Tenure Page #5
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about the telethons?
You didn't, did you?
They called me again,
Charlie.
[Beep]
JAY:
Faculty lounge, noon.
I've got a winner.
[Beep]
Hmm!
That's funny.
I thought I left a Coke
in here yesterday.
Hmm. Oh, Elaine?
Did you get that Coke
out of the refrigerator?
No.
I brought this one
from home. Why?
No reason. I left a Coke
in the fridge yesterday,
And now it's gone.
Well,
this one's mine.
I'm sure of it.
Oh. Well, I always put
With my name on it.
So, I guess
we could find out.
Do you mind?
Heh.
Satisfied?
I would be...
Except I put the sticker
on the bottom of the can.
That can't...
That can't be.
I brought this one
from home.
JAY:
I'm not gonna makea big deal out of it.
ELAINE:
It's warm.It's not from
the refrigerator.
JAY:
Do me a favor.Just buy your own Coke
from now on.
STAN:
"My f*** machine'sengines are roaring",
"They're soaring!
Stroking and stroking
my balls..."
[Door opens]
Is this
Uh, yeah. Hi, Robin.
It is, but we're actually
Weren't we, Stan?
No. We just started.
You should join.
I don't think we're actually
taking new members
this semester. Sorry.
Yes, we are.
Yes, we are.
ROBIN:
Um, so...What are you guys...
do here?
Well, um...
Stan kind of teaches me
the ways of the world,
And I try
and soak it all in.
That's not true.
It is, Stan.
Don't sell yourself short.
Remember what I told you?
ROBIN:
I wrote a poem.
It's called
Teacher's Pet.
Read it. Read it.
Whoa. Robin,
do me a favor...
Wait on that, okay?
Stan, do you have something
you could read first?
No.
It's just that there's
kind of a hierarchy
And generally, as a rule,
We don't allow our
newer members to read
There's never been
a new member.
And I'm president,
So I can overrule you.
Read it.
ROBIN:
Okay."I want to be
the teacher's pet."
"The thought of it
makes me..."
Okay!
I gotta get going.
You guys take it
from here.
No! Let her finish.
Sit down. Sit down.
ROBIN:
"I want to bethe teacher's pet."
"The thought of it
makes me..."
"Sad."
"Because I know
it's not to be."
"I'm not for him..."
"And he's not for me."
That wasn't very erotic.
Was it?
Hey.
Hi.
Don't worry, okay?
It gets better.
I'm not so sure.
You want to take a walk
or something?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd like that.
Okay.
I'm a terrible
teacher.
Oh, come on.
No.
You're just having
a tough time adjusting.
It gets easier.
No, no.
I was at Yale
for three years.
Same thing...
I never adjusted.
Well, they can
smell fear, the kids.
I know.
Yeah.
Can I tell you
a secret?
Sure.
Yale was going
to fire me.
Really?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
That's why I'm here.
I know Dean Leakey
paints a rosier picture,
But that's the truth.
I just couldn't cut it.
I just freeze up,
you know?
I prepare, I plan,
I write everything down.
I know...
I know all the material
backwards and forwards.
But it just never fails.
Every time I get
in front of the class,
I freeze up.
I don't know
what to do.
Well, I mean,
maybe you should try
To not prepare
so much.
Don't write
everything down.
Don't plan so much.
Just try to wing it
and see what happens.
Ha ha!
No, I think
you'd be surprised
by how well you do.
That's completely
terrifying.
The fear part
goes away
Once you get
the hang of it.
I don't know.
Well, just remember...
You're the smartest
person in the room.
Hell, you're probably
the smartest person
At Grey College.
Hmm.
Hmm.
JAY:
Did you see the lookon Leakey's face?
You're not hearing me.
It's over.
You're my best
friend, Charlie.
I'm just trying
to help.
I know you are, Jay,
but it's not right,
What you're doing.
And it's
stressing me out.
And, you know,
she's a nice person.
How nice?
Nice.
Pleasant.
Christ, you dig her,
don't you?
No, I don't dig her, Jay.
I just... I said
she was pleasant.
Still want to go to
the seminar with me?
Or are you all
mad at me?
I'll go. Just stop
accusing people
Of stealing Cokes,
all right?
[Clapping]
Oh, yeah!
What does IBO
stand for?
Come on, guys!
What does IBO
stand for?
Individual
Business Owner.
That is exactly
right, my man.
Individual
Business Owner.
The American dream,
And the future of
everyone in this room.
You!
Citizen!
What's your name?
Charlie.
Charlie! I'm Dave.
Hi.
That's the guy I was
telling you about.
Tell me something,
Charlie...
Are you satisfied
With the way things
are going in your life?
Yeah,
it's pretty good.
Zowie! Then why
are you here, Charlie?
Actually...
If my life were
pretty good,
I sure as hell wouldn't
be here right now,
you know what I'm sayin'?
So...
"Pretty good".
"Pretty good."
You're satisfied
with "pretty good"?
Yeah, I think so.
Let me tell you something,
Right here, right now,
Charlie.
No, you're not.
Now I'm gonna ask
that question again.
Are you satisfied?
Yes.
And the answer is:
no... you're... not.
I am, actually.
I'm...
No, you're not, Charlie.
Everybody, come on.
Say it with me.
No, you're not.
ALL:
No, you're not.Yeah!
No, you're not!
I'm happy...
You're not, Charlie.
Okay, no, I'm not.
Or you wouldn't be here.
You follow me?
Yeah.
Herb-Erect is the future.
And believe you me...
If you have ever had
a 100% organic erection,
You'll understand why
I gotta go.
Excuse me.
Charlie.
Wonderful news,
isn't it, Charlie?
Yeah.
She's a real talent.
How are your own
publishing pursuits going?
It's been a dog's age
since your last article.
Things are looking
really good.
We'll be hearing
the good news soon, then.
ELAINE:
Charlie.Oh. Hey, Elaine.
Congratulations
on your article.
Oh, thank you.
Listen, um...
My boyfriend is visiting
for the weekend,
And, well,
I was wondering
If you and your partner
might want to come
for dinner.
Sure, that sounds gr...
I'm sorry,
did you say "partner"?
Yeah. Well,
Professor Hadley told me
You had a partner.
Like a male partner?
Like a man?
Well, yeah.
That's what he said.
No. No, uh...
That's not true.
What exactly, uh...
Did Professor Hadley
say to you?
He told me you were gay.
No. No, I'm not.
I'm afraid he was
just pulling your leg.
I'm straight...
Uh, as an arrow.
Oh, my God...
I've got a girlfriend
and everything.
I'm so... I'm sorry.
No, I'm so embarrassed.
Don't be.
I didn't... I thought
it was strange.
Um, well, listen,
Why don't you and your
girlfriend come?
Friday night?
Wonderful.
Yeah?
It's her night off.
She works at PBS.
Great.
Yeah.
Well, I'll see you then.
We'll be there.
Okay.
CHARLIE:
I know we've neveractually met in person,
But it is just one night.
BETH:
I told younot to call me again.
I know, I know.
But, look...
I really need a date
to this party,
And who knows? You may
even like me, right?
I don't know.
All right, well, listen,
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