Tenure Page #4
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- 2008
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Is this gonna be
a problem?
No. I, uh...
I mean...
Well, what do you mean?
What do I... Charlie,
I'm the head of
the department.
This reflects
on all of us.
I know. I just...
I've been rewriting
it again, and...
Good. You're up
for tenure.
You have to
publish something.
Whew. I...
I am not charmed
by you, Thurber.
JAY:
It's calledsurvival, Charlie...
CHARLIE:
Letting the air out of
a colleague's tires?
Don't get so technical.
She'd do the same thing
to you.
[Whistling]
[Bird call]
[Air hissing]
[Starts engine]
Dude, floor it.
Floor it!
Go!
Floor it!
Hey, what do you know
about herbal sexual
enhancement?
It's just that Maggie
says you're short on cash,
And I may have come
Maggie?
Your sister.
You call her Maggie?
So, you two talk?
Yeah, all the time.
You know, since the trip.
It's just that I know
she's puttin' the screws
to you for cash.
Can we just not talk
About my family
situation here?
Look, I just want to let
you in on the ground floor.
If you wait too long,
This thing's
gonna blow up.
It's FDA-approved
and everything.
I appreciate that, Jay.
I really do.
But I've got
to go home right now
And bake a motherfucking
double batch of brownies
For the faculty meeting
tomorrow morning.
So I kind of got
my hands full.
Mmm!
Wonderful brownies,
Charlie.
Just wonderful.
Thank you.
Professor?
Oh, thank you, Charlie.
Oh. Good morning.
Don't mind if I do.
I guess Miss Grasso
is not gonna join us
this morning.
Very well.
Let's begin.
All I can say is that
I was so impressed.
I mean, the talent
and the intellect...
So sorry I'm late.
I had a flat tire
this morning.
It was completely
out of the blue.
Sorry.
Very well.
Charlie
has volunteered
To act as secretary
in your absence.
Where were we,
Charlie?
Professor Slocumb
was just telling us
About our
Canterbury Tales
themed Caribbean cruise.
LEAKEY:
Right. Hannah?SLOCUMB:
Yes,it was absolutely wonderful.
The captain spoke
flawless Old English.
All join hands.
Bring it to the center.
And take it back home.
Take it back home.
You should go
out there, Dad,
have some fun.
I'd rather
saw off my prick
With a plastic knife.
[Chuckles]
What's the good
of this place
If you don't
participate in anything?
Exactly.
You hate it
that much?
I don't know
why I'm here.
Dad, you know,
you disappeared
For three days
last year.
We thought
you were dead.
That's your sister
talking.
We can't leave you
alone anymore.
Heh.
You think I'm not alone?
In chapter one
of the assigned reading,
We meet the protagonist.
And... ahem...
The themes are
very clearly established.
Does any one know
What the theme of
Crime and Punishment is?
[Elaine clears throat]
Oh. Hello,
Professor Thurber.
Hi. Excuse me.
I just need to borrow
Your overhead projector
for just a moment.
Sure.
I'll be right
out of here.
Excuse me.
Great book.
One of my favorites.
Wow. Usually I can't
[Class chuckling]
Blair, did you even
do the reading?
Yes.
This is like
pulling teeth.
I don't know
how you do it.
And, so,
what did you think
of Raskolnikov?
I mean, he's a poor
student, like you,
Minus the laptop.
What'd you think
of him?
Well...
I felt sorry for him,
I guess.
Why, Blair?
'Cause his life
sucks so bad.
You get the feeling
something really awful
is about to happen.
Which is cool, I guess.
I wish I was
in this class.
I'll have this back
by tomorrow morning.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
[Knocks]
Check this out.
You are not
gonna believe it.
Jay, what is this?
I've got her under
24-hour surveillance.
It's amazing. I found
in her backyard...
Oak tree, I think.
Maybe a maple.
Strong branches.
All right,
turn it off.
What? This is
the best part.
Jesus.
F***, man, this is...
What is this possibly
gonna get us?
Surveillance, man.
You never know.
It's illegal, Jay.
Says who?
Says the police.
The law, Jay.
I just thought...
Listen...
You can't do things
like that.
You're supposed
to be helping me.
Listen...
Jay, I know your heart
is in the right place.
I do.
But you gotta
promise me
That you're not
gonna do anything
like that again.
Please?
I won't.
I promise.
Do you have a minute?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, come on in.
Have a seat.
I just wanted
to thank you
For the other day.
I know we're
in competition
with each other,
But that was
really nice of you.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No problem.
I, uh...
The kids, they can be
a little weird
Around new teachers.
Yeah. I'm not so sure
it's them.
Anyway, I was wondering
If you had any advice...
You know,
for the new kid.
Uh... gosh, I...
I think some of
the best advice
I got about teaching
Was just to try to not
act like a teacher.
Just try to be yourself.
Yeah, I think that might
be the problem.
I am being myself.
How do you mean?
Dude!
I've been lookin'
all over for you.
We've got
the Bigfoot Club.
The kids are waiting.
You know, we can
do this another time.
I'm sorry.
No, that's fine.
We're searching
for Sasquatch.
Oh. Great.
Well, good luck.
Yeah.
Dude, I told you to page me
if you were under attack.
I wasn't under attack.
I was trying to converse
with a colleague.
I was just trying
to talk to Elaine.
Don't let Elaine
sweet-talk you.
It's time to be strong...
Or it's all over.
Pack your bags
for Turdville State.
Come on.
Where are we going?
I told you...
Bigfoot Club.
That was for real?
Well, I'm not a member,
am I? So I...
Probationary.
But the guys dig you.
Plus, you got a car.
Come on.
[Sighs]
Leakey's gonna be pissed
When I'm on the cover of
National Geographic.
Oh, yeah.
You'll be
an American hero,
And he'll still be riding
his stupid fold-up bike
Around Grey College.
Does that thing
fold up?
That's actually
kind of sweet.
I don't know. Maybe.
BOY [shouts]:
Dr. Hadley!Get the calipers!
Calipers.
Remember...
If we make contact,
Don't show your teeth.
Never bare your teeth!
Come on!
This is what
you signed up for!
Remind me
to email that photo
To Steve Kim,
will you?
Okay. "Email
Professor Kim."
CHARLIE:
Do you thinkit's real?
You're f***in'-A right
it's real.
The only problem is...
I forgot to bring
my plaster casting
gear with me.
The West Coasters
are gonna call bullshit
On the whole thing.
F***ing snobs.
That's bullshit!
Take it easy, guys.
It's all part of
the yeti game.
What about the photos?
Those work, right?
Anybody can pull a hoax
This is bull-crap.
This is solid
progress, guys.
Don't let it
get you down.
Go back to campus,
get my plaster gear...
What if it rains?
We'll lose the print!
Cool down, dudes!
Easy. It's okay.
One thing's for sure...
That son of a b*tch
is out there somewhere.
[Thunder]
[Beep]
MARGARET:
Did you ever talk to Dad
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