Tenure Page #3
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- 2008
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Oh.
Hi there.
Hi.
Really nice
to meet you.
I hear you're gonna
be starting up soon.
Yes, yes.
I'm very excited.
I've heard a lot of
Oh, likewise. Likewise.
I, uh... I was just
helping Stanley here
With the new poetry club
we've started up.
Fascinating stuff.
I'm the, uh,
faculty adviser.
Well, that sounded...
Very creative, Stan.
I forgot that you guys
knew each other already.
Well, I met with Stan
And some of
the other students
For a little
pre-semester poetry club
get-to-know-you.
I mean...
Wow. Oh,
that's fantastic.
Pre-semester, huh?
Huh, that's swell.
That's great preparation
on your part.
Oh. Well, thank you.
Gosh, it was
nice to meet you.
I should get
back to work.
I guess I'll be
seeing you around?
I look forward to it.
Um... bye, Stan.
STAN:
Good-bye.CHARLIE:
Thanks for stopping by.
"My cock is locked
and loaded!"
Hold.
Okay, just give me
a minute.
JAY:
It's niceof you guys
To include me
on your spring break.
Hey, man, I heard
about Elaine Grasso.
Who's Elaine Grasso?
Nobody. Just a girl.
A new assistant professor
in the English Department.
They just hired
from Yale.
A looker, too.
Tenure track?
JAY:
Uh-huh.DAD:
Well, that's just dandy,isn't it, Charlie?
[Woman talking]
JAY:
Dude...that's your sister?
Come on, time's up.
We're not playing
timed turns.
DAD:
The hell we're not.Put 'em down.
"Chug"?
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
For Christ's sake, Charlie,
you're an English professor.
That's a word.
Maybe if I'd had
more time...
"Chug" won't
get you tenure.
I'll bet
that new girl...
The Yaley...
Grasso.
Professor Grasso.
Right. Grasso.
I'll bet you she knows
some two-syllable words.
"Quixotic"?
Dude, that's,
like, 1,000 points.
Damn right,
Sasquatch.
And they say
I have Alzheimer's.
Where's he going?
Who the f*** knows?
He's pretty cute.
Jay?!
Yeah, man?
No. Sorry.
I wasn't
talking to you.
It's okay.
That's cool.
Ah!
[Laughs]
We need to talk.
About what?
What do you think?
About Dad.
More specifically...
About how much money
his care is costing me.
Oh, God.
It's not right.
You're not even
visiting him regularly.
I visit him. I've
missed once or twice.
It's no biggie.
Yes, it is.
It is a biggie.
He needs to be able to
count on us. He's sick.
He's fine! He just
won at Scrabble.
Okay, well,
I need a budget.
And it wouldn't kill you
to spend $1,000 a month.
And more, when you
get your tenure.
JAY [shouts]:
Somebody getmy video camera!
Huh?
[Phone ringing]
BETH:
Hello?Beth?
Yeah? Who's this?
Hi, it's Charlie,
from the telethon.
You gave me your
number, remember?
Um... why are you
calling?
Well, you said
that I could call
after pledge week.
I just wanted
to talk.
It's 2am, Charlie.
I'm sorry. I just...
I thought...
This is really weird.
Please don't call me
anymore.
Okay. Um...
I am sorry.
[Sighs] Whatever.
Good night.
[Beth hangs up]
[Shouting indistinctly]
Yeah! All right!
A pretty run-of-the-mill
Korean guy.
I mean, he's a sharp
dresser and all...
I don't think
she's that hot.
Well, that's good, man.
Because as of today,
she's your mortal enemy.
CHARLIE:
She's not mymortal enemy, buddy.
Not me.
She's your Steve Kim.
Only hot.
I'm doing everything
I can do, right?
I've started this new
poetry club with Stan.
I'm pretty sure
my article's gonna be
published this semester.
I've taught damn near
every class you can teach
In the department.
I think I'm in pretty
good shape. Aren't I?
Do you pee sitting down?
Yeah, occasionally,
at night. Why?
Don't admit that.
Look, I played
by the rules,
And you saw what
happened to me.
It's time
for politics, man.
The dirtier, the better.
Why can't I just teach
my damn classes?
That's not how it works.
You gotta get creative.
I mean, look at her.
She's not even sitting
On the right side
of the bleachers.
CHARLIE:
Yeah.Catch my drift?
No.
Wrong side
of the bleachers.
Oh, yeah. Like, uh...
Poor school spirit?
Exactly.
School spirit
is a solid angle, man.
You deserve tenure.
That's your spot,
not hers.
School spirit.
[Laughing]
Good Lord.
Charlie, what are
you wearing?
Oh. Yeah. Hi.
Oh, I see.
Elaine was
just telling me
She is going
to be published
In the next issue
of the August Journal.
Isn't that fantastic?
That's really great.
It's wonderful.
No, it's not
such a big deal.
On the contrary, Elaine,
it is a big deal.
The August Journal
is the cream of the crop.
Yes. Congratulations.
Good job.
Oh, say, Elaine, I was
gonna mention to you
That, uh... I couldn't
help but notice,
At the basketball game
yesterday,
You were sitting on
the opposing team's
side of the court.
Oh.
I didn't even know.
I just wanted
to watch the game.
No biggie.
I don't know how they
do things over at Yale,
But around here,
We're pretty big
on school spirit.
Okay. Go Whales!
Right? Ha ha!
What I'm saying, Ben,
I just don't think
your story's as smart
as you are.
I don't think
there is enough
Of who you are
as a person in it.
So, you're saying
it sucks, right?
No, that's not what
I'm saying at all.
I just think
it could be great
If there was more,
you know, Ben in it.
That's not you.
Well, what would
you write about?
Uh...
I'd write a story
about a, uh...
is in a shambles,
Just a kind of
slow-moving disaster.
He's mid-thirties,
Still sleeping on a futon.
[Chuckling]
The point is,
it'd be terrible.
But I'm not a good writer.
You are. You all are.
That's what I'm trying
to tell you guys.
Maybe the teacher
in your story
Just needs somebody
to help him...
You know,
to organize himself.
Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
Look, you all want
to be writers.
try and look inside yourselves
And examine who you are.
Otherwise,
it's a waste of time.
You know,
take Stan, for instance.
He's been working on,
uh...
Well, sex poems.
[Laughter]
Look, it's not a joke.
That's what I'm trying
to say to you guys.
You're gonna have
to take a chance
to do something good.
But what if writing
what you really want
would get you in trouble?
Guys, look...
I told you...
For this class,
I don't want there
to be any rules.
I don't care what
I just want you
to be yourselves. Okay?
Write about what you know.
Okay.
Don't... Don't worry.
It's not a test.
Teacher evaluation form.
Just take a look at it.
Fill it out for me, please.
STAN:
What's it for?It's standard
for assistant professors
Up for tenure.
I go up for review
next month.
[Knock on door]
I'm here to collect
the evaluations.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Any progress on
publishing your article?
No, not yet.
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