Thank You For Smoking Page #8
the sweatshop foreman...
the oil driller...
the land mine developer...
the baby seal poacher...
Baby seal poacher?
Even I think that's kind of cruel.
All right, you're missing the point.
I must be, because I thought
you were apologizing.
I'm getting to that.
When?
Look.
The two of you, you're
basically my only friends,
and the last thing that
I would ever want to do
would be to hurt you.
And, I can only imagine...
Why are you smiling?
Why is he smiling?
He won a hundred bucks off of you.
I bet Polly you'd spill the beans
to that reporter.
That goes against everything
that we stand for.
Oh, please! You've ratted us out
to some reporter with tits!
Glorious tits.
Only after you created a betting
pool testing my incompetence?
Do you have any idea the beating
I'm taking at Moderation?
Well, look, I'm sure both of
you are under a lot of scrutiny.
You know what?
You can stop using the plural.
The guys at Safety actually liked
the name "Merchants of Death."
They're gonna have
I'll make sure you get one.
Thank you.
That is disgusting.
It's American.
Can I have a bite?
Mmm.
So I guess this means
you won't be appearing
at Finistirre's subcommittee.
Hmm. I was kind of looking
forward to it, too.
It's kind of cool in
a Jimmy Stewart sort of way.
More like an Ollie North sort of way.
Finistirre would have
torn you a new a**hole
in a House of Parliament, no less.
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah? What would you have said?
I don't know.
I'd just like him to feel
immeasurable pain,
humiliation.
Yeah, well, that would be
kind of tough.
I mean, he's already a Senator.
I mean, how would you get
back in even if you wanted to?
Uh-oh.
You're not gonna like this.
Hello.
Thanks very much for coming.
First of all, I'd like to say
a few words
to all the people who
are mentioned
in the recent newspaper article.
Please take comfort in knowing
that I will not rest until
your names are cleared.
This experience has taught me
an important lesson-
having sexual affairs
with members of the press
is just unfair.
It's not unfair to me, mind you,
but to all the people in my life
whose only crime is knowing me.
It was your names, not mine,
that suffered
from a meaningless affair
with a seductress
in the form of a young
brunette Washington reporter
whose name I won't mention
because I have dignity.
Mr. Naylor!
Are you still planning
on testifying
at tomorrow's subcommittee
hearing on tobacco?
I'm glad you asked that question.
There have been wide accusations of me
dropping out of tomorrow's hearing.
Let it be known
that unless Senator Finistirre
has withdrawn my invitation
- to speak, it is my plan
- It's called a subpoena.
to be in Congress tomorrow
to share my knowledge
of big tobacco and all those
who enjoy its products.
Thank you very much.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Still feel like Jimmy Stewart?
Good.
Why don't you all go ahead?
This could be a while.
If we could, um... if we could
take our seats, please.
Gentlemen, ladies.
If I may call this meeting to order.
We'll do everything we can to
so that we can all
get out of here on time.
The skull and crossbones
means one thing:
Poison.
Thus, the message is quite clear.
Like any other product
that carries the branding,
if you take it, you will die.
Yes, but isn't this overkill?
Why don't we just use words,
as we currently do?
Something that describes the
dangers of cigarette smoking.
Well, the American public
is not affected
by masthead anymore.
They need images.
We've done studies
which show that consumers react
up to 80% more to imagery
rather than words.
The stats are there.
It's just sad
that the Academy of Tobacco
Studies did not release
this type of information earlier.
When you say
the Academy of Tobacco Studies,
you're referring to...
Yes.
to the coalition...
Yes, the coalition.
The big... big tobacco...
...that is represented by...
By, um...
And specifically
Mr...
Um...
Mr., uh, Nick Naylor.
Nick Naylor?
Thank you very much.
The current use
of words instead of imagery
is an obvious move against
the non-English-speaking population
of the United States.
The skull and crossbones
speak loudly in all languages.
By not using it,
they're saying
they want those who can't
read English to die.
Hmm. Senor Herrera,
could you clarify "they"?
Let it be known,
the public beating
has not gone out of style.
Nick Naylor, please step forward.
You go sit with him.
Please state your name,
address and current occupation.
My name is Nick Naylor.
I live at 6000
Massachusetts Avenue
and I am currently unemployed,
but until recently,
I was the vice president
of the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
Mr. Naylor,
as vice president
of the Academy
of Tobacco Studies,
what was required of you?
What did you do?
I informed the public
of all the research performed
in the investigation
on the effects of tobacco.
Mm-hmm,
and what,
so far,
has the Academy concluded
in their investigation
into the effects of tobacco?
Well, many things, actually.
Why, just the other day
they uncovered evidence
that smoking can offset
Parkinson's disease.
I'm sure the health
community
is thrilled.
Mr. Naylor, who provides
the financial backing
for the Academy of Tobacco Studies?
Uh... Conglomerated Tobacco.
That's the cigarette companies.
For the most part, yes.
Do you think that...
might affect their priorities?
No, just as I'm sure
campaign contributions
don't affect yours.
Ohh.
Senators, Mr. Naylor is not here
to testify on the goings-on
of the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
We're here to examine
the possibility
of a warning logo on cigarettes.
Now, Mr. Naylor,
I have to ask you,
out of formality,
do you believe that smoking
cigarettes, over time,
can lead to lung cancer and
other respiratory conditions
such as emphysema?
Yes.
In fact, I think you'd be
hard-pressed
to find someone
who really believes
that cigarettes are not
potentially harmful.
I mean, show of hands,
who out here thinks
- that cigarettes aren't dangerous...
- Mr. Naylor.
There's no need for theatrics.
Sir, I just don't see the point in a warning
label for something people already know.
The warning symbol
is a reminder, a reminder of the
dangers of smoking cigarettes.
Well, if we want to remind
people of danger,
why don't we slap
a skull and crossbones
on all Boeing airplanes,
Senator Lothridge?
And all Fords, Senator Dupree?
That is ridiculous.
The death toll from airline
and automobile accidents
doesn't even skim the surface
of cigarettes.
They don't even compare.
Oh, this from a senator
I don't follow you, Mr. Naylor.
Well, the real
demonstrated number one killer
in America is cholesterol,
and here comes
Senator Finistirre,
whose fine state is,
I regret to say,
clogging the nation's arteries
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