you been dating?
Not long. It's really
not serious.
Oh. Charlie.
That's awful.
No, it's the truth.
Well, she adores you.
Trust me.
Warren... Warren seems
pretty cool.
Yeah. Well,
he's unique.
Yeah.
You know what?
I really...
I liked what
you said in there
About teaching.
Um, so, has it been
going any better?
Yeah. You know,
I still feel
A little bit like
an imposter, you know?
But I tried
what you told me.
Oh, yeah?
Did it work?
It did, it did.
Things have gotten
A lot more...
relaxed around there.
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